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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
aphrodisiac box office
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
frum hall
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
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  05/01/26
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Anal Maroon Parlor
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
frum hall
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nubile ungodly parlour
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Dun skinny woman menage
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aphrodisiac box office
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
zombie-like love of her life genital piercing
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silver seedy stag film halford
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aphrodisiac box office
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
hateful aromatic karate
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Lascivious locus
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Fiercely-loyal spectacular shitlib
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac box office

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: frum hall

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac box office

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Anal Maroon Parlor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: frum hall

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: nubile ungodly parlour



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Dun skinny woman menage

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: zombie-like love of her life genital piercing

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: silver seedy stag film halford



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: hateful aromatic karate

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Lascivious locus

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal spectacular shitlib

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: silver seedy stag film halford

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: twisted copper trailer park persian



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