One year ago today, XO discovered the IFNB
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Date: April 5th, 2014 9:18 AM Author: lilac sandwich dragon
Many of us were skeptical when we first saw it. We thought, surely, this must all be the photoshopped fantasy of a mentally ill homosexual. But then we checked it out. We went to our local naked bodybuilding gym IRL to MEAT these athletes, and what we discovered was not just a 100% real sport, but a lifestyle.
We found that naked bodybuilders are STRAIGHT-AS-FUCKKKKKKKKKK alpha men who train in the nude because it exalts the human body and its creator. These MUSCLE STUD pros and amateurs don't deal with shit from pretentious shrews, spoiled JAPs, or vapid college girls: they spend their time in the gym with REAL MEN, not weak-willed women. As a result, their strength is unbreakable, much like the ROPES OF HOT CUM they release when they think about their own PERFECT MUSCLES.
The changes to XO are obvious. We have dozens of threads on the bort each time there is a major naked bodybuilding tournament such as Mister Alpha or the Beef Boy Classic. Dozens of JD-having MUSCLE NUTS now closely follow every last flex & cum of stars like JK Roher, Pierre Douton, and Yann Perrod, or amateurs like Diego Pene or Peter Kupfer. We even had our own successful amateur tournament, won by Carl Spackler himself.
AutoAdmit is the #1 search result on google for "IFNB". AutoAdmit is the #1 search result on google for "Yann Perrod". It is the #1 search on google for "Pierre Douton". Scholars on XOXO have uncovered the history of naked bodybuilding, research which has been published and validated on the IFNB Report blog.
But there are changes outside of XOXO as well. In 2013, there was only one modern naked bodybuilding gym in New York City: THROB in the Bronx, near Yankee Stadium. Today, because of prestigious BIGLAW muscle nuts getting into the sport via XO, there is a Pounders on the Upper East Side, a Big Rods in the Village, and a second Throb in Brooklyn. Likewise, in 2013, only one Ivy League city had a naked bodybuilding gym (Cambridge). Today, there naked bodybuilding gyms in New Haven and Providence. And I am happy to report that FAT TAIL, the Minnesota-based naked bodybuilding gym that focuses on advanced IFNB data analytics, will be opening a second location in Ithaca, because of all the XO posters in that city who are yearning for a place to grow it big, show it big, KNOW ITS BIG.
God bless America.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2536032&forum_id=2#25327619) |
Date: April 5th, 2014 9:26 AM Author: Carmine gas station potus
*weeps tears of joy*
*self stims*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2536032&forum_id=2#25327632) |
Date: April 5th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: mauve headpube
It was one year ago today
Robert Halford taught the bort IFNB
They've been going in and out the gym
But they're guaranteed to raise a stim
So may I introduce to you
The shtick that's drawn in all these queers
Robert Halford's Massive Muscle Cocks Band
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2536032&forum_id=2#25330517) |
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