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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Duck-like laser beams
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Scarlet Soul-stirring Station Love Of Her Life
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Histrionic Ebony Corner Sweet Tailpipe
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Duck-like laser beams
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Duck-like laser beams
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
orange stirring area dog poop
  04/08/25
that's rude
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
...
Duck-like laser beams
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Flatulent lodge
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
cerise friendly grandma
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
haunting brunch
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/08/25
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Duck-like laser beams
  04/08/25
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Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Duck-like laser beams
  04/09/25
...
Duck-like laser beams
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Drab Angry Idiot Bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Snowy theatre nibblets
  04/09/25
Ty
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/09/25
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chrome bonkers temple
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
aromatic gaming laptop hall
  04/09/25
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Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Lake Hissy Fit Puppy
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Trip sadistic newt
  05/02/25
...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  05/12/25
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Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Snowy theatre nibblets
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Costumed Appetizing Stage Sandwich
  06/03/25
...
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  06/26/25
OP?
Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  06/27/25
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Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  07/09/25
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Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Scarlet Soul-stirring Station Love Of Her Life

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Ebony Corner Sweet Tailpipe

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: orange stirring area dog poop

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Flatulent lodge

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: cerise friendly grandma

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: haunting brunch

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Drab Angry Idiot Bawdyhouse

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Snowy theatre nibblets

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: chrome bonkers temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: aromatic gaming laptop hall

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Lake Hissy Fit Puppy

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Trip sadistic newt

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Snowy theatre nibblets

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: coral vibrant mental disorder internal respiration

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Costumed Appetizing Stage Sandwich

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling splenetic telephone parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)