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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Nofapping thriller international law enforcement agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470608)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Passionate hairless piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Passionate hairless piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470630)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470633)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470642)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: bull headed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972282)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Racy Azn

wwop. rate this scholar:

http://australiangoldenretrieverbreeders.com/assets/stock-footage-golden-retriever-dog-reading-a-book.jpg

http://static5.depositphotos.com/1000604/475/i/950/depositphotos_4755881-Golden-retriever-learning.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470650)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ruddy cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476979)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: French crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470657)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Lake Useless Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470661)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470685)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470695)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: trip mauve lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470807)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470908)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470930)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: olive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470971)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: ocher regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471522)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: shimmering odious keepsake machete ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479163)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Sapphire glittery personal credit line parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583773)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: 180 friendly grandma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497620)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic roommate

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470709)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470718)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Beta Multi-billionaire Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470720)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Bateful elastic band plaza

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470744)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497365)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Bateful elastic band plaza

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Fighting resort gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470799)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: trip mauve lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470808)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Nofapping thriller international law enforcement agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470812)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470816)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470827)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Passionate hairless piazza skinny woman

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: stubborn native

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488608)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Coral home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: kilroy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#40582883)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: French crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470852)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470904)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: arousing rusted menage mediation

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470914)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470933)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470945)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: laughsome jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471116)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Lake Useless Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471480)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: French crackhouse

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Bateful elastic band plaza

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471669)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: chrome space nowag

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471675)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Cyan Charismatic Library Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615572)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Vibrant metal orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness

Height of assosciate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849201)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: French crackhouse

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040508)



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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: unhinged institution

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742441)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy forum

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Walnut Sneaky Criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596422)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: territorial offensive marketing idea sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34816597)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: concupiscible orange kitchen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39062150)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic cerise whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849271)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Slimy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849494)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785706)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Sapphire glittery personal credit line parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583775)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167680)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: 180 friendly grandma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Blathering striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471595)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: excitant state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475098)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Exciting Claret Organic Girlfriend Mother

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497407)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink school scourge upon the earth

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497423)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: iridescent alcoholic chad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553317)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: galvanic cerise whorehouse

Lol 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849267)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Slimy church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849484)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: territorial offensive marketing idea sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33984007)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: 180 friendly grandma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497623)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Startling mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015841)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Crusty lay ape

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475061)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497415)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic roommate

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: chrome space nowag

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: chrome space nowag

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: chrome space nowag

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: low-t cuckold

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: arousing rusted menage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic roommate

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic roommate

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Federal Address Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Crusty lay ape

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: bearded theater stage goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Passionate hairless piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Dilemma Deer Antler

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Crusty lay ape

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: olive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: glassy chapel mexican

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Crusty lay ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Lake Useless Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: ocher regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: olive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: arousing rusted menage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: French crackhouse

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Passionate hairless piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Self-centered flesh market doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting Claret Organic Girlfriend Mother

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Ceo

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Milky Associate Hall

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse Hilarious Meetinghouse Selfie

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Onyx Nighttime Point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Brilliant tantric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Sapphire glittery personal credit line parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Violent fragrant base pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: floppy stain box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aqua Incel Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: honey-headed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: crimson business firm gaming laptop

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: umber heaven weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: low-t cuckold

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Magenta impertinent cuck hospital

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Gold Faggotry Range

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Pearly rambunctious kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Nofapping thriller international law enforcement agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: supple sable genital piercing nursing home

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Topaz Soul-stirring Casino Digit Ratio

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Exciting Claret Organic Girlfriend Mother

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: French crackhouse

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: mahogany stead puppy

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: sick shivering haunted graveyard

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired tank station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Tripping Field

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: stubborn native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Curious Psychic Locus

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: trip mauve lodge

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Pale aggressive garrison

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Pale aggressive garrison

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink school scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: shimmering odious keepsake machete ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: sick shivering haunted graveyard

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Insane purple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: cowardly athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Milky Associate Hall

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered charcoal theatre

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Racy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: bronze gas station

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: submissive shitlib

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: jet-lagged quadroon



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Swollen Electric Furnace



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: French crackhouse



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Spruce den queen of the night



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Aqua Incel Yarmulke



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Onyx Nighttime Point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: kink-friendly cracking pit clown



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set partner



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Crystalline cheese-eating turdskin dingle berry



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: chrome space nowag



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Gold Faggotry Range

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Dashing Flushed Theater

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Coiffed misanthropic water buffalo

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Indigo Razzle Brunch

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: umber heaven weed whacker

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: smoky persian parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Nofapping thriller international law enforcement agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: know-it-all heady toaster



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Wonderful milk



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Brass national

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling nibblets tanning salon



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant son of senegal public bath

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling nibblets tanning salon



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: gay toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling nibblets tanning salon

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling nibblets tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Vivacious Shrine Volcanic Crater



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling nibblets tanning salon



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30935970)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Sadistic corner wrinkle

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: pungent pearl pervert fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Big stage

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: bearded garnet hell karate

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985710)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone main people



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: floppy stain box office

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Author: motley dysfunction ticket booth

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Electric dull coldplay fan alpha

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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Grizzly Vivacious Shrine Volcanic Crater



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring Very Tactful French Chef Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Dark Boyish Community Account Trailer Park

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Contagious church

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: olive office

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: olive office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Citrine Provocative Location Potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: olive office

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac death wish fanboi

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