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Can I get Bar Mitzvahed if I didn't when younger?

and is it required?
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
no, but you can get bat mitzvah'd - just give it a snip
gaped step-uncle's house
  10/19/17
technically you're "bar mitzvah" (son of mitzvah, ...
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
OP is 18% jewish, lol
grizzly ape
  10/19/17
definitely more; I can value interest rate swaps and can exp...
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
did some jew explain this to you or did you just "get i...
Brass mexican giraffe
  10/20/17
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Stubborn awkward coffee pot shrine
  10/22/17
You're already a Bar Mitzvah. The service is just a ceremoni...
Comical Selfie House
  10/19/17
question 2: am I Jewish even though I was never circumcised?
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
is your mom's mom even jewish? you're jewish even w/o a c...
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
does it matter? my 23andme told me I was total guess wou...
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
definitely does. judaism is matrilineal
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
what if I can't verify for sure?
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
Kill yourself
Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown
  10/19/17
(anti-Semite)
Laughsome harsh state
  10/19/17
youd need documentaation like ketubahs or death certs
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
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Stubborn awkward coffee pot shrine
  10/22/17
actually it no longer is.
Comical Selfie House
  10/19/17
(dyke of the wall)
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
The reform synagogue in my town is very progressive.
Comical Selfie House
  10/19/17
i wouldnt expect anything less
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
you gotta recharge the mitzvah.
Labia Menorah
  10/19/17
180 BAR MISFIT!
titillating yellow national security agency
  10/19/17
(doobs)
Comical Selfie House
  10/19/17
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Labia Menorah
  10/19/17
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Costumed crusty immigrant
  10/24/17
OP misunderstood, you do the bar mitzvah every 13 years.
Fiercely-loyal Windowlicker
  02/09/18
(((poasters)))
flatulent pontificating associate
  10/19/17
No, but you can get barred mitzvah
Pumonymous
  10/19/17
for the right price *rubs hands together*
Purple Marvelous Tanning Salon Sandwich
  10/20/17
lol
Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown
  10/22/17
(jigger)
Glassy splenetic volcanic crater gas station
  10/22/17
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Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown
  10/23/17
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  11/13/17
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

and is it required?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483135)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: gaped step-uncle's house

no, but you can get bat mitzvah'd - just give it a snip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483137)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

technically you're "bar mitzvah" (son of mitzvah, meaning youre obligated to do mitzvahs and keep the torah) when you're 13 whether you have what we know as a BM or not.

you could have a symbolic BM at any age, but you can still be counted in a minyan even if you never had a BM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483251)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: grizzly ape

OP is 18% jewish, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483287)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

definitely more; I can value interest rate swaps and can explain all the steps of a credit default swap and list the advantages of a total return swap over owning a security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483315)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Brass mexican giraffe

did some jew explain this to you or did you just "get it" with a little info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34489882)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Stubborn awkward coffee pot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505637)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Comical Selfie House

You're already a Bar Mitzvah. The service is just a ceremonial rite of passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483261)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

question 2: am I Jewish even though I was never circumcised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483318)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

is your mom's mom even jewish?

you're jewish even w/o a circumcision but you might not be eligible for a minyan if someoe knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483343)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

does it matter? my 23andme told me I was

total guess would be mother's side; father's side is French and mother is Austrian and Scandinavian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483355)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

definitely does. judaism is matrilineal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483363)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

what if I can't verify for sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483408)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown

Kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483415)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh state

(anti-Semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483422)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

youd need documentaation like ketubahs or death certs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Stubborn awkward coffee pot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505648)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Comical Selfie House

actually it no longer is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483475)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

(dyke of the wall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483551)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Comical Selfie House

The reform synagogue in my town is very progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483558)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

i wouldnt expect anything less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483566)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

you gotta recharge the mitzvah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483328)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: titillating yellow national security agency

180

BAR MISFIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483346)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Comical Selfie House

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483478)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Labia Menorah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483559)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Costumed crusty immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34516277)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Windowlicker

OP misunderstood, you do the bar mitzvah every 13 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366760)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: flatulent pontificating associate

(((poasters)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483487)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: Pumonymous

No, but you can get barred mitzvah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483786)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Purple Marvelous Tanning Salon Sandwich

for the right price *rubs hands together*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34485657)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505623)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Glassy splenetic volcanic crater gas station

(jigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505626)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34511779)



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Date: November 13th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34681210)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366588)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366747)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine pervert clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35877567)