been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318123)

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318141)

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318168)

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318278)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318291)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318302)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318338)

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318356)

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858322)

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858369)

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859838)

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859895)

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859912)

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859964)

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860333)

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860715)

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864324)

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864669)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865396)

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865525)

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865721)

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865769)

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865931)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858331)

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858339)

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865752)

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865938)

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853883)

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24898110)