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new xo weekly advice column "Dear Jurisprudence"

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Chartreuse Hyperventilating Theatre
  06/30/25
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Garnet Set
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Poppy shivering den selfie
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Insane galvanic home associate
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Chartreuse Hyperventilating Theatre
  06/30/25
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snowy thriller famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
shape rotating chad
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
buttfaggot
  07/02/25
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Juan Eighty
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Mailer Daemon
  07/02/25
tp.
eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse Hyperventilating Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Garnet Set



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Poppy shivering den selfie

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Insane galvanic home associate

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse Hyperventilating Theatre

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: snowy thriller famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: shape rotating chad

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mailer Daemon

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)