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HYPO: Could you win NBA title with OKC?
| tarrifs | 05/09/25 |
| Paralegal Mohammad | 05/09/25 |
| tarrifs | 05/09/25 |
| Paralegal Mohammad | 05/09/25 |
| Candy Ride | 05/09/25 |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: tarrifs If you accept, you'll enter a Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 48 hours (two years will pass for you) to train. Upon emergence, you will replace the member of OKC's starting five of your choice. So you'll join for game 5 against the Nuggets. You're guaranteed 28 minutes per game, unless you foul out or are injured. You can foul out on purpose if you want. Daigneault may insist you foul out, but you can ignore him. He has to play you 28 minutes.
If you win it all, you get $10 million, but your prize is reduced proportionately if you average less than 28 minutes per game (to zero if you average 14 minutes per game or less). If you don't win it all, you have to dunk your head in a bucket of WNBA juice. |
Date: May 9th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad Let me stop your shitty thread right here. No one here can pull this off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722926&forum_id=2#48917965) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: tarrifs We have some posters who played a little ball in college, so I'm not so sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722926&forum_id=2#48917969) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad Yeah my bad bloodacre played intramurals once so he'll be ready to go once he's done polishing his knives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722926&forum_id=2#48917975) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Candy Ride I'm too short. On defense even if I stuck to players like glue, they could still shoot over me.
If I got back to old shooting form and became the best shooter on the team, I would have to shoot from the logo to keep defenders out of my face. If I can only shoot 25 percent from that far back I wouldn't be effective.
The only actual advantage I could bring is shooting free throws. |