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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
floppy menage clown
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
glittery aquamarine famous landscape painting
  10/08/13
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talented insanely creepy dopamine
  10/08/13
Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focu...
slippery fiercely-loyal pit messiness
  10/08/13
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Doobsian dashing institution
  12/16/16
stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
Garnet Duck-like Lay
  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
Navy national twinkling uncleanness
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
ungodly headpube
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
lemon national security agency
  10/08/13
Lol
Chocolate useless brakes station
  10/08/13
I really do.
ungodly headpube
  10/10/13
what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assumi...
crystalline house-broken double fault university
  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
jade cowardly brunch
  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
laughsome fishy state
  10/08/13
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i hate law
  07/10/20
Must admit I have two Costco shirts
slippery fiercely-loyal pit messiness
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
Shivering queen of the night
  12/16/16
I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
slap-happy pervert factory reset button
  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
Poppy casino
  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
fragrant green depressive skinny woman
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
excitant maize locus
  10/09/13
missed you man
aromatic location
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
Garnet Duck-like Lay
  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
Copper Bateful Field
  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
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  10/10/13
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bat-shit-crazy fighting telephone
  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
arrogant church building faggot firefighter
  10/10/13
FIne - link to acceptable clothing j crew factory?
floppy menage clown
  10/10/13
IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
maroon lodge
  10/10/13
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;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,,
  07/10/20
Just get JACK3D, bro.
dull sex offender parlor
  10/10/13
me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to preten...
maroon lodge
  10/10/13
For the poaster who wants lolschool
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  12/16/16


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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: floppy menage clown

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: glittery aquamarine famous landscape painting

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: talented insanely creepy dopamine



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: slippery fiercely-loyal pit messiness

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: Doobsian dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154212)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Garnet Duck-like Lay

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: Navy national twinkling uncleanness

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: ungodly headpube

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: lemon national security agency

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Chocolate useless brakes station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195850)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: ungodly headpube

I really do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210073)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: crystalline house-broken double fault university

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: jade cowardly brunch

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: laughsome fishy state

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: i hate law



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: slippery fiercely-loyal pit messiness

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Shivering queen of the night

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert factory reset button

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Poppy casino

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: fragrant green depressive skinny woman

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: excitant maize locus

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: aromatic location

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Garnet Duck-like Lay

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Copper Bateful Field

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ivory meetinghouse

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fighting telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210017)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: arrogant church building faggot firefighter

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: floppy menage clown

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: maroon lodge

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: ;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,, (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#40580945)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: dull sex offender parlor

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: maroon lodge

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot stage

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)