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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
thriller bawdyhouse ratface
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
sepia insanely creepy dragon yarmulke
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
orange depressive
  05/13/26
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Painfully honest awkward digit ratio
  05/13/26
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mustard internet-worthy dysfunction
  05/13/26
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slimy shrine
  05/13/26
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Jade Spectacular Set Voyeur
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
Self-absorbed exhilarant corn cake deer antler
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
thriller bawdyhouse ratface
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
Self-absorbed exhilarant corn cake deer antler
  05/13/26
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mustard internet-worthy dysfunction
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Dun Nighttime Halford Hell
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
nofapping umber immigrant
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
charcoal school cafeteria
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
mustard internet-worthy dysfunction
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
avocado lodge
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Aromatic selfie national
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Comical Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
avocado lodge
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
pearly black woman
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: thriller bawdyhouse ratface

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: sepia insanely creepy dragon yarmulke

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: orange depressive

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest awkward digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: slimy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Jade Spectacular Set Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed exhilarant corn cake deer antler

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: thriller bawdyhouse ratface

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed exhilarant corn cake deer antler

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Dun Nighttime Halford Hell

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: nofapping umber immigrant

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy dysfunction

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: avocado lodge

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Aromatic selfie national

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Comical Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: avocado lodge

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: pearly black woman

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885250)