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How do I become less retarded at 45 years old? Is it possible?

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Crawly electric giraffe
  05/21/26
Stick penis in light socket and download upgrade
impressive digit ratio gaming laptop
  05/21/26
Good idea I just bought another watch because a poaster h...
Crawly electric giraffe
  05/21/26
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tantric lodge
  05/21/26
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slate heady church rigpig
  05/22/26
If you can watch this entire playlist (and understand it), y...
comical kitty
  05/21/26
I’m dum
Crawly electric giraffe
  05/21/26
Lisp is straight up dog shit I can't believe I fell for that...
ungodly patrolman pistol
  05/22/26
:(
insane striped hyena
  05/22/26
Throw away your smart phone
puce buck-toothed whorehouse ceo
  05/22/26
Why wouod you ever want such a thing
ungodly patrolman pistol
  05/22/26
CR. You should be praying for a traumatic head injury that b...
Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit
  05/22/26
im that age and im retarded but i actually find in my old ag...
Exhilarant center
  05/22/26
Cr you are known for making fewer stupid mistakes lately now...
Cowardly opaque national
  05/22/26
I really miss those sailboat days and am sad he didn't ever ...
Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit
  05/22/26
It was seaworthy for 48h before the engine blew up, benchod
Exhilarant center
  05/22/26
whats your NW these days?
mahogany love of her life
  05/22/26
If it makes you feel better, Tommy, I sold long dated call o...
Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit
  05/22/26
I'm closing in on 1.25m another 10k to lose to get there Ins...
Exhilarant center
  05/22/26
I make fewer mistakes now simply because I “do” ...
Vibrant bearded box office
  05/22/26
yes, for one i basiclaly dont try to interact with ppl, maek...
Exhilarant center
  05/23/26
Life is MUCH easier when you're not desperate for pussy
Vibrant bearded box office
  05/23/26
stop going to work start drinking all day
ruddy milk rehab
  05/22/26
Not a long term solution, ime
Appetizing Ivory Chapel Sweet Tailpipe
  05/22/26
This is very possible
demanding supple dilemma
  05/22/26
The Possible tp
Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line
  05/23/26
I <3 men
Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line
  05/22/26
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Crawly electric giraffe
  05/22/26
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Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line
  05/22/26
NOT voting for GOP would be a good start
Up-to-no-good hyperventilating resort
  05/22/26


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Date: May 21st, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Crawly electric giraffe



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Date: May 21st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: impressive digit ratio gaming laptop

Stick penis in light socket and download upgrade

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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Crawly electric giraffe

Good idea

I just bought another watch because a poaster has one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893453)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: tantric lodge



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: slate heady church rigpig



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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: comical kitty

If you can watch this entire playlist (and understand it), your IQ will go up 15 points at least: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_xL4IGhJA&list=PLE18841CABEA24090

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893465)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Crawly electric giraffe

I’m dum

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: ungodly patrolman pistol

Lisp is straight up dog shit I can't believe I fell for that meme in 2006

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: insane striped hyena

:(

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 AM
Author: puce buck-toothed whorehouse ceo

Throw away your smart phone

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: ungodly patrolman pistol

Why wouod you ever want such a thing

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit

CR. You should be praying for a traumatic head injury that brings you down to around 65 IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant center

im that age and im retarded but i actually find in my old age and less testorane (im gay) i make fewer stupid mistakes, ive accepted im retarded and it is what it is. i recently lose 150k+ in stooks



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: Cowardly opaque national

Cr you are known for making fewer stupid mistakes lately now that you aren't GUSHING with testosterone like the Tommy of old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893855)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit

I really miss those sailboat days and am sad he didn't ever get it seaworthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893932)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

It was seaworthy for 48h before the engine blew up, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894269)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: mahogany love of her life

whats your NW these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893935)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Sticky bat-shit-crazy pit

If it makes you feel better, Tommy, I sold long dated call options on my oil tranny literally just 3 weeks before the Iran war

I pocketed almost 40k at the time, but had I waited those few weeks, those same calls would have net nearly 130k. Instead, I've cut myself out of around ~100k of paper gains and am hoping the options aren't exercised before the ex dividend date (~$18k dividend payment for Q1 alone)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893974)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

I'm closing in on 1.25m another 10k to lose to get there Inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894266)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Vibrant bearded box office

I make fewer mistakes now simply because I “do” far less of almost everything. You can get pretty far in life by doing nothing and I’m too old and tired to do much of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant center

yes, for one i basiclaly dont try to interact with ppl, maek "friends" or pursue slimepit. and then i dont have a real jerb. so these things just make it much less likely i furk something up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49895765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Vibrant bearded box office

Life is MUCH easier when you're not desperate for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49896834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: ruddy milk rehab

stop going to work

start drinking all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49893856)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Ivory Chapel Sweet Tailpipe

Not a long term solution, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894361)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: demanding supple dilemma

This is very possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894317)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line

The Possible tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49896943)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line

I <3 men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894324)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Crawly electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894910)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted School Personal Credit Line



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hyperventilating resort

NOT voting for GOP would be a good start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867967&forum_id=2#49894437)