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Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
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Cocky Spectacular Church
  10/25/17
rach- your dick is over 6 inches! thats not THAT tiny. i mea...
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
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coral internet-worthy puppy
  10/25/17
Wow, you have quite the cock size dossier at your fingertips...
Cocky Spectacular Church
  10/25/17
uh... not gonna lie, i have a cock size spreadsheet. *shrug*...
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
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razzle-dazzle potus mood
  10/26/17
I feel like this is a trick.
mind-boggling private investor water buffalo
  10/25/17
poast your dick size and ill make you feel better about it.
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
I already saw you respond to rach's monster shlong. i'm out.
mind-boggling private investor water buffalo
  10/25/17
dude, rach is packing 6.5 inches on a 5'6" frame. i had...
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
toilet paper roll girth, 6.8 length. i'm going to eat di...
mind-boggling private investor water buffalo
  10/25/17
have you been crying since 1037 last night?
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
I remember I kept a ruler in my bathroom to get the exact me...
Cocky Spectacular Church
  10/26/17
this is how i guesstimate guys dick sizes without using a ru...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
Good technique, I'll have to borrow it next time my friends ...
Cocky Spectacular Church
  10/26/17
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Infuriating parlour
  10/27/17
I'm not good at measuring. Post email and I'll let you guess...
Ivory station
  10/25/17
jcmxoxo2016@gmail.com
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
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Ivory station
  10/25/17
got the pic, havent had time to look at it really. lmfao @ y...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
suuuuurrrre you're not
razzle-dazzle potus mood
  10/26/17
lol, he DID send me a dick pic
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
lol, 180, he's a married lawyer with small children at home.
Odious Pungent Abode
  10/26/17
awwww thats just shitty but lolololol
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
the way i make myself feel better is by remembering at least...
Impressive Transparent Roommate
  10/25/17
legit actual lol @ this ive never fucked an asian dude bu...
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
5.5
Impressive Transparent Roommate
  10/25/17
one of the best sexual episodes of my life was with a dude t...
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
ty, friend! i've never had any complaints, and most girls...
Impressive Transparent Roommate
  10/25/17
i just assume most dudes are going to be ~5.5 inches. if its...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
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Sticky resort
  10/25/17
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coral internet-worthy puppy
  10/25/17
poast your COCK SIZE here friend and i will respond later, a...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
6'mo here
trip out-of-control juggernaut
  10/25/17
how girthy?
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
i will have to resume this thread tomorrow boys!
Infuriating parlour
  10/25/17
bone-pressed length?
learning disabled demanding sanctuary
  10/26/17
yes pls and girth or approximate girth (fat, average, or lea...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
I think I'm like 6" or maybe a little more if I do bone...
learning disabled demanding sanctuary
  10/27/17
4.5 uncut lol
Lilac arrogant locus
  10/26/17
how girthy?
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
JCM , do you have any Size Queen friends?
gay native toaster
  10/26/17
who says that im not a size queen? ;)
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
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Greedy hunting ground
  10/26/17
pls halp I'm 6" on a good day
Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse
  10/26/17
So youre like 5.8 inches unless youre ROCK HARD and then you...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
Maybe 5.5 Cock ring gets me 6.5 and girthy Wait why am I I...
Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse
  10/26/17
because you want me to make you feel better like i always do...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
<3 ty *penis gets gangrene and falls off*
Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse
  10/26/17
ok friend im going to do yours ahead of some of the guys abo...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
this was actually really nice to hear and I agree but too of...
Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse
  10/26/17
yeah youre neurotic and have a tendency toward pessimism, wh...
Infuriating parlour
  10/26/17
do me
Walnut coiffed national voyeur
  10/26/17
Size?
Infuriating parlour
  12/06/17
*unzips*
tripping contagious senate fanboi
  12/05/17
*wiggles toes at you*
Infuriating parlour
  12/20/17
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Chocolate Swashbuckling Step-uncle's House
  03/18/18
:(
Sooty beady-eyed blood rage telephone
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Infuriating parlour
  04/23/19
6.3 inches. Measured using my Samsung Note 9 and its the sam...
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  04/23/19
anybody need some reassurance?
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Cocky Spectacular Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528692)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

rach- your dick is over 6 inches! thats not THAT tiny. i mean, chances are any girl you've fucked has fucked SEVERAL dudes with cocks under 6 inches. six inches is enough to get the job done RIGHT. its above average. she definitely wont be calling you SMALL. and plus youre not very tall, so when she pulls down your pants and sees your proportionally large WANG, she'll be pleasantly surprised. thats win-win for both of you. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528697)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: coral internet-worthy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528763)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Cocky Spectacular Church

Wow, you have quite the cock size dossier at your fingertips to remember that. Thanks for the cockfidence boost!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528827)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

uh... not gonna lie, i have a cock size spreadsheet. *shrug* and youre welcome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528835)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle potus mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34530314)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling private investor water buffalo

I feel like this is a trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528717)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

poast your dick size and ill make you feel better about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528736)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling private investor water buffalo

I already saw you respond to rach's monster shlong. i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528764)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

dude, rach is packing 6.5 inches on a 5'6" frame. i had to give him a silly response. im a cock SCHOLAR and rach is an outlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528774)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling private investor water buffalo

toilet paper roll girth, 6.8 length.

i'm going to eat dinner. I will likely cry during dinner scared of your response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529628)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

have you been crying since 1037 last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34532980)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Cocky Spectacular Church

I remember I kept a ruler in my bathroom to get the exact measurements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533035)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

this is how i guesstimate guys dick sizes without using a ruler...

my first serious boyfriend and the guy i lost my virginity to was a bit like you rach. he was skinny and on the shorter side- a tad over 5 8 (he was actually 1/4 inch shorter than me but i didnt care) and had a roughly 6.5 inch dick. so was surprisingly big for his height, though at the time obviously i didnt realize it bc i was not yet a COCK SCHOLAR.

anyway, one night early on in our relationship, we were discussing his dick and i asked him how big it was because i honestly couldnt tell. (typical female; bad with estimating sizes and spatial stuff) he told me the size but i grabbed a ruler and measured it hard anyway. i noticed with my hands next to the ruler that if i put my hands on top of each other like i was gripping a baseball bat (or his cock) with both of them, that the length across both of my hands was just under 6 inches.

now if i ever want to guesttimate a dudes dick size when im fucking or sucking him, i can just grab his dick with both hands and guesttimate from there

not an exact science by any means but when people ask me roughly how big a guy is on this boart, thats how i am guesttimating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533096)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Cocky Spectacular Church

Good technique, I'll have to borrow it next time my friends and I measure. Beats taking it up the butt like a dipstick measuring your oil levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533376)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34540470)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Ivory station

I'm not good at measuring. Post email and I'll let you guesstimate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528754)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

jcmxoxo2016@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528760)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Ivory station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529099)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

got the pic, havent had time to look at it really. lmfao @ you if youre really married w kids. *shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536484)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle potus mood

suuuuurrrre you're not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34530813)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

lol, he DID send me a dick pic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34532656)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: Odious Pungent Abode

lol, 180, he's a married lawyer with small children at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34535724)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

awwww thats just shitty but lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34535876)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Impressive Transparent Roommate

the way i make myself feel better is by remembering at least i'm not asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528768)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

legit actual lol @ this

ive never fucked an asian dude but ive heard the stats. *shrug* that being said, one of my old roommates was a female with a wgwag fetish and she never complained about dudes dick sizes (and she talked about sex and dick sizes A LOT). so idk. i tend to think shitting on asian dudes for dick sizes is just overblown BS. im sure 90%+ of their dicks are just fine for getting the job done.

so tell me... how big are you? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528809)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Impressive Transparent Roommate

5.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529051)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

one of the best sexual episodes of my life was with a dude that was roughly that size. i mean, im a chick so im naturally bad at eyeballing sizes but i have a way of estimating thats pretty reliable.

ANYWAY 5.5 is average but thats totally fine. in fact, in a lot of ways its a good size. its definitely big enough to get a chick off. she's not going to be complaining afterward that you were too small. but its also not huge and unwieldy to the point where it makes blowjobs/deep throating difficult. also, 5.5 is a good size for anal. its not going to hurt really badly unless youve got a tuna can dick. so once you think about it, 5.5 is actually not a bad size at all. its actually pretty good. big enough to get the job done but not so big that its not versatile.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529090)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Impressive Transparent Roommate

ty, friend!

i've never had any complaints, and most girls seem to react like it's normal size. probably they are hoping bigger, but they don't react like it's small, and i'm perceptive to a dangerous fault.

so i tend to think it's normal. only problem is i find it can limit positions sometimes. but i've made plenty of women cum with it, so i'm just glad it isn't worse.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529164)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

i just assume most dudes are going to be ~5.5 inches. if its bigger then yay but 5.5 is totally fine, truly. the majority of dudes ive fucked have been around that size. so i think your assessment of their reaction is dead-on.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533245)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Sticky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528813)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: coral internet-worthy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34528984)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

poast your COCK SIZE here friend and i will respond later, after work. i was actually off work this morning so i got to respond a bit in this thread. will pick this back up this evening if i have time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533288)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: trip out-of-control juggernaut

6'mo here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529097)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

how girthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536269)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

i will have to resume this thread tomorrow boys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34529167)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: learning disabled demanding sanctuary

bone-pressed length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533027)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

yes pls and girth or approximate girth (fat, average, or lean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536287)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: learning disabled demanding sanctuary

I think I'm like 6" or maybe a little more if I do bone-pressed but otherwise around 5.75" just on measurement. I'd say average girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34542571)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Lilac arrogant locus

4.5 uncut lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533030)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

how girthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536291)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: gay native toaster

JCM , do you have any Size Queen friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533053)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

who says that im not a size queen? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533137)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Greedy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34533314)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse

pls halp I'm 6" on a good day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34535741)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

So youre like 5.8 inches unless youre ROCK HARD and then youre a full 6?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34535819)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse

Maybe 5.5

Cock ring gets me 6.5 and girthy

Wait why am I ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536259)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

because you want me to make you feel better like i always do <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536265)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse

<3 ty

*penis gets gangrene and falls off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536295)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

ok friend im going to do yours ahead of some of the guys above because im very fond of you. <3

youre seem to me like youre a really good dood who wants a sincere woman. ive been reading your poasts for over a year now and its clear to me that you just want a nice chick that you care about and to settle down with. and youre obviously very sweet when it comes to women you care about. i think you need to get the fuck out of LA ASAP like we've discussed many times before and find happiness in another part of the country. LA and the type of people that live in LA tend to just feed your neurotic tendencies. youre never going to have a soulful, loving connection with any of the vapid women there.

with all that being said, your dick is completely and totally fine. based on what youve said before in other threads, you strike me as the type that goes the extra mile to make sure their woman is happy in bed. thats more important than being above average in size. your dick may be average, but your enthusiasm and heart are above average and THAT is more important to any ~good~ woman than an extra inch to measure.

leave LA, find a woman that you really connect with, and the amazing sex will follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536344)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Splenetic glittery bawdyhouse

this was actually really nice to hear and I agree but too often am just pessimistic, so tytyty

I'm hoping I'll leave by end of 2018, but I'm worried(?) I'm going to get offered a great research opportunity that will compel me to stay :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536663)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

yeah youre neurotic and have a tendency toward pessimism, which this boart unfortunately reinforces. remember that while xoxo is scholarship on many topics, it tends to reinforce and strengthen negative behavior and outlooks. be careful how much time you spend here and how much you allow it to affect your view of yourself and relationships.

believe it or not, i have the same tendencies toward pessimism and am sometimes neurotic in my personal life. its very easy for me to look on the bright side of things for other people and cheer them up but sometimes its hard to see the light in my own life because i get caught up in over-thinking things and i have tendencies toward depression. ive fucked up a few relationships or potential relationships with quality men this way, unfortunately. i think you and i are similar in that we both want real, deep connections but at times our brains and our circumstances get in the way of that.

i think you need to make a realistic assessment of your life and goals and decide what will make you happy. will that great job in LA make you happy if you otherwise hate the area? think long and hard before making any decision.

in the end, though, i think you have a good heart, youre smart, and you will end up just fine. <3 you just need to figure out the right path for yourself and you'll be ok <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536820)



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Date: October 26th, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Walnut coiffed national voyeur

do me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34536837)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

Size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34851142)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: tripping contagious senate fanboi

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34845111)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour

*wiggles toes at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#34966467)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Chocolate Swashbuckling Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#35634930)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Sooty beady-eyed blood rage telephone

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#35634944)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 7:18 PM
Author: Infuriating parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#38131849)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: Chestnut electric furnace

6.3 inches. Measured using my Samsung Note 9 and its the same length. Girth 6 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#38131920)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Infuriating parlour

anybody need some reassurance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774634&forum_id=6#48577394)