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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link)

https://x.com/billackman/status/1989793183698714946?s=61
slate alpha
  11/15/25
May I meet you? Suckle you? Penetrate, you? My Alive girl
histrionic brethren goyim
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Swashbuckling dysfunction
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Claret wild people who are hurt
  11/16/25
“State if I may meet you before I engage you further&r...
bright heaven
  11/15/25
LMAO
Mischievous property
  11/15/25
how many goats did you trade for your beloved
histrionic brethren goyim
  11/15/25
I guess he’s trying to fuck with the goyim. I could al...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
I almost never got a no. Instead I almost always got a "...
Trip trailer park
  11/15/25
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Claret wild people who are hurt
  11/16/25
Hi Fellow WASP conservatives! Older happily married guy conc...
Drab adventurous dilemma
  11/15/25
FYI, this is what prompted Bill's unsolicited advice https...
slate alpha
  11/15/25
Why are these stats so bad? I almost felt like this was the ...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
its fucking economics, not conversation ability. how do u an...
Grizzly razzle hall
  11/15/25
holy fucking shit the gall of these two fucking jews sitt...
Drab adventurous dilemma
  11/15/25
I feel like Japanese game devs also have a lot to answer for...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
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spectacular sandwich sweet tailpipe
  11/15/25
piles of shoes incoming
aphrodisiac infuriating patrolman ladyboy
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histrionic brethren goyim
  11/16/25
may I meet you tp
Swashbuckling dysfunction
  11/15/25
Except for the gay corny "may i neet you" line, th...
vengeful green temple
  11/15/25
brother, are you 65? do you have any idea how genz talks? ...
Swashbuckling dysfunction
  11/15/25
lmao he's getting roasted https://x.com/BillAckman/status...
chartreuse shrine skinny woman
  11/15/25
The whole thing sounds apocryphal to begin with. “Peop...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
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Indigo Marketing Idea
  11/15/25
I'm sure it's true. When you're a famous billionaire this i...
chartreuse shrine skinny woman
  11/15/25
When I saw it earlier he said he didn’t have 2 nickels...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
Yeah, "May I meet you" was when he was poor. When...
chartreuse shrine skinny woman
  11/15/25
His Jewish dad has a Wikipedia article. I don’t think ...
stimulating parlor
  11/15/25
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chartreuse shrine skinny woman
  11/15/25
It's funny to think about Bill Ackman acting like he's on th...
Claret wild people who are hurt
  11/16/25
https://x.com/derivatives_ape/status/1989800039682552231?s=6...
slate alpha
  11/16/25
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provocative spot jew
  11/16/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-11-16/R6T4yoFgT0-f_38haAusAA....
Hideous telephone
  11/16/25
all this shit abt guys not being able to meet women and vice...
slimy locus mood
  11/16/25
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Judas Jones
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: slate alpha

https://x.com/billackman/status/1989793183698714946?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433938)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: histrionic brethren goyim

May I meet you? Suckle you? Penetrate, you? My Alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433946)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434095)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Claret wild people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434974)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: bright heaven

“State if I may meet you before I engage you further”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433950)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mischievous property

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433956)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: histrionic brethren goyim

how many goats did you trade for your beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433961)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

I guess he’s trying to fuck with the goyim. I could almost imagine an Indian saying this. Even if it works a non-Jewish non-old takes it as a request to meet later, not talk right then and there.

Imho anyone who sucks with Women should just start at the bottom of their Clique and move up. Don’t try to date Scummy chicks is all. Like flirt with female GameStop employees. Like stop not noticing Low Loser chicks or thinking they have leprosy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433971)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Trip trailer park

I almost never got a no. Instead I almost always got a "wtf?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49433977)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Claret wild people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434975)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Drab adventurous dilemma

Hi Fellow WASP conservatives! Older happily married guy concerned about our next generation’s happiness and population replacement rates here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434007)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: slate alpha

FYI, this is what prompted Bill's unsolicited advice

https://x.com/redwave_press/status/1989762184923255018?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434020)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

Why are these stats so bad? I almost felt like this was the case a long time ago since I’ve never seen anyone ask anyone out irl ever at a grocery store or anything (except black guys).

Also even in hs it felt like cool kids socialized and Losers just didn’t. They just played Console games and watched SNL on weekends or something. Like there wasn’t a tier of social life for Losers for some reason unless you were Emo or Goth or something lmao. Zoomers seem The Same effectively except bigger faggots. Like instead of being Invited to 3 out of the 280 parties held throughout hs it’s 0. And then in college they just do Screens unless they’re in a fraternity or something. Basically to socialize to begin with you need to be in the EXACT right Clique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434082)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Grizzly razzle hall

its fucking economics, not conversation ability. how do u and ackman not see that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434103)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Drab adventurous dilemma

holy fucking shit

the gall of these two fucking jews sitting on stage and breathlessly analyzing trends that are the culmination of societal factors that jews themselves are largely responsible for creating

this is like when the media whipped everyone up into a completely unwarranted covid hysteria and then two years later the same fucking people were writing thinkpieces chastising everyone for taking it too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434088)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

I feel like Japanese game devs also have a lot to answer for. They knew what they were doing exporting JRPGs to the west. They planted a seed of Loserdom that has blossomed into a mighty Redwood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434092)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: spectacular sandwich sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434106)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac infuriating patrolman ladyboy

piles of shoes incoming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434494)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: histrionic brethren goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434982)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction

may I meet you tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434094)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: vengeful green temple

Except for the gay corny "may i neet you" line, this is cr advice, especially how to deal with rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434105)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction

brother, are you 65? do you have any idea how genz talks?

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791038&mc=17&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434108)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine skinny woman

lmao he's getting roasted

https://x.com/BillAckman/status/1989802799052247258

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434429)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

The whole thing sounds apocryphal to begin with. “People conspire to get me laid” is like the highest compliment you can pay yourself. Sounds like a Curated Lie lie you’d see in an autobiography.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434473)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Indigo Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434478)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine skinny woman

I'm sure it's true. When you're a famous billionaire this is exactly what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434480)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

When I saw it earlier he said he didn’t have 2 nickels when he met her in the comments. I can’t find shit bc twitter sucks.

Edit: I guess he was taking about wife 1 idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434491)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine skinny woman

Yeah, "May I meet you" was when he was poor. When he was rich, he had people just handle it for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434515)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: stimulating parlor

His Jewish dad has a Wikipedia article. I don’t think he was poor lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434550)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434555)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:44 AM
Author: Claret wild people who are hurt

It's funny to think about Bill Ackman acting like he's on the same playing field as regular Joe Blow as if he doesn't revel in the fact that his name is in Forbes Magazine or whatever with his net worth for all to see. Yeah I bet it was really hard to find a relatively attractive middle aged shrew in New York who never wanted to work a real job again and have him fund her self indulgent, insipid bird brain novelty projects. Yeah she's really one in a million, Bill.

Here's a pro tip for him pussy is easy to find but that autistic faggot will never be smart or interesting or have anything to say worth hearing and he will never understand this country or it's people and having a bunch of money that your daddy mostly gave you isn't what makes you a worthwhile human being. Seek Christ you heathen bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434977)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: slate alpha

https://x.com/derivatives_ape/status/1989800039682552231?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434948)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 4:54 AM
Author: provocative spot jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49435004)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Hideous telephone

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-11-16/R6T4yoFgT0-f_38haAusAA.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434961)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: slimy locus mood

all this shit abt guys not being able to meet women and vice versa just shows an arranged marriage system is the best way which is why every civ on earth used some form of it for like 99.99% of history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49434973)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2#49734943)