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New chick ghosted me after I answered honestly what my top fantasy is

Met this girl IRL not on any apps. Average looking but she's...
umber lay dopamine
  06/15/26
top school like Harvard or UCLA tp
Exhilarant puppy
  06/15/26
Yeah couldn’t be more obvious where he fucked up.
Irradiated beta shitlib
  06/15/26
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Exhilarant puppy
  06/15/26
It's a fantasy so it has to be far-fetched. Getting into UCL...
umber lay dopamine
  06/15/26
does the chancellor still announce the 1 out of x chance dur...
bull headed office
  06/15/26
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honey-headed fantasy-prone cuck
  06/15/26
UCLA is a great school, a west coast ivy
umber lay dopamine
  06/15/26
damn fine
Comical cumskin
  06/15/26
The goldest of bears.
talented marketing idea dilemma
  06/15/26
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Clear nowag
  06/15/26
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Comical cumskin
  06/15/26
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Published Jew
  06/15/26
needs more work
Effete Son Of Senegal Stage
  06/15/26
...
Amber vibrant native queen of the night
  06/15/26
staring at your hot legal adult vulva
appetizing sex offender
  06/15/26
Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.
Soul-stirring rough-skinned den dog poop
  06/15/26
(Gareth Keenan)
Comical cumskin
  06/15/26
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umber lay dopamine
  06/15/26
If you change this so you're actually a werewolf, you could ...
Richard Ames
  06/15/26
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Shaky corner
  06/15/26
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talented marketing idea dilemma
  06/15/26
I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe a...
unhinged set
  06/15/26
Final Fantasy IX
painfully honest iridescent meetinghouse pervert
  06/16/26
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irate school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  06/16/26
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umber lay dopamine
  10/01/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:06 AM
Author: umber lay dopamine

Met this girl IRL not on any apps. Average looking but she's 20 years old. HS dropout and works at a restaurant. We dated exclusively for 2 months. She was trying to "spice things up" one night by talking raunchy and told me what her fantasy was. I dont want to share it, (it's not relevant, it was just sex stuff) and then she asked me what mine was, I told her it was too detailed to verbalize and I'd text or email it to her when I had time to gather my thoughts.

I sent her this:

I get a substitute teaching gig at a high school one or 2 towns over. When I am called in my first day you come in as a "new student" (she looks young enough to pull it off imo) and sit in the front row with a skirt and no panties. I give the entire lecture while staring at your hot legal adult vulva. I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe and glasses too. I ask a question and you raise your hand and I call on you and you answer "who gives a shit loser" and the entire class laughs. I tell you to see me after class and you refuse.

I quit the substitute job and you feel bad and actually enroll in the school after I help you make fake transcripts and I help with your homework and you graduate as valedictorian. You apply to colleges and get into a top school like Harvard or UCLA. Then your first day in the dorms I visit and we have creampie baby making sex and you get all kinds of sympathy as a pregnant college student. You breast feed in class with both tits out not just the one. You graduate with honors and you're not wearing any bottoms under the graduation robe.

She replied "..." and I never heard from her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49939508)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant puppy

top school like Harvard or UCLA tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49939509)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Irradiated beta shitlib

Yeah couldn’t be more obvious where he fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49939515)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940014)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: umber lay dopamine

It's a fantasy so it has to be far-fetched. Getting into UCLA would be a stretch of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: bull headed office

does the chancellor still announce the 1 out of x chance during the freshman assembly lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940448)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: honey-headed fantasy-prone cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940091)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: umber lay dopamine

UCLA is a great school, a west coast ivy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940226)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Comical cumskin

damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940445)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: talented marketing idea dilemma

The goldest of bears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941285)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Clear nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940245)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Comical cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940444)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Published Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940016)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Effete Son Of Senegal Stage

needs more work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940079)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Amber vibrant native queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940305)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: appetizing sex offender

staring at your hot legal adult vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940361)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned den dog poop

Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940442)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Comical cumskin

(Gareth Keenan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940446)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: umber lay dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940456)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Richard Ames

If you change this so you're actually a werewolf, you could use this scenario as the basis for pornographic fiction and self-publish on Amazon and likely generate meaningful income.

You could call it "The Big Bad Substitute: A Werewolf Teacher Affair Story Book 1."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49940521)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Shaky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941256)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: talented marketing idea dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941278)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: unhinged set

I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe and glasses too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941280)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: painfully honest iridescent meetinghouse pervert

Final Fantasy IX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941683)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: irate school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#49941684)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: umber lay dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2#50164422)