Third Interview For Biglaw Lateral - CAN'T WAIT FOR DING LOL
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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Third fucking interview with this god damn firm. This time I only met old ass fucking equity partners. The equity partner that heads the group I would be joining was all enthusiastic and shit. Talked about how impressive I was and what a great fit I would be.
I'm going to lose my shit when I get dinged. I'll be sure to come in here and rant when it happens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103036) |
Date: April 29th, 2013 9:05 PM Author: Comical Rebellious Box Office Haunted Graveyard
Good luck, brother. I have a second interview for a lateral position, having been dinged in my two previous attempts. I went 5-for-5 on callbacks for OCI, getting dinged for lateral positions is fucking with my confidence.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103067)
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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:22 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Thanks.
I've interviewed with 4 firms.
One outright dinged me (expected it, it was a completely different practice from what I'm doing now).
Two were like, "Yeah bro, we like you, but we've just started looking so we're going to see what else is out there, let us know if you get an offer before we're done and we might counteroffer."
Then the fourth one has made me do three fucking interviews. At this point I've met every attorney in the group, and several random equity partners outside of the group. It's going to be great when they ding me or pull the same shit the other firms did. "Weellll we're going to keep looking, but let us know if you need an answer anytime soon."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103234)
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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Sent a "thanks for meeting with me" email to the equity partner that runs the group I would be joining. His response is a little odd.
"[...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,]:
Thank you for spending time with me, you have an impressive resume and are a very good communicator."
Now I know how fat girls feel when people tell them they have nice personalities.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103467) |
Date: May 6th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
UPDATE:
I heard back from my recruiter Thursday last week. They want me to do a fourth interview...this time with just one partner.
I provided my availability and haven't heard back yet. Annoyed for several reasons.
1. Four interviews? Seriously? What the fuck.
2. It should not take 3+ days to figure out when a single person's schedule matches up with one other person's schedule.
I'm not sure if this inefficiency is the fault of the recruiter or the firm, but either way, it's frustrating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145116) |
Date: May 10th, 2013 3:33 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt Subject: FOURTH INTERVIEW UPDATE
Interview went well. He's impressed, thinks I'll be a great fit, etc etc blah blah blah. He said everyone I've met has really liked me and this interview was really more of a courtesy to him and that I won't have to do any more interviews.
He concluded by saying that he would not be a hurdle to me getting the position and that he would try to speak with [partner in charge of the position being filled] immediately.
I look forward to two weeks of silence and then a ding letter telling me how many well qualified candidates they saw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23172513) |
Date: May 15th, 2013 3:56 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Day 3 - Nothing. Around noon I heard voices on the wind. I thought I saw a caravan coming my way...perhaps with food and water?...salvation?...but no...nothing.
Hope is a cognitive fallacy. I must embrace despair.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204317) |
Date: May 16th, 2013 3:54 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Day 4 - Parched. Mouth so dry I struggle just to swallow. The heat is crushing me. I can't even stand. So this is how it ends?...
But...in the distance...a lone rider approaching fast.
I wave my arms, pleading for him to stop...please...please save me. He's going too fast...he's going to pass by me...I know he's going to leave me to die.
But then his pace slows, now not more than a trot. He stops a few feet in front of me. He stops?...HE STOPPED!
I force my gaze up. I try to catch a glimpse of his face, but the sun is blinding.
I gasp "water?!!"
I think I can almost make out a smile on the stranger's face. He throws a canteen down to me and gruffly says, "You are the candidate to whom we intend to make an offer once we get the official sign off."
He then gallops off into the sunset.
Hope...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211128) |
Date: July 5th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Update:
They fucked me. Sometime in the middle of all the interviewing (I think between 3rd and 4th interview) the executive committee decided to put a hiring freeze in place. The partners in the group that were interviewing me thought they would be exempt because they had already received approval to hire.
They were wrong.
They then submitted a bunch of shit to have the hire approved despite the freeze.
It was denied.
The whole time they kept telling me an offer was coming...until it wasn't. Lost about a month and a half of time where I should have been applying for other jobs.
They fucked me so bad. They didn't even call me and apologize or anything...it was just like, "lol whoops, we can't give you an offer right now."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551799) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: charismatic twinkling market crotch
I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE MONIKER HOLY SHIT :(
How far apart man? Aren't you the dude who likes to bash people who didn't go to T14s with yr BigLaw bros?
:((((((( Keep applying dude :((((((((( Will you still be around for SUITS threading????
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552190) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
It's only like a 70 minute flight. Just sucks only being able to see each other on weekends.
And...sort of? But there's probably a lot of bros like that on here. It's not like an every day thing, but we certainly will crack jokes every so often.
And yeah, I'll be here for Suits.
I'm thinking about asking my firm if they'll let me remote work every other week. I haven't actually been in my office in 2.5 weeks now (I've been working out of an office in another city because of some client emergency). I think the fact that I've still managed to get all my shit done would allow me to make a good case for working remotely every other week.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552268) |
Date: July 29th, 2013 12:38 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Update -
I got pissed off about the law firm fucking me so I applied to a bunch of non-legal positions (without a recruiter). One of them was a consulting firm and they had me do an interview. Nailed the interview and they gave me an offer on Friday. The salary is good, but it's still like 40k less than biglol associate. Today I countered them asking for 20k more.
The EVP said he would talk to the other senior peeps and get back to me tomorrow.
If they go up, goodbye law.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743915) |
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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
They don't work weekends!
One of the guys I interviewed with was this super jaded/cynical midlevel that told me everything he disliked about the place (stuff that would make firm associates LOL). Then I ask him, "well how are your hours? Work weekends much?"
::perplexed look:: "...no?...I've never worked a weekend in the entire time I've been here."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744005) |
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Date: July 29th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
Yeah, I can.
Advancement options are pretty good. Their senior people are compensated similar to biglaw senior people and the top people make biglaw partner pay. One thing that appeals to me about it is they're willing to jump people ahead if they're high performers.
I also feel pretty positive about exit options. Healthcare consulting seems like a pretty solid field, and if I want to go back into law, I could always shoot for an in-house gig at a hospital or university.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744104) |
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Date: July 29th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: Useless Big Lettuce Newt
I went to business school for undergrad and dominated there, which they liked.
I worked for a year in healthcare before becoming a lawyer.
I went to a T6.
My law firm work doesn't really relate and it's not a fancy firm. I think at best it just made them feel comfortable because, hey, someone else already paid me a ton of money to do shit and hasn't fired me.
I think they were mainly interested because of my academic credentials and my prior exposure to the field. Then I just destroyed the interview.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744117)
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Date: July 9th, 2020 7:24 PM Author: Idris Elba's Life Matters
This thread, despite being old as fuck, was an emotional rollercoaster.
A++++ would read again
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40576578) |
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