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When I fly Southwest I sit in the middle seat
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:25 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage THIS is the dominant strategy. People shuffle quietly past my 1st row. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942677) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:08 AM Author: Indigo Field The dominant strategy is not to board Southwest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947791) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:23 AM Author: splenetic pink half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947846) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:13 AM Author: green up-to-no-good depressive whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228303) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:22 AM Author: vibrant iridescent main people regret Why do people shit on Southwest?
They have excellent service, their on time rate is higher than most major airlines (party due to where they fly), they don't charge for bullshit like bags or change fees, flight attendants are cheerful as fuck, and companion pass is 180^180 |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:13 PM Author: Judgmental pisswyrm crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#35516941) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Jet-lagged electric furnace also free drinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#35517018) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 9:00 PM Author: razzmatazz mental disorder Also free to drop right before the flight. Essential for busy people. Incredible airline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#35517536) |
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Date: August 13th, 2022 5:16 PM Author: Vermilion fanboi national security agency Cr gorgeous airline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#45009839) |
Date: August 27th, 2013 2:26 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate lol baller but after the first few rows fill up peopel are gonna plop down next to you on dat aisle, and youv'e just fucked yourself |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:28 PM Author: 180 Federal Clown Legend uh then you just slide over to window did you never ride a school bus, this is TCR, esp when you flop part of your body onto aisle seat and fake sleep |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:28 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate so why not just take the window first off and then someone will grab the aisle, and you're exactly where you are going to be in 20 seconds anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942688) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:32 PM Author: 180 Federal Clown Legend because your way best case scenario is you get one empty seat next to you if you sit in middle first, best case scenario is you get two empty seats next to you |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:33 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate yes but you're forgetting the tradeoff in that scenario #1 you will never get the aisle seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942718) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:34 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Then if that hot chick walks in, I'm like "Do you need a seat?"
There's a reason their logo is a HEART. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943070) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:28 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage DING DING DING.
Worst case scenario is a window or aisle. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate or you could uh you know, take the window or aisle at the beginning and have your pick. wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942694) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:30 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Was just on a flight that only went B deep and scored a row two aisle to myself, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942700) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:32 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate breh when you fly topeka to idaho the rules go out the window
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:34 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Price of being a litigator. Lot of time in Topeka. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942728) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:31 PM Author: amber cruise ship windowlicker What if a couple comes and sees two contiguous seats and takes them? Or a mom and a kid?
OP is right that center seat is the dominant strategy if you're a sociopathic aspie. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:32 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Then you have to bend to common courtesy, but only if they ask me to move, but I still flexed that shit.
Just admit this is the dominant strategy. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:35 PM Author: amber cruise ship windowlicker I think you're missing my point, you aspie. I'm saying that your strategy *is* the dominant strategy because it blocks couples from taking up the two seats, leaving you with dat GAP.
But I'm also pointing out that being "that guy" is generally sociopathic and aspie, since everyone on the plane will be giving you the stink eye even if they don't have the balls to ask you to move. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:36 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Thought you were the other guy:
Second sentence was an edit. |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:33 PM Author: 180 Federal Clown Legend well first off who cares if the seat TWO away from you is empty second off then someone will see two empty seats next to you and SQUEEZE thay ASSHOLD in your face trying to get to the aisle taking the window i addresed above |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:58 PM Author: Impertinent carmine volcanic crater old irish cottage "Did You Never Ride a School Bus?: A Game Theoretic Challenge to Common Airline Seating Selection," International Journal of Game Theory 42.4, 1033-67 (2013). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942869) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:00 PM Author: Sinister Lascivious Mad Cow Disease thought this was real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942880) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:35 PM Author: Dull cerebral persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943094) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:12 AM Author: Pearl Unholy Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947803) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:19 AM Author: 180 Federal Clown Legend FUCK my scholarship is outed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947831) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 1:07 AM Author: Irradiated smoky black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#25671477) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:49 PM Author: zippy toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#26806421) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:12 AM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228298) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM Author: Lavender Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228933) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:00 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#34217465) |
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Date: August 13th, 2022 5:15 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#45009826) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:28 PM Author: Insane forum sweet tailpipe Couldn't you just then move into the window? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942687) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate personally i consider aisle to be T6 and window T14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942692) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage T3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942695) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:34 PM Author: Insane forum sweet tailpipe I hate stupid air waitresses bumping into me non stop, so I prefer window. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942724) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:36 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate depends on flight time of course, if it's a short flight window is cool, otherwise aisle is much better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942736) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:36 PM Author: Tan Alcoholic Becky Dog Poop Also don't like getting up so some diabetic mouth breather can piss 4 times an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943098) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 12:52 AM Author: Startling sooty wrinkle (short) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#25671413) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage I believe that was before I moved to the window. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942693) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 2:30 PM Author: Emerald Property Doctorate lol @ xo pumos letting strangers dictate where they will sit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23942697) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: zombie-like market faggotry Southwest has been cutting routes like whoa. they're almost always full.
cr is to SPRINT to the exit row legroom seats |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:36 PM Author: Sinister Lascivious Mad Cow Disease nah, SW is generally full of proles who thus take forever to deplane. need to cop a first few rows seat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943100) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:40 PM Author: Dull cerebral persian You in a rush lil breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943116) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:40 PM Author: Sinister Lascivious Mad Cow Disease I get irrationally frustrated at the deplaning process when I'm in the back. I have no idea why it takes so long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943120) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:42 PM Author: Dull cerebral persian It sucks but it's 5 minutes less you have to be in the office. Also gives you time to get dem digits from a girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943135) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:43 PM Author: zombie-like market faggotry nah, I'd rather have dat leg room. you never can get the first row because of the bitches with small children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943142) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:39 PM Author: Dull cerebral persian I always take the window seat and put my bag in the middle seat. Then when a hot girl or something is coming down the aisle I look around like I just realized my bag was in the middle seat and move it. If she chooses the seat you know whats up since she consciously chose to sit there knowing you moved the bag for her.
Aspies here use choose your own seating to get the most room instead of to ensure you end up next to a CGWBT. |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Arousing amethyst preventive strike shitlib So youre the guy whos constantly taking his bag on and off the middle seat everytime a girl walks by. Never understood that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947671) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Dull cerebral persian Yep. It's a polite but obvious way to say don't fucking sit next to be unless you are a CGWBT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947743) |
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Date: July 12th, 2023 5:47 AM Author: Heady azure center striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#46538017) |
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Date: August 27th, 2013 3:44 PM Author: stubborn sienna selfie I like it because you can potentially talk to 2 people instead of just one , makes the flight much more interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23943147) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 12:58 AM Author: Gay Garrison Sex Offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947730) |
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Date: August 28th, 2013 1:21 AM Author: 180 Federal Clown Legend I thought I was the only millennial who did this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23947838) |
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Date: September 1st, 2013 2:16 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#23975458) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2013 3:37 PM Author: Irradiated smoky black woman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#24285355) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 12:50 AM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#25671406) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:12 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#35516935) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2013 3:36 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#24285350) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 12:53 AM Author: glassy plaza I've found that chowing down on fast food while people board is a great way to get then to sit elsewhere... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#25671422) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:15 AM Author: Magenta Flirting Hell The nigger strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228309) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:23 AM Author: vibrant iridescent main people regret African-Americans, please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228359) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:28 AM Author: Magenta Flirting Hell What about the white niggers? Won't you think of them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228392) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic menage Bam! Success again! Row 3 all to myself! Church ladies giving me dirty looks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#25786607) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: Wonderful drab liquid oxygen aisle seat in the back 4 lyfe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#26806436) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:25 AM Author: talented space double fault xo 2006: pay for domestic first or fly private gulfstream timeshare?
xo 2016: Southwest middle seat strategies |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Disgusting Ladyboy Box Office the autism ITT is off the charts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228884) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:18 PM Author: Irradiated smoky black woman i remember this 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2347095&forum_id=2#31228928) |