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Hypo: Aaron Rodgers enrolls at Alabama next season to play CFB how does he do?
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Date: January 14th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: wine rebellious gas station He could probably sue the NCAA and get a waiver and finish his career as a Crimson Tide. How do you think he would fare vs. SEC defenses and East Carolina and Chattanooga (late November opponent) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589346) |
Date: January 14th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: underhanded sound barrier shrine He would be cfb’s best qb by far but would become destroyed by all the young hard Dixie cock he would ingest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589357) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: snowy curious parlour haunted graveyard he would probably end up playing like shit and looking like a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589358) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: big swollen hell His receivers would be able to get much more open than they do in the pros and he would be incredible picking apart defenses, calling his own offense, and running the hurry-up.
The only downsides are: (1) College qbs typically run more than pro qbs. He's not running and scrambling much any more. And (2) pass protection would probably breakdown more often (against good opponents, at least) and less predictably than in the NFL, so he make take more or worse hits. |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: wine rebellious gas station It would be fucking entertaining must watch TV imo and I don't like alabama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589389) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: underhanded sound barrier shrine Rushing would be the only aspect of his game where he'd be below average. You're correct that he'd get pressured/sacked more in CFB than the NFL (always true), although he'd be better-poised than any other cfb qb to minimize that problem. And I flat-out disagree that the hits would be worse; nfl D-lineman off a block are like getting dropped into a cage with a MAF silverback and gorilla-in-heat spray all over you.
And I'm sorry, but we simply cannot ignore the effect that all of that turgid, throbbing, tender young Penis would have on his performance. |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: clear galvanic theatre dragon "And I'm sorry, but we simply cannot ignore the effect that all of that turgid, throbbing, tender young Penis would have on his performance."
Are you suggesting he would be too distracted to play properly or it would be motivating |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: underhanded sound barrier shrine It could go either way. We could either see a career renaissance that has the raiders and the browns in a bidding war, or in 5 years "troubles off the field" when used re: a white guy could become smirking slang for a bukkake party that leaves the individual running around bowlegged on game day.
Just saying you can't ignore it. It'd be like trying to predict a rookie's numbers w/o taking into account that Coors Field is home. |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Comical Mint Church No way he'd want to bring his wife around all that college nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589434) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: wine rebellious gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589440) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: clear galvanic theatre dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589448) |
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: underhanded sound barrier shrine "Honey nah, you stay out in malibu. The cotdamn horseplay out here, the young-man shenanigans. Fucking roughhousing drivin' me crazy."
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Date: January 14th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: sooty useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822004&forum_id=2#49589509) |