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Hatp, maybe if you post a French vocaroo it will inspire cslg and rsf too
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Concupiscible Sadistic Sound Barrier National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49557927) |
Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:52 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza it's completely pointless because they're both absolute zeros. they never will in a million years because they're scared to their core of embarrassment and people looking down on them as failures. but obviously if they dropped anything I would come at them thousand fold with a screed so radically spontaneous, articulate, full-throated, and poetic it would set them both back to the stone age of whatever they were attempting. like a hockey fight if either of them came at the king I would drop the gloves and go toe to toe with everything I've got. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49557931) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:55 PM Author: Concupiscible Sadistic Sound Barrier National Just show us your French skills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49557934) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:55 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza you don't deserve it. blood for blood.
it's like asking Eminem to 'drop a rap' like ya maybe but what have you done to earn it? |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: Motley Unholy Market You’re the Bob Probert of shitpoasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562696) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562954) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Chest-beating Bat-shit-crazy Generalized Bond Hatp claiming to be a superstar polyglot but won’t even post a single French vocaroo. Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49559530) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:35 PM Author: slimy regret Wow he's usually so normal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49559539) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Concupiscible Sadistic Sound Barrier National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49559672) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:57 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza L'enfoiré! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49559651) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: confused temple nowag https://voca.ro/1670BPBv5qF2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562965) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza Lol there's no way this is you. You had a friend record this and send it to you. Obvious flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562970) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: confused temple nowag I'm glad you admit you got blown the fuck out. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562972) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza No I will never admit this. This is obviously a ruse because it's not long enough or extemporaneous enough to be real. It's too short to prove anything. You could just as easily have texted someone to send you a two second clip. I don't believe this is you for a second. You obviously know some French person. But if it were me trying to prove something you could easily rant for a paragraph about benzo or say something funny an clever. I would bet anything this isn't you and it's actually hilarious you think someone would actually fall for such a low IQ flame.
It's also inaccurate and contains errors you don't realize because you don't speak French. |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: confused temple nowag I'm glad you are so impressed with my accent that you assume this was someone born and raised in France. TY. You can keep flailing about if you insist, but we both know you've been GAPED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562990) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:51 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza Nff this low level ruse also contains inaccuracies. You air dropped this from a friend. You can't speak at length for shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563037) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: confused temple nowag K man, sorry you thought you were going to win this call out thread and instead of DEMOLISHED. Have a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563042) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:16 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza It's not extemporaneous! It's previously recorded material. No proof! No fluency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563068) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:22 PM Author: shivering property based on the name (Michel B~~~) his father is obviously French there is nothing implausible about this |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza It is possible and what's funny is that he may have a perfect accent and still not know what anyone is talking about. I actually did see this case once it twice. These are the American born children of French people who were spoken to in French as a kid and then it dropped off and didn't take. So I've actually met this type in the past where they sound like a native speaker but couldn't pass more than an A level. It does happen. And consider that he used a very American phrasing too that real French people don't use. Still prestigious if it is him but I don't even buy it because he could be in a French country right now and hand his phone to someone and that would also be historically in line with his past behavior. Either way there's no proof of fluency or any understanding he probably couldn't pass a high school French class and knows less than a hundred words even if it is him which is still highly suspect. The fact that he would even attempt something low level and pass it off as a victory is classic RSF. Another low level ruse and I will never fall for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563076) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: confused temple nowag I’m in Florida. You lost, just take it and move on man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563081) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:28 PM Author: confused temple nowag Yeaaa plus that whole I own an apartment in Paris, played for the French national team for a decade and spend a huge % of the year between St. Barth, Paris, St. Tropez and various french speaking ski towns thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563079) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Bateful chapel gay wizard Yeah... I'm far from one of your dickriders, but this is a bizarre line of attack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza You're an epic hater ever since I showed the world that it's not impossible for a regular person to learn German you've followed me around for two years hating on every poast I make. Just because you don't need a PhD to learn German anyone can but you're still Yosemite Sam fuming about it years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563115) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:43 PM Author: Bateful chapel gay wizard ? I've called rsf a kike & worse many, many times, while as I don't think I've ever talked to you about language besides that single, mutually embarrassing thread years ago |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza The only one who got embarrassed was you because you admitted you're so bad at German that locals can't understand you and respond in English and then you made up a bunch of professorial mumbo jumbo about how you had to have the intellect of Einstein to have a regular conversation with a native speaker. After you were so throughly blown out on this you followed me around for years in every subthread attacking me at every possible turn. Ya like I wouldn't notice the constant catty digs at the bottom of every thread? Truly embarrassing but I never once held it against you due to your condition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563128) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: Bateful chapel gay wizard Lol are you seriously so upset about a subthread in an otherwise milquetoast thread from two?) years ago, which centered on your misapprehension of the difference between "fluent" and "conversational" (among other things), that you're trying to call me retarded while remaining above it all in another subthread wasteland? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563150) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:02 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza It will probably take us another decade or more to finally sort out whom between us is misapprehending what exactly but only the brightest eggheads in all the land will finally be able to circumcise the mosquito enough to resolve the difference between fluency and whatever tier conversational falls into. And it's absolutely rich that you would accuse me of being above it all when you follow me around all the time looking for a line of attack. Why don't you take some responsibility for that instead of pointing fingers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563156) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Bateful chapel gay wizard I can't recognize your poasting voice until you devolve into subthread wastelanding like this, so I doubt I'm following you around. Again, I knowingly insult rsf more often. Seems like you might be accusing your perceived antagonists of your own xo vices and temptations, a la spaceporn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza Until I accuse you of being Gumbry Fiddlesnitch, attorney at law I have not crossed into SP territory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563166) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Motley Unholy Market (Circumcising the mosquito) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563520) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:58 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma that's not what happened. i even set up an objective and what i thought playful way between bros to settle the matter, which you agreed to, and lost, and you reacted with that exact same indignation you're displaying itt where you just issued a challenge to rsf and lost in the exact same manner.
you have a bizarre ego about this. i was going to pussy out and not respond to avoid bruising it until i saw you use lex's medical history to attack him. that's an incredibly vicious and meanspirited thing to do. in a subthread where you're still butthurt about fucking german language skills from two fucking years ago. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza What are you talking about? You put me on the phone with some American lady who had a horrific accent. She was barely intelligible to myself because she could hardly pronounce a word and I couldn't imagine a single real German person accepting her speech. And then you somehow declared victory? This was a totally nonsensical examination. This was a typical unscientific parlor trick. I'm not sure at all how you derived supposed victory from it but it's unsurprising you would put a feather in your own cap having accomplished nothing tangible whatsoever.
That being said I don't know at all where you're getting that I would attack lex at all based on what he's been through. I was serious in my assessment that he doesn't seem like the same person and I truly don't hold it against him. That's in no way a line attack or argumentation but a line of genuine concern. I've done nothing but be supportive this entire time. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma she is an ivy league german phd. who the fuck else could be more qualified than that? and you accepted the terms. and you reacted the exact same way you are itt when she said you were at a low level (actually HERS is bad, actually RSFs french is bad and probably fake).
it wasn't a "feater in my cap", i was trying to resolve a (one way on your side) feud between friends. which wasn't even what was lex arguing, i was just trying to settle it on your terms so you'd stop sperging about it -- a futile effort because here we are two years later and you're still going.
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5514049&mc=100&forum_id=2#47560535
"Truly embarrassing but I never once held it against you due to your condition."
what "condition" are you referencing? because this seems like a clear attack on lex's medical history. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza What's with this ridiculous appeal to authority? Suddenly you respect PhDs? This is the end all be all? I saw a video article in the Washington Post where three Yale professors couldn't pronounce basic words in Russian and that was their whole thesis. At the very least as evinced by this thread itself I have tacitly acknowledged that whomever is speaking in RSF's vocaroo that their accent is a PSA 10 gem mint. This cannot be said of your friend and I don't recall ever accepting any terms per se. There are native speakers in Germany potentially with an IQ of 75 but by virtue of being born there have a perfect accent. Your friend sounded substantially worse than I do and that's not even debatable. So what is with this worship of academia? Again not even renowned Yale professors can get the Russian language correctly, but a baboon who was born there ostensibly could. Without the weight of a native speaker no scientific test can be accurately made and by the way if I dedicated my entire life to something I would be truly embarrassed to be as bad at it as your friend was sweet Jesus. I would literally kill myself like the Ravens kicker ought to after last night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563661) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma do you notice any contradiction in arguing that lex is wrong* that a person needs to be a genius to learn german, but that you can't believe rsf speaks french because he's stupid? or proving RSF is stupid because he went to OSU but arguing and ivy league degree in a subject proves nothing?
*never was lex's argument anyway |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza It's definitely possible that RSF knows a small amount of French but given he barely speaks English it's possible that he only knows the same hundred words in either language. If he had more words he would have talked for longer.
It's been two years and still no one can explain lex's argument. We're still in he didn't say what he said territory. At this point no one can say for certain what he said. |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:42 PM Author: shivering property what’s more with your father’s name he is in all likelihood a French Protestant ancestrally from Alsace. if I was in your shoes I would have mentioned this on here years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563117) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza He doesn't know a damn thing about his own ancestry because he's a lackwit with a sub 90 IQ and he couldn't be more disinterested in any intellectual pursuits or passions in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563134) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza Yeah I don't believe any of this even for a second. If you were smart enough to know French wouldn't you have been smart enough to get into a better college than Ohio State? We still have zero proof of your reading or writing comprehension and just the mere fact that you think you can prove anything with a two second clip is just how you do everything else you do which is zero proof. Ljl at national team you really do have a massive ego for someone of such poor intellect. Ljl you went to Fordham and lied about it for years thinking you wouldn't get caught. What wouldn't you lie about? No one in their right mind believes you have any ability at anything let alone French. You barely speak English as it is I've never seen you use a $5 word in your entire poasting career ljl
Serious Q don't they let people who are borderline illiterate into Ohio State? Like it's for people who can barely read right? Prolest of the prole, no academic standards? Don't lie |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: confused temple nowag Who is this lunatic moron? He’s pretty salty he got BTFO in his own thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563145) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: salmon mewling piazza I've blown you out so many times and the funny thing is when you run out of retorts you regress intellectually and resort to the lowest level tactics just like this seen it so many times but you obviously trail off when you've run out of fight which is always. You can always dunk on people with your inheritance but I've never seen you win a single intellectual battle in 20 years of poasting which is an abysmal record to say the least but some of us are real scholars and you should definitely take a seat at the kids table where you belong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563151) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: confused temple nowag So are you going to state your previous moniker or keep writing retard screeds bud. You sound like midwit neckbeard HATP, a complete loser. That about right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563155) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza Everyone here besides you knows who I am so this is not exactly a feather in your cap in the war of intellectual supremacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563158) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: confused temple nowag Yes man you got me, big win for you that I don’t follow your moniker changes. The self important posting and smugness in the face of your obv 95-105 IQ def sounds like HATP though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563159) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 12:06 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza Nobody knows! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563165) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:36 AM Author: Submissive round eye bawdyhouse what even the fuck is a HATP?
i love the response "bu bu but everyone knows me [pathetic internet psychopath with an ever-changing moniker]!!" |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:41 AM Author: confused temple nowag He’s best known for getting cucked by the box then dumped. He’s your garden variety midwit loser, thinks being overly verbose makes him sound smart and that posting his shit political takes on xo is “important” or that anyone cares what he thinks. He’s also obsessed with France and wealth and he isn’t French, doesn’t live in France, doesn’t have/never will have $ and will never be accepted in the circles he desires to be in. As a result his new shitpolitics are Mamdami eat the rich shit and you can see why he lashes out at me. Mostly he’s harmless just a loser neckbeard with delusions of grandeur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563533) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza Surprisingly accurate. Tell me more about these circles you are supposedly accepted in. Really would like to know more about the prestige of being a well respected guy with a fake job and no accomplishments. Surely you'll be written up in the New York Times any day now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563555) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:12 AM Author: metal floppy range haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563379) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza I don't know if I've ever encountered anyone more easily impressed than this guy. A lackwit blown away by a two second clip that proves absolutely nothing. Just incredible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563560) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: metal floppy range you’re the one who thought he asked a native speaker to record it for him 🤷♂️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563578) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza I still believe this because this is still woefully inconclusive. I still find it amazing that he thought that this would be enough to prove anything. And it still shows a lack of knowledge because the word choice is inaccurate but he doesn't even know that and what could you expect really from someone who went to state school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563581) |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:41 PM Author: Submissive round eye bawdyhouse https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817182&mc=4&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49562994) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: beady-eyed casino ratface can someone explain this thread im not reading it thanks
"thank" |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: confused temple nowag TLDR version: HATP started a call out thread and ended up having the clean up the creampie like his days with box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563580) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza I didn't even start the thread dummy where are you getting this. Lack of attention to detail portends your failed law career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563586) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: confused temple nowag It's just that no one cares enough about you to get invested man. Keep melting down though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563592) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: beady-eyed casino ratface Are you two gonna fuck or what jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563610) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Dull therapy stock car I’ll poast a vocaroo in French if RSF records something more substantial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563681) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: metal floppy range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563683) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma let's just have a live conversation in french. i volunteer to moderate, although i dont speak french so the audience will to determine the winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563703) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza We don't say 'live', friend. We say EN DIRECT!
Although increasingly French Zoomers now do say live because they have watched too much American social media brainrot. But we must resist this tendency at all costs. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma so do you accept an EN DIRECT french conversation with RSF on a platform where anonymous chat is possible (e.g. X spaces)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563738) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: salmon mewling piazza That does sound like it would be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816577&forum_id=2#49563747) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: amethyst friendly grandma the gauntlet has been dropped.
rsf if you accept the challenge ill reach out to you both off-bort to schedule a time and platform |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: ruby godawful police squad new version i appreciate this novel line of attack but HAtp cannot provide any standard that rsf would be able to meet. It's entirely futile for him to continue posting vocaroos of his french when HAtp is coming at it from a zero sum game pov.
bluesmoke once famously posted her 173 score and it got her nowhere |