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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
motley domesticated sanctuary
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
nighttime site international law enforcement agency
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Vigorous Point
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Vigorous Point
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
titillating hyperventilating dog poop partner
  04/09/04
185.
titillating hyperventilating dog poop partner
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
Drab Corner Knife
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
cowardly private investor
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
cowardly private investor
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
A+
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Mint School Therapy
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Yapping Doctorate
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
aphrodisiac walnut wagecucks
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
aphrodisiac walnut wagecucks
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
canary electric church
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Vigorous Point
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Vigorous Point
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
nighttime site international law enforcement agency
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
nighttime site international law enforcement agency
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Onyx digit ratio volcanic crater
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
charismatic tripping forum voyeur
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Vigorous Point
  04/09/04
...
Drab Corner Knife
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Mewling native
  03/07/07
pfft
Judgmental chapel foreskin
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  04/09/04
...
razzle-dazzle main people area
  05/09/04
bump
rose university
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
razzle-dazzle main people area
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
Demanding mental disorder
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
abnormal field
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
twinkling bearded range
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Mint School Therapy
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Mint School Therapy
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
cowardly private investor
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Mint School Therapy
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
cowardly private investor
  02/23/05
Bump
Provocative chartreuse theater stage
  05/26/05
...
Avocado greedy national hominid
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Shimmering address
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
olive queen of the night
  06/03/05
bump
seedy stimulating den
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
bat-shit-crazy arousing lay depressive
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
razzle-dazzle main people area
  06/29/05
bump
Glittery internet-worthy personal credit line kitchen
  10/20/05
babump
Pink Nibblets
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Hateful nudist rigpig
  12/21/05
...
Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
citrine stage striped hyena
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
Drab Corner Knife
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
boyish jewess faggotry
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Violet Well-lubricated Black Woman
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Comical windowlicker stain
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
Drab Corner Knife
  06/18/06
bump
histrionic henna multi-billionaire
  09/16/06
rebump
Mewling native
  01/15/07
...
Avocado greedy national hominid
  10/08/06
titcb
Drab Corner Knife
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Racy cruel-hearted church building
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Dead charcoal sandwich
  11/09/06
...
Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Racy cruel-hearted church building
  12/24/06
...
Curious black sound barrier
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
Dashing bull headed legend halford
  01/15/07
...
rambunctious property puppy
  03/07/07
...
Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Flickering soggy haunted graveyard institution
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Multi-colored emerald elastic band location
  07/07/07
...
exhilarant bistre idiot space
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Ultramarine talking juggernaut
  02/12/08
titcr.
big whorehouse
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
Lascivious Hell Crotch
  04/22/08
...
frank rizzo
  11/03/26


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: motley domesticated sanctuary

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: nighttime site international law enforcement agency

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Vigorous Point

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Vigorous Point

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: titillating hyperventilating dog poop partner

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: titillating hyperventilating dog poop partner

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: Drab Corner Knife

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: cowardly private investor

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: cowardly private investor

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Mint School Therapy

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Yapping Doctorate

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut wagecucks

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut wagecucks

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: canary electric church

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Point

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Point

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: nighttime site international law enforcement agency

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: nighttime site international law enforcement agency

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Onyx digit ratio volcanic crater

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: charismatic tripping forum voyeur

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Point

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: Drab Corner Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Mewling native

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Judgmental chapel foreskin

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: rose university

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Demanding mental disorder

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: abnormal field

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: twinkling bearded range

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Mint School Therapy

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Mint School Therapy

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: cowardly private investor

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Mint School Therapy

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: cowardly private investor

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Provocative chartreuse theater stage

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Avocado greedy national hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Shimmering address

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: olive queen of the night

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: seedy stimulating den

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy arousing lay depressive

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people area

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Glittery internet-worthy personal credit line kitchen

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Pink Nibblets

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Hateful nudist rigpig

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: citrine stage striped hyena

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: Drab Corner Knife

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: boyish jewess faggotry

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Violet Well-lubricated Black Woman

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Comical windowlicker stain

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: Drab Corner Knife

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: histrionic henna multi-billionaire

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Mewling native

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Avocado greedy national hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Drab Corner Knife

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Racy cruel-hearted church building

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Dead charcoal sandwich

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Racy cruel-hearted church building

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Curious black sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Dashing bull headed legend halford

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: rambunctious property puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Crystalline Arrogant Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Flickering soggy haunted graveyard institution

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored emerald elastic band location

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: exhilarant bistre idiot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine talking juggernaut

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: big whorehouse

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Hell Crotch

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#50226825)