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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
Vigorous Hot Pisswyrm Heaven
  10/01/26
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slippery brilliant stage
  10/01/26
On a wednesday?
White Erotic Business Firm Athletic Conference
  10/01/26
Busy fall wedding season with the leaves turning etc.
Vigorous Hot Pisswyrm Heaven
  10/01/26
this sounds like the guy you met last year at a wedding
irradiated pit lettuce
  10/01/26


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Date: October 1st, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Hot Pisswyrm Heaven

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908367&forum_id=2#50164433)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: slippery brilliant stage



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Date: October 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: White Erotic Business Firm Athletic Conference

On a wednesday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908367&forum_id=2#50164499)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Hot Pisswyrm Heaven

Busy fall wedding season with the leaves turning etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908367&forum_id=2#50164503)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: irradiated pit lettuce

this sounds like the guy you met last year at a wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908367&forum_id=2#50164518)