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Ivory Cerebral Trust Fund
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Olive gunner
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submissive sinister selfie jewess
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Smoky talented meetinghouse
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Elite infuriating site
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Height of assosciate?
Claret reading party
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
carmine candlestick maker foreskin
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lmfao
Electric resort
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LOL
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judgmental sable national security agency
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Moar!
Pearl Library
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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mewling rehab keepsake machete
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Olive gunner
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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It practically writes itself!
Pearl Library
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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Olive gunner
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Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
submissive sinister selfie jewess
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Olive gunner
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
submissive sinister selfie jewess
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Olive gunner
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
Olive gunner
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Olive gunner
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walnut stead karate
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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still going strong
walnut stead karate
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(Chip Kelly)
Lascivious rigor round eye
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Olive gunner
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Razzmatazz deranged church
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Irate sex offender
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Olive gunner
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug
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Olive gunner
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Smoky talented meetinghouse
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Olive gunner
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*bark aves
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insane ladyboy sanctuary
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
fishy laughsome electric furnace school
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Aphrodisiac frisky area laser beams
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rusted theater stage athletic conference
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Lascivious rigor round eye
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Smoky talented meetinghouse
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Lascivious rigor round eye
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
judgmental sable national security agency
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
apoplectic goal in life toilet seat
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Confused business firm
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Sapphire floppy psychic hospital
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Sadistic home nibblets
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Olive gunner
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
boyish light potus
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Olive gunner
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Pearl Library
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Olive gunner
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
irradiated dark locale
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That hurt bro.
Lascivious rigor round eye
  03/12/15
great thread
pale bearded stag film
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
judgmental sable national security agency
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
carmine candlestick maker foreskin
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich
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primrose stimulating den milk
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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Buck-toothed Awkward Idea He Suggested Parlor
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
walnut stead karate
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180
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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bump for Buddy
Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Ivory Cerebral Trust Fund
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Razzmatazz deranged church
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug
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Umber pocket flask pit
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arousing associate trailer park
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*makes Buddy partner*
marvelous sound barrier
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who's a good associate?
Confused business firm
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Olive gunner
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azure fortuitous meteor stage
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Olive gunner
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Razzmatazz deranged church
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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go Get Em!
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180^180
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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underrated
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
hairraiser hissy fit
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Olive gunner
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Multi-colored Onyx Property Lettuce
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Ouch
Olive gunner
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Razzmatazz deranged church
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carnelian orchestra pit friendly grandma
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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Olive gunner
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
drab school cafeteria gay wizard
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
twinkling range dysfunction
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Pearl Library
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french sickened codepig kitchen
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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fishy laughsome electric furnace school
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Glittery Snowy Giraffe Marketing Idea
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needed more golden retrievers
french sickened codepig kitchen
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CR.
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french sickened codepig kitchen
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Olive gunner

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Pearl Library

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Olive gunner

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Olive gunner

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Olive gunner

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: ocher nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Sadistic home nibblets

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Cobalt Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: walnut stead karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: walnut stead karate

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Olive gunner

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Irate sex offender

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Irate sex offender

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: razzle degenerate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling frum volcanic crater gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: azure fortuitous meteor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac frisky area laser beams

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Passionate Field Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Smoky talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: azure fortuitous meteor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Olive gunner

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: contagious red plaza coldplay fan

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: insane ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac frisky area laser beams

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: rusted theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mischievous Black Woman

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac frisky area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Pearly impertinent incel lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Double Fault Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: rusted theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Cobalt Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Racy crimson coffee pot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: carmine candlestick maker foreskin

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Smoky talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: federal house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Silver Fragrant Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: judgmental sable national security agency

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: apoplectic goal in life toilet seat

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Confused business firm

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: disrespectful forum

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: dashing bearded therapy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: chocolate exciting idiot address

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: greedy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Adulterous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: exhilarant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Flushed digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Flushed digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Flushed digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Motley puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling frum volcanic crater gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: walnut stead karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Tantric Theatre Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524040)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: primrose stimulating den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Puce multi-billionaire state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Chrome splenetic messiness hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Frozen Base Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Adventurous transparent set haunted graveyard

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Sapphire floppy psychic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Sadistic home nibblets

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Olive gunner

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: boyish light potus

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Olive gunner

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Pearl Library

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: buff university

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Comical Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lavender step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: walnut stead karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: irradiated dark locale

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: pale bearded stag film

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: judgmental sable national security agency

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: carmine candlestick maker foreskin

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: curious self-centered place of business

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: primrose stimulating den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: marvelous sound barrier

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Awkward Idea He Suggested Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: walnut stead karate

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Bull Headed Alcoholic Crackhouse Trump Supporter

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Chapel Sandwich

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Ivory Cerebral Trust Fund

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bespoke shaky patrolman

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bespoke shaky patrolman

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Dun Shrine Antidepressant Drug

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Umber pocket flask pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: arousing associate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: marvelous sound barrier

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: azure fortuitous meteor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Confused business firm

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: henna macaca

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: azure fortuitous meteor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Flatulent Wonderful Personal Credit Line

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Olive gunner

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: dashing bearded therapy police squad

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Low-t metal people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: misunderstood pisswyrm whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: carmine candlestick maker foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Internet-worthy tan abode shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling frum volcanic crater gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Aromatic wild cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: chocolate exciting idiot address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: 180 voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Author: Flushed digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pea-brained faggotry striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Chrome splenetic messiness hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: walnut stead karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: know-it-all supple menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: apoplectic goal in life toilet seat

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: submissive sinister selfie jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: sienna deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: french sickened codepig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: walnut stead karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587046)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: dashing bearded therapy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: buff university

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Milky Masturbator

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: dashing bearded therapy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored Onyx Property Lettuce

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Olive gunner

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Sapphire floppy psychic hospital

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: excitant maroon mental disorder french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lavender step-uncle's house



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz deranged church



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: dashing bearded therapy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Odious plum mad cow disease parlour

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Olive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria gay wizard

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: twinkling range dysfunction

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Pearl Library

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: french sickened codepig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: abusive canary hell

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: french sickened codepig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: fishy laughsome electric furnace school



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Glittery Snowy Giraffe Marketing Idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: french sickened codepig kitchen

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: french sickened codepig kitchen

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