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Rate the team in Jackson Lewis's Baltimore office (link)

https://www.jacksonlewis.com/people?city=15
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
Peter looks like he has a moniker
passionate knife national
  10/06/26
Evan too
Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting
  10/06/26
with justin and "max evan" it looks like they have...
Appetizing patrolman
  10/06/26
...
Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting
  10/06/26
amerishits truly are the ugliest creatures on earth
Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard
  10/06/26
https://www.littler.com/locations/san-francisco rate heat...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
I rate her as "old"
Sinister charismatic hospital giraffe
  10/06/26
whaats wrong w her eyes
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
not bad for a birdshit laddy but pic prob flame and shes a f...
Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard
  10/06/26
, says the guy who literally looks like a shit that came out...
Harsh indigo indian lodge
  10/06/26
harsh, but fair
Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard
  10/06/26
LOL @ all the “men” with pronouns in their bio. ...
Harsh indigo indian lodge
  10/06/26
Imagine being like, "yeah, I work at a nationwide law f...
Cerebral deranged native
  10/06/26
it's a 156 outcome (at least if that's where you land. i was...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
He's Tall though
passionate knife national
  10/06/26
height doesn't outweigh (pun intended haha) being a landbeas...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
that's just not true https://nypost.com/2026/01/10/us-ne...
Irradiated khaki rigor
  10/06/26
...
Contagious sienna hall
  10/06/26
...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
🦀🦀🦀
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
Rare to see a 30-lawyer office w/o a single bangable chick. ...
Swashbuckling blathering temple corn cake
  10/06/26
Was going to say the same thing, minus the second sentence
Sinister charismatic hospital giraffe
  10/06/26
If you were unfortunate enough to work there, you'd have to ...
Swashbuckling blathering temple corn cake
  10/06/26
edit: whoops replied to wrong poast
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
joy lovers-brunch was cute like 10 years ago. laura pier...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
Ashley and Elizabeth are binary 1. Need EPAH to rate Darnesh...
Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting
  10/06/26
There are no binary 1s anywhere in the firm. Ashley Woozle...
Sapphire stag film
  10/06/26
woozley was there as a summer associate when i was there bri...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
how badly did Maxim do at the #1 LAW CENTER to warrant Jacks...
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
GULC grads are a weird case in the DMV (this extends to bmor...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
do these shitlaw GULC grads have a chance to escape shitlaw ...
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
yes they can. for comparison, i went to the university of ma...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
Valerie T. and Lauren H. are the only ones whose faces don't...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
loving the female prole faces
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
i'm from a Baltimore suburb and i swear people are more symm...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
do you like The Wire
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
i never watched it, i generally stick to more lighthearted T...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
were you scared growing up of Baltimore niggers and the hood
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
nah. i volunteered regularly in an inner-city school with my...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
The Wire says that all those institutions were corrupt to th...
Excitant elite travel guidebook office
  10/06/26
yeah, i now know that they are. the elementary school in que...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
did i tell you i knew ziggy from the wire? he was also in th...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
holy shit i did not know that, either that you knew him or t...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
yea he was a really nice guy. met him in 1998. he and i and ...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
damn. wonder if there was more to his death. it being ruled ...
Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold
  10/06/26
depression and had been a junkie. pretty sad man.
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26
fun fact: one of the cast members of love is blind season 6 ...
Flirting Jap Corner
  10/06/26


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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

https://www.jacksonlewis.com/people?city=15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173796)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: passionate knife national

Peter looks like he has a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173808)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting

Evan too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173939)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Appetizing patrolman

with justin and "max evan" it looks like they have italian and jew versions of tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174166)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174297)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard

amerishits truly are the ugliest creatures on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173810)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

https://www.littler.com/locations/san-francisco

rate heather vigil, office managing shareholder of littler's SF office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173835)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Sinister charismatic hospital giraffe

I rate her as "old"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173927)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

whaats wrong w her eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174120)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard

not bad for a birdshit laddy but pic prob flame and shes a fattie lesbian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174147)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Harsh indigo indian lodge

, says the guy who literally looks like a shit that came out of one of the law shrew’s asses 💩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174101)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Translucent athletic conference haunted graveyard

harsh, but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174148)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Harsh indigo indian lodge

LOL @ all the “men” with pronouns in their bio. Gee, Alexander, thanks for clarifying you’re a man, wasn’t sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173840)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Cerebral deranged native

Imagine being like, "yeah, I work at a nationwide law firm in Baltimore, Maryland."

"Oh, some kind of mid law then."

"yeah, it's pretty mid and I've got crabs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173851)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

it's a 156 outcome (at least if that's where you land. i was in that office years ago and jumped to biglaw), but aren't you an obese shitlawyer in texas who makes like 250k as a partner? let's not get delusional here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173857)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: passionate knife national

He's Tall though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173863)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

height doesn't outweigh (pun intended haha) being a landbeast shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173952)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki rigor

that's just not true

https://nypost.com/2026/01/10/us-news/550-pound-ny-lawyer-accused-of-stalked-mistress-clashes-with-country-club-guests-in-florida/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174170)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Contagious sienna hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174351)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174878)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

🦀🦀🦀

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174870)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering temple corn cake

Rare to see a 30-lawyer office w/o a single bangable chick.

I mean maybe Valerie E. Taylor, if she was cheating on her husband and the situation were otherwise really hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173915)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Sinister charismatic hospital giraffe

Was going to say the same thing, minus the second sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173929)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering temple corn cake

If you were unfortunate enough to work there, you'd have to find SOMEONE to lust after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173935)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

edit: whoops replied to wrong poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174905)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

joy lovers-brunch was cute like 10 years ago.

laura pierson-scheinberg used to be my boss and she would always refer to herself as "a cute chick" (ie, "these union reps don't know how to deal with me because i'm cute") and i'd always lol a little bit inside. she's 5'2" and must weigh about 155 now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173953)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Famous Landscape Painting

Ashley and Elizabeth are binary 1. Need EPAH to rate Darnesha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173937)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire stag film

There are no binary 1s anywhere in the firm.

Ashley Woozley might be OK in other circumstances but her gums freak me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174866)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

woozley was there as a summer associate when i was there briefly a couple years ago. she's cute irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174970)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

how badly did Maxim do at the #1 LAW CENTER to warrant Jackson Lewis

https://www.jacksonlewis.com/people/maxim-v-doroshenko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174117)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

GULC grads are a weird case in the DMV (this extends to bmore but you don't see them that often up there). because they allow classes of like 1500 people, the market - particularly in DC - is absolutely saturated with them. if you graduate at or below median, there's a good shot you'll be in legit shitlaw. i worked at an ID firm right after graduation where i got paid $25 per billed hour as a contractor. i worked with a brand new GULC grad. i was amazed, but since then i've noticed you tend to see these guys in shitlaw and on the doc review circuit (to the extent that still exists)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174344)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

do these shitlaw GULC grads have a chance to escape shitlaw based on their credential? or have they permanently fucked themselvles over during ONE SHOT OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174774)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

yes they can. for comparison, i went to the university of maryland and i was able to claw out of shitlaw and wound up in biglaw. GULC grads are in a better position of course. but they have to be smart, work hard and not be totally autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174971)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

Valerie T. and Lauren H. are the only ones whose faces don't immediately strike me as dysgenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174873)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

loving the female prole faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174902)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

i'm from a Baltimore suburb and i swear people are more symmetrical in my hometown. i guess law is for uglies so it makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174906)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

do you like The Wire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174907)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

i never watched it, i generally stick to more lighthearted TV shows, but i think i'd like it if i did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174908)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

were you scared growing up of Baltimore niggers and the hood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174909)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

nah. i volunteered regularly in an inner-city school with my bleeding heart lib mom, doing arts and crafts and reading books to the kids, and it was 180. i also went to concerts in the city and did a scientific research internship at Hopkins my senior year of high school. my memories of Baltimore are all positive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174911)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Excitant elite travel guidebook office

The Wire says that all those institutions were corrupt to the core

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174925)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

yeah, i now know that they are. the elementary school in question doesn't even exist anymore. one experience i had gave me the tiniest bit of respect for 80-IQ shitlib Martin O'Malley though: my mom told him at an event that the water fountains weren't working at this elementary school, and he personally got that fixed within a month. still stupid and corrupt and embedded into the establishment of an evil party (both major parties are evil) but at least he got that one thing done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174934)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

did i tell you i knew ziggy from the wire? he was also in the IT movies that came out in 2017-2019. he killedself. i knew him from the hardcore scene and had his number at one point. he was a fan of the band boy sets fire. RIP JP Ransone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174973)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

holy shit i did not know that, either that you knew him or that he killedself. i enjoyed The Black Phone too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174974)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

yea he was a really nice guy. met him in 1998. he and i and the singer of that band charles bronson talked for hours about late 80s youth crew hc (youth of today, gb, etc). he told me then that he was trying to do acting and i was like lmao good luck bro. turns out he maed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174979)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Onyx Range Cuckold

damn. wonder if there was more to his death. it being ruled a suicide doesn't say much, especially when Hollywood is involved. any idea if he was involved in any anti-child-sex-trafficking projects?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174981)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

depression and had been a junkie. pretty sad man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50175277)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Flirting Jap Corner

fun fact: one of the cast members of love is blind season 6 (marissa) was a summer associate in this office. she was there when i had that brief stint back at the firm. they hired her on after she graduated, after i was gone, but she apparently was making influencer tiktok videos and refused to stop, and her work product was garbage bc she's a literal dummy and they fired her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174968)