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Hypo: $7M but if you travel over 35 mph you will die.

You get $7M tax free today. But, if you ever move above 35 m...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
yeah man where do i send the check
new york jets
  10/12/26
How are you going out?
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
gonna jump off a bridge
new york jets
  10/12/26
...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
I don’t think so, this basically eliminates any sort o...
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
It eliminates highway travel. Feel free to use your car belo...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
Car would be too easy to inadvertently accelerate past 35, g...
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
Get a restrictor plate. You have $7M.
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
A road bicycle moving downhill easily exceeds 35mph. Shit I ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/12/26
This is a good hypo. I wouldn’t, too much stress
Johnsmeyer
  10/12/26
Why the stress? Ride your bike to the beach and chill.
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
Which beach are you chilling at? Anything on the east coa...
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
Just biked over to the Salty Dog Cafe in Hilton Head, relaxi...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
fuck no i live in america man
Nude Karlstack
  10/12/26
You got somewhere to be? Get a nice house and hang out there...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
7M ain't anywhere near enough to be "sit in the same pl...
Nude Karlstack
  10/12/26
earth is moving through the milky way at like 500,000 mph ...
peeface
  10/12/26
I guess most golf carts don’t go 35 mph. Do you want ...
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
For basically all of human history, pretty much no one ever ...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
lol, fair enough, I think I’m passing though
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
I think the woman driving in front of me this morning took t...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  10/12/26
...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
No dat too many slowness
the discombobulator
  10/12/26
If I am in a space rocket or maybe a private jet and I walk ...
Rickys' Cat
  10/12/26
You’d breach that in roughly 1.5 seconds of freefall o...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/12/26
actually ur already moving at 1.6 billion mph through space
philodemus
  10/12/26
Some elevators and roller coasters would be out. Are you tak...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
At 10X the payout I’d take it in a heartbeat and just ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/12/26
What if you fall down and your body travels faster than 35mp...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  10/12/26
According to chat gpt, that doesn’t happen
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
so it doesn't violate the rules?
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  10/12/26
C+p from Chat GPT: No. An ordinary trip and fall wouldn't...
Barack Carcetti
  10/12/26
the point is that you're not actually traveling anywhere. Yo...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  10/12/26
There's not really a situation where a fall would cause you ...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
"Travel" implies you have a destination. If you fa...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  10/12/26
Even NY subway goes over 35mph and $7M probably isn’t ...
titus chicken
  10/12/26
not a chance. you basically can't travel anywhere. no moto...
Darnell
  10/12/26
What's wrong with walking and biking? You'd probably be bett...
Nazca Redlines
  10/12/26
what if you're going home? Does that count as "travelii...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
  10/12/26
easy. Electric bike or 50cc moped will take me everywhere; i...
Rickys' Cat
  10/12/26
i mean if you literally never leave a 30 or so mile radius a...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/12/26
so live in thailand like a god? yes!
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  10/12/26


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Date: October 12th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You get $7M tax free today. But, if you ever move above 35 mph again, you will die instantly.

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186021)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: new york jets

yeah man where do i send the check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186024)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How are you going out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186178)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: new york jets

gonna jump off a bridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186233)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186269)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

I don’t think so, this basically eliminates any sort of motorized transportation, how fast do bicycles go down a hill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186236)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

It eliminates highway travel. Feel free to use your car below 35 on surface roads. And you can buy a spedometer and keep your bike below 35.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186258)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

Car would be too easy to inadvertently accelerate past 35, golf cart would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186276)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Get a restrictor plate. You have $7M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186289)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

A road bicycle moving downhill easily exceeds 35mph. Shit I do it regularly on a mountain bike on a long fire road descent back to a parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186266)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer

This is a good hypo. I wouldn’t, too much stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186247)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Why the stress? Ride your bike to the beach and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186261)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

Which beach are you chilling at?

Anything on the east coast you have to worry about riding out hurricanes.

San Diego seems pretty safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186330)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Just biked over to the Salty Dog Cafe in Hilton Head, relaxing on the back patio, drinking a Salty Dog IPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186479)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

fuck no i live in america man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186255)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You got somewhere to be? Get a nice house and hang out there. Drive into town doing less than 35.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186268)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

7M ain't anywhere near enough to be "sit in the same place forever until you die" money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186449)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: peeface

earth is moving through the milky way at like 500,000 mph

i'd be dead before i could cash the check



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186263)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

I guess most golf carts don’t go 35 mph. Do you want you world to be restricted to what you can travel to via golf carts?

Can I pick a starting spot in the world and then take the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186264)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

For basically all of human history, pretty much no one ever travelled above 35 mph. Why are you so special that you can't be restricted to 35?

Deal starts wherever you are right now, unless you're already currently in a vehicle going above 35, in which case can have until you reach your destination. I'm on Tremont Ave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186286)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

lol, fair enough, I think I’m passing though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186313)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

I think the woman driving in front of me this morning took this deal haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186265)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186292)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: the discombobulator

No dat too many slowness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186270)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat

If I am in a space rocket or maybe a private jet and I walk to the window to look out, I am not moving more than 35mph, however, my private jet is. Win? Profit? Oh, I think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186275)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

You’d breach that in roughly 1.5 seconds of freefall or about 40 feet. Even some high-rise elevators exceed 35mph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186282)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: philodemus

actually ur already moving at 1.6 billion mph through space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186294)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Some elevators and roller coasters would be out. Are you taking the money anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186298)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

At 10X the payout I’d take it in a heartbeat and just ride out my days on a trawler yacht that cruises at 12 knots. For $7M, not worth the sacrifice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186315)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png (https://i.imgur.com/chK2k5a.jpeg)


What if you fall down and your body travels faster than 35mph?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186327)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

According to chat gpt, that doesn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186333)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png (https://i.imgur.com/chK2k5a.jpeg)


so it doesn't violate the rules?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186340)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

C+p from Chat GPT:

No. An ordinary trip and fall wouldn't get you anywhere close to 35 mph.

35 mph is approximately 51 feet per second. To reach that speed through gravity alone, you'd need to fall about 41 feet vertically.

Here's what happens with different vertical falling distances, assuming freefall from rest:

When you trip while walking, your center of mass typically falls only about 2–3 feet before you hit the ground. Your head might travel farther, but nowhere near 41 feet.

Even if you were running at 10 mph when you tripped, the combination of your forward speed and downward acceleration wouldn't ordinarily approach 35 mph.

There's an interesting implication for the $7 million hypothetical: Ordinary falls aren't much of a concern under the speed rule. Falling off a roof, however, could be instantly fatal before you hit the ground.

One wrinkle: if the hypothetical measures the instantaneous speed of any part of your body, rather than the speed of your body as a whole, things get more complicated. Your hand or foot can briefly move much faster than your torso during ordinary activities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186395)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png (https://i.imgur.com/chK2k5a.jpeg)


the point is that you're not actually traveling anywhere. You're just falling down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186425)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

There's not really a situation where a fall would cause you to travel above 35 mph, unless you fall off a cliff or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186339)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png (https://i.imgur.com/chK2k5a.jpeg)


"Travel" implies you have a destination. If you fall off a ladder that should not count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186427)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: titus chicken

Even NY subway goes over 35mph and $7M probably isn’t enough to live in there forever of can you never leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186334)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Darnell

not a chance. you basically can't travel anywhere. no motorized transportation legally stays under 35 mph. no private cars, public transit. if you're in the city, you can't go to the country. if you're in the country, can't visit the city.

you're restricted to walking and biking and can't go down steep hills on your bike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186404)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

What's wrong with walking and biking? You'd probably be better off if you only walked and biked to get around. And you can drive, you just need to keep it under 35.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186488)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png (https://i.imgur.com/chK2k5a.jpeg)


what if you're going home? Does that count as "traveliing?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186424)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat

easy. Electric bike or 50cc moped will take me everywhere; it will take longer, but it will work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186503)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i mean if you literally never leave a 30 or so mile radius again i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186869)



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Date: October 12th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

so live in thailand like a god? yes!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186895)