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Dated and sexed a Hooters girl last week, taking Qs
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:15 PM Author: drunken national security agency Background: I'm an associate at a very flyover firm, although I do make 6-figures. It's in my home state and I have a few HS buddies who run a business in the area, so I've been hanging out with them and their female friends. I was introduced to the girl and had no fucking idea that she worked at Hooters.
5'5", olive skin, obviously D cup breasts. She has that extra weight but not fat thing going on -- definitely not a NYC chick.
Took her out to a local restaurant, one of the few, then of all things we went bowling. She wanted to see my pet ferret (I know this is where you'll think I'm flame, but I do own a fucking awesome ferret) and things went from there back at my condo. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:12 PM Author: Cyan Black Woman you make six figs at a flyover firm and only own a condo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760548) |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:11 AM Author: Arousing pungent roast beef smells like houston (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46356744) |
Date: May 24th, 2012 5:16 PM Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness DESCRIBE the sexual encounter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759600) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: drunken national security agency We had wine and talked. She's very bubbly and fun. It's an incredibly refreshing change from law school. We started to make out after she "got cold" and I put my arm around her. Kissing on the couch led to us getting clothing off until she was in a white bra and panties (hot) and I was just in my boxers. She immediately went for the BJ and I just basically pet her hair. I got on a knee and started to eat her out a bit and then she actually said, "put it in," so I got a condom and we did missionary where she was against the couch and I was standing. Picked her up and moved to the bed. Doggy style, her on top, back to doggy style, and I finished that way. We cuddled for a bit and I ended up fingering her for a while while she touched her clit and seemed to cum.
I made us french toast in the AM and drove her back to her apartment. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:16 PM Author: concupiscible boiling water crackhouse And you waited this long to tell us? R00d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759608) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: drunken national security agency Been a little busy but I had to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759631) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Khaki fat ankles Having a non-ordinary pet must be credited to get girls back to your place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759636) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:20 PM Author: drunken national security agency My ferret is fucking awesome. They are much better than cats and much less work than a dog. He's got personality and likes to run around and doesn't bite. And yeah, girls like to talk about pets (I always use the "well I'd love to get a dog" line ...) so then when you drop, "but I do have a ferret!" you either get "cool" or "ew" and if it's the later, you can just neg her a bit. Win win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759643) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:23 PM Author: Red histrionic area blonde or brunette? natural or fake tits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759662) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:24 PM Author: drunken national security agency Blonde, that very American type of blonde, you know?
Tits seem natural. They were soft. There were no scars. They have that ripple-bounce, where the tit moves like a wave. I think they are real. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: Red histrionic area american type blonde? as opposed to what, european? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759683) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM Author: drunken national security agency http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D0gq0TtvHls/TJiPCrm7MRI/AAAAAAAAEUE/7MzewFNp1BU/s1600/heather11.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759715) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:23 PM Author: drunken national security agency She's currently going back to school to study psychology. She's not a moron. She just grew up very, very middle class, paid for her own schooling. Not a stuffy intellectual, but also not dismissive or uninterested in intelligence. Being a lawyer helped me immensely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759663) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Cerise library son of senegal describe how being a lawyer helped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760849) |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 8:12 AM Author: Lemon people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357157) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: racy harsh step-uncle's house DESCRIBE the ferrett (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759677) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:26 PM Author: drunken national security agency Furry with a personality. No longer bites. Inquisitive as shit. It's like a fun, more masculine cat. I let him run around my condo sometimes. He's 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759680) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: drunken national security agency Cmon bros, more Qs
We're going on another date this weekend |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: concupiscible boiling water crackhouse Of course you are. You made French toast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759686) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:29 PM Author: drunken national security agency Is this move credited? We was laying all cute and smiley at me in bed so I just wanted to have more happy time. I busted out the french press and she sat on my couch -- where we sexed hours prior -- and drank some orange juice. She seemed really happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759702) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM Author: concupiscible boiling water crackhouse The morning after my dude and I did it for the first time, he made me baked eggs and bacon and toast, and it was pretty awesome. So I feel like this is a great scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759707) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:28 PM Author: racy harsh step-uncle's house how did working at Hooters come up? Was she embarrassed at all? Have you gone to see her at work yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759692) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM Author: drunken national security agency She did one of the female, "listen, before we go any further I need to tell you something ..." lines after we got done with dinner. To be honest, when she told me I got a little hard. I played it off like NBD, I have nothing to lose by still dating her, but in the long run she'd need to quit if we are going to seriously date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759710) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:32 PM Author: racy harsh step-uncle's house I would have had the same reaction in the pants, brother. No harm there at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759720) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:32 PM Author: lake field mexican was she embarrassed at working at Hooters? Sure, like a benchwarmer on the Cowboys is embarrassed at being in the NFL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759721) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:33 PM Author: drunken national security agency She says that the money is good and it's not nearly as bad as stripping. "God gave me these guys [tits] so it's just what I needed to do right now." Wants to quit the second she's done with school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759726) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:35 PM Author: lake field mexican your story is obv flame. i'm guessing you've eaten at Hooters in the recent past and fixated on a friendly waitress |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:36 PM Author: drunken national security agency I went to hooters one time in my life with my fraternity. So, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759743) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Purple bateful piazza sounds prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760835) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:28 PM Author: Khaki fat ankles 1st date sex brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759691) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: drunken national security agency We met at a BBQ and hit it off so I asked for her number at the end of the night. Called her a few nights later and set up the date. Sex did happen, as I described. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759706) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:42 PM Author: drunken national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759771) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:48 PM Author: drunken national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759810) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: drunken national security agency No more q's, alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759851) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:18 PM Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness This whole thing sounds pretty great man. Great jerb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760570) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Galvanic National Half-breed A guy in my hs did this all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760765) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:51 PM Author: Infuriating garrison ITT: guy who's normal, with normal sex life. Xo in awe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760824) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Purple bateful piazza we're also all in awe at your retardation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760837) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Infuriating garrison No one cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760847) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Purple bateful piazza you seem to care, you post threads about how insecure you are about your stupidity 24 hr/day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760852) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:04 PM Author: wine rigpig love the ppl calling flame on an entirely normal, run of the mill recap of a date with a waitress.
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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:27 PM Author: drunken national security agency Back for more Qs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20761621) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed school this happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20761678) |
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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: stirring athletic conference principal's office legit 9 hooters girl, wow:
https://youtu.be/9S58PMdf0vU?t=4949 |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 5:11 AM Author: Internet-worthy sadistic new version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357055) |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:01 AM Author: Coiffed big forum any ass play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46356718) |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 7:48 AM Author: Jade trump supporter Olive skin and blonde hair sounds like an odd combination. I picture her looking like one of those over made-up Greek or Turkish women with dye jobs (assuming not flame). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357141) |
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Date: May 26th, 2023 8:12 AM Author: pale chapel nice marmot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357158) |