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aphrodisiac whorehouse
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
deep market genital piercing
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Cracking Abode
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swashbuckling sexy crotch
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Contagious cream heaven
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Citrine rigpig stain
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slutmobile obv
Marvelous Plaza
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
hyperventilating brass incel
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Marvelous Plaza
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hyperventilating brass incel
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
shimmering mischievous lodge pervert
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
hyperventilating brass incel
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
shimmering mischievous lodge pervert
  05/05/25
180
hyperventilating brass incel
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Tantric chad base
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Arrogant mentally impaired tattoo
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dull church building blood rage
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
abnormal toilet seat
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
abnormal toilet seat
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Contagious cream heaven
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
massive dragon
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
Adventurous dark office masturbator
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Arrogant mentally impaired tattoo
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
harsh flushed dilemma
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
swashbuckling sexy crotch
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete
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aphrodisiac whorehouse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
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1800000
aphrodisiac whorehouse
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Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
poppy codepig
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
curious weed whacker indian lodge
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Contagious cream heaven
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Citrine rigpig stain
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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My bum is on the Swedish
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: deep market genital piercing

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Cracking Abode

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling sexy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Contagious cream heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Citrine rigpig stain



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Plaza

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating brass incel

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Plaza

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating brass incel



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: shimmering mischievous lodge pervert

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating brass incel

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: shimmering mischievous lodge pervert

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating brass incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Tantric chad base

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Arrogant mentally impaired tattoo

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: dull church building blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: abnormal toilet seat

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: abnormal toilet seat

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Contagious cream heaven

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: massive dragon

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Adventurous dark office masturbator

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Arrogant mentally impaired tattoo

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: harsh flushed dilemma

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling sexy crotch

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Outnumbered Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: poppy codepig

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: curious weed whacker indian lodge

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Contagious cream heaven

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Citrine rigpig stain

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready clear faggot firefighter jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Lake submissive menage

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: titillating principal's office wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Slippery sanctuary nibblets

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)