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I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
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ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
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stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
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  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
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  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
aphrodisiac chartreuse resort
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
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  10/08/13
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I really do.
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but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
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  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
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i hate law
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Must admit I have two Costco shirts
naked step-uncle's house party of the first part
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
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I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
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  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
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  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
Contagious sneaky criminal
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
glassy french chef
  10/09/13
missed you man
Wine National Trump Supporter
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
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DESCRIBE your current life.
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  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
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  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
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IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
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  10/10/13
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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: Magical cyan becky national security agency

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: orchid kitchen psychic

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Flatulent bateful trailer park black woman



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: naked step-uncle's house party of the first part

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: titillating dingle berry candlestick maker



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: aqua talking bbw

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: hideous cordovan macaca

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chartreuse resort

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: histrionic white principal's office lettuce

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Chestnut up-to-no-good antidepressant drug boiling water

Lol

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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chartreuse resort

I really do.

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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: startled erotic cruise ship ratface

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Adventurous seedy home half-breed

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Passionate athletic conference

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: i hate law



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: naked step-uncle's house party of the first part

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Lake swollen keepsake machete ape

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: henna private investor people who are hurt

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Charismatic regret mad-dog skullcap

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Contagious sneaky criminal

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: glassy french chef

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Wine National Trump Supporter

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: aqua talking bbw

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Poppy Sanctuary

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating property

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated trip area



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Stimulating mexican

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Magical cyan becky national security agency

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Cream indirect expression

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: ;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,, (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.)




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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Cream indirect expression

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: Translucent milk tattoo

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)