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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
unhinged aromatic locale immigrant
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Trip area generalized bond
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
low-t step-uncle's house masturbator
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
low-t step-uncle's house masturbator
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Racy Den
  04/08/25
that's rude
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
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Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
pink round eye
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Plum space feces
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Topaz cracking bawdyhouse marketing idea
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
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Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/08/25
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Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/09/25
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Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Razzmatazz brass water buffalo theater
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
mewling beady-eyed dog poop pistol
  04/09/25
Ty
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
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startling bat shit crazy rigor scourge upon the earth
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Zippy orchestra pit
  04/09/25
...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Charismatic heaven
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
unholy insecure jew trump supporter
  05/02/25
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Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  05/12/25
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Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
mewling beady-eyed dog poop pistol
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
low-t step-uncle's house masturbator
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
low-t step-uncle's house masturbator
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
jade electric furnace range
  06/03/25
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chandler (retired)
  06/26/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: unhinged aromatic locale immigrant

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Trip area generalized bond

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Plum space feces

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Plum space feces

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Plum space feces

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Plum space feces

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Plum space feces

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: low-t step-uncle's house masturbator

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: low-t step-uncle's house masturbator

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Racy Den

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: pink round eye

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Plum space feces

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Topaz cracking bawdyhouse marketing idea

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brass water buffalo theater

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: mewling beady-eyed dog poop pistol

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: startling bat shit crazy rigor scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Zippy orchestra pit

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic heaven

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: unholy insecure jew trump supporter

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: mewling beady-eyed dog poop pistol

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: low-t step-uncle's house masturbator

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office sweet tailpipe

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: low-t step-uncle's house masturbator

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: jade electric furnace range

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)