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Just had the most embarrassing premature ejaculation of my life
| Bearded umber travel guidebook | 10/10/26 |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: Bearded umber travel guidebook Chick I’ve been working with for about a year, we grabbed drinks tonight.
We were “friends” for the year and I always gave her dating advice and I embellished the fuck out of my sexual experience. I have only been with two chicks ever but I told her I was with about 40. I also said I was 7.1x 6” cir girth but I’m really 5” x 4.5 cir.
We entered her apartment and I took my shoes off. I wear 2” lifts so I tiptoe maxxed my way to the bed. Basically you bring the bottom of your pants over your feet and tiptoe. She was giving me a weird look but kind of ignored it.
We sit in her bed and I take my pants off. I’m completely limp. I’m a grower so I was probably 2” limp. I tell her I need a minute. I closed my eyes and thought about 2004 cam models.
Then I get hard and immediately ejaculate right into the air all over the bed. It all shoots out. She starts screaming. Then she rolled her eyes and just went into the other room. I got my shit and left. |
Date: October 10th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: navy filthpig step-uncle's house The only thing worse than society conspiring against losers for Hole Access is to be given Hole Access and then fumble it anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182704) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: learning disabled blue faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182713) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: pale garrison > thought about 2004 cam models
that's a lot of cam models. try thinking about just two or three next time |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182715) |
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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:57 AM Author: Chartreuse clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50183195) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Mahogany Organic Girlfriend Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182731) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: avocado supple market mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182754) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: green newt indian lodge Elaborated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182755) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: Bearded umber travel guidebook Embellished. Sorry I’m a 1080 SAT/168 LSAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182832) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: splenetic blood rage I'm not seeing the problem here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182773) |
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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:58 AM Author: Chartreuse clown Tell her you have a really short refractory period and just wait for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50183196) |