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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  06/30/25
wow lol
180 alcoholic persian
  06/30/25
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Insane contagious whorehouse cuckold
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
180 alcoholic persian
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Abusive locus circlehead
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Sexy Lettuce
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
seedy crackhouse telephone
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
180 alcoholic persian
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Naked brunch
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
seedy crackhouse telephone
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Crimson immigrant
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
180 alcoholic persian
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Mind-boggling parlour milk
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
green soul-stirring psychic ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Gold provocative regret boltzmann
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
awkward resort haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
concupiscible abnormal parlor
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
puce curious round eye
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
free-loading cerise ticket booth
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
shimmering travel guidebook codepig
  06/30/25
...
Naked brunch
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Crimson immigrant
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Domesticated scourge upon the earth university
  07/01/25
...
free-loading cerise ticket booth
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Bateful Very Tactful Mad-dog Skullcap Stage
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
wonderful elastic band principal's office
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
bipolar transparent lodge
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
charismatic honey-headed hominid hospital
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Heady church masturbator
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
exhilarant patrolman pisswyrm
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic persian

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Insane contagious whorehouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic persian

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Abusive locus circlehead

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Sexy Lettuce

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: seedy crackhouse telephone

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic persian

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Naked brunch

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: seedy crackhouse telephone

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Crimson immigrant

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic persian

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling parlour milk

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: green soul-stirring psychic ladyboy

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Gold provocative regret boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: awkward resort haunted graveyard

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: concupiscible abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: puce curious round eye

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: free-loading cerise ticket booth

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: shimmering travel guidebook codepig

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Naked brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Crimson immigrant

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Domesticated scourge upon the earth university

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: free-loading cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Bateful Very Tactful Mad-dog Skullcap Stage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: wonderful elastic band principal's office

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: bipolar transparent lodge

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: charismatic honey-headed hominid hospital

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Heady church masturbator

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: exhilarant patrolman pisswyrm

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)