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Jinx livetweets hospital trip!
| shaky ruddy piazza | 03/08/13 |
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Date: March 8th, 2013 3:06 PM Author: shaky ruddy piazza http://m.gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er
Guess who has at least one thumb and got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass? Twitter user televised snowmang.
The oversharing enthusiast announced last night to his several hundred Twitter followers (a number that grew exponentially thereafter) that he'd somehow managed to get a vibrating dildo stuck inside his body and needed medical assistance to remove it.
What followed was a TMI livetweet to end all TMI livetweets (sorry Women's Memorial Hermann Hospital at Memorial City Medical Center in Houston):
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I'm going to be sedated and they're going to pull the dildo out in a bit aparently
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And yes it's still vibrating
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I shat the bed afterwards. I'm tired as hecke
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 In between insisting the entire ordeal was all too real (but not that painful), @Grawly dropped a few photos to authenticate his story, including one of the X-ray machine that snapped a pic of his shame, and one of an ironic ad that aired on the hospital's TV set while he was awaiting the dildo's extraction.
The definitive proof — the X-ray itself — is forthcoming, snowmang vowed in his latest Tweet, so hold on to something.
Going home now. X-RAYS DROPPING IN 30~ MINUTES. GET HYPE
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 UPDATE: And here it is:
[H/T: The Daily Dot, photo via Twitter]
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Date: March 8th, 2013 3:18 PM Author: shaky ruddy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#22780811) |
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Date: March 8th, 2013 3:35 PM Author: shaky ruddy piazza i don't know how this isnt getting play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#22780933) |
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Date: March 8th, 2013 3:45 PM Author: Bistre yapping church pisswyrm "Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I shat the bed afterwards. I'm tired as hecke"
reads like one of those wilderness survival stories |
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Date: March 8th, 2013 4:07 PM Author: white queen of the night legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#22781078) |
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Date: May 8th, 2013 2:54 PM Author: Misanthropic Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#23158459) |
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Date: May 8th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: Crawly startled yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#23158472) |
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Date: May 8th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: primrose autistic mental disorder i dont read twittershit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#23158502) |
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Date: May 8th, 2013 4:38 PM Author: white queen of the night legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#23159186) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:31 AM Author: Pink razzle becky brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#37721318) |
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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:24 AM Author: Jet-lagged Crimson Rehab Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2201419&forum_id=2#44770780) |