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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage And much of corporate life. Sitting in front of a computer screen all day, moving a ball of details a couple of inches every day, working nearly every day, not having time to go outside into nature, woodwork, work on your home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654110) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:09 PM Author: fuchsia stubborn address This is true. I'm literally prescribed Vitamin D for lack of sunlight... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654226) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: disturbing dingle berry Wtf is prescription Vitamin D?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654466) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:49 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action He's not talking about controlled-substance Vitamin D.
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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: ;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,, (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#40580891) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:28 PM Author: carnelian cuckold national security agency I have probably looked at Microsoft Word more than anything else in the world.
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: mischievous native And yet the biglawyers here shit on every other type of lawyer. Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654128) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage There is more biglaw self-hate than anything else. And 'shitlaw' is a term of art, not an insult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654136) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action We like shitlaw kings, GS-15s, and GCs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654146) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654156) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio Because every other area of the law is exactly the same only the comp is half as much. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654157) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Yellow base Excepting govt work, CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654162) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Flesh Out-of-control Stag Film "Work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655662) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage not jag - you actually get to court all the time and get to serve your country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654167) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio LJL. Prosecuting some nigger private for drinking on duty sounds like a very patriotic thing to do, bro. Very serious legal scholarship, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654195) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage wouldnt expect a redcoat to understand patriotism. but this is especially hilarious because it comes from someone who literally works for the compliance department of banks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654206) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio Compliance at a megabank is actually pretty much the pinnacle of law. That Wells Fargo SCRA fiasco that is going to cost them a billion dollars or more was a compliance failure. If we do shit right the litigators get no work. And when we fuck up we work with the litigators for the next 3 years fixing the disaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654229) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage ok well how is it the pinnacle of law though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654244) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio You get a VP/AGC title so no one can tell whether you are strictly speaking compliance or litigation. You get a megabank on your resume. You interact with regulators at the highest level. You can jump to the OCC/SEC/FINRA whatever after 3 years if you want. You have a non-zero shot of making ED or MD after 8 years. Its tough but it happens. The job security is basically 100% after 3 years. Make it 3 years and they will basically never fire you. And the work is as interesting as anything in law can be. You get to interpret new-regs, write procedures, train the business, etc.... Beats going to court like a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654269) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:06 PM Author: charcoal embarrassed to the bone lodge round eye Oh your shot at ED is non zero alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654576) |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 7:42 AM Author: Charismatic Public Bath Generalized Bond You're still sitting behind a desk in an office working long hours for someone else. Absolutely soul crushing. The "pinnacle of law" is solo practice where you control how, when, and where you work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31660234) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM Author: racy maniacal range prole That's not actually true... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654197) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio I keep forgetting how the XO story is biglaw is 60+ hour weeks and 2am calls. It aint. Its a 50 hour a week office job same as basically every other job in the US. Shitlaw generally is not a 40 hour week, bro. Nothing is. Maybe government, but those fuckers legit make ZERO money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654210) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage biglaw is absoliutely 60+ hours a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654222) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio Yeah, on TV, but not IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654238) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage no, in irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654247) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:41 PM Author: anal house place of business 50 hours a week has not been my experience as a junior associate
who do you work for and are you hiring |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: Flesh Out-of-control Stag Film Cr
I worked like 60 to 65 hours a week in biglaw |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: racy maniacal range prole Same. And it wasn't even spread out nicely. Lots of weekends and all nighters. Meanwhile, I have never pulled an all nighter in-house. Yes, it is 50ish hours a week but that includes a bunch of stuff like training. You can't overestimate how much the requirement to bill your time makes the job crappier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661037) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: bipolar mewling piazza dog poop you have no fucking clue what you are talking about
but then again, lol at you being such a dipshit as to claim bank compliance is PEAK law experience |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: racy maniacal range prole Protip: I've never seen a TV show about Biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661047) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:10 PM Author: Big love of her life hell More than happy to settle for a mid-100s salary with a 40hr work week and thst chance to do some unique projects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654605) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:06 PM Author: racy maniacal range prole These days there are probably more in-house lawyers and lawyers in Biglaw on XO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654204) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Jet-lagged grizzly boltzmann Depends on the practice area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654139) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:03 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage ok - which practice areas are compatible with being a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654173) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action trial lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654248) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action (first year getting told he lacks attention to detail re: subj lines) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654142) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage more like first year who has worked 25 straight days including on several emergencies and sees his hair thinning rapidly and getting out of shape and canceled on friends a couple times and is wondering why he wasnt man enough to get a job that he actually enjoys despite lower pay
though i certainly lack attention to detail too |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action describe the biglaw "emergencies" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654180) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:06 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654199) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action So no one's life was at risk? Families weren't being torn apart?
You need to stop thinking of them as emergencies or fire drills. They're just sudden, unexpected times when you need to do your job. So do your job but recognize that a bad outcome might hurt some business unit's quarterly numbers a little bit, but that's very unlikely. You'll relax a little, do better work and have more fun.
The job is being a button man, like in the godfather. Clients and bosses push buttons, and you deliver and they keep you spaghetti. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage How does any of that make working all day without days off better? i could do a better job of keeping things in perspective but if im at the office from 9 am - 10 pm im not doing other shit in my life like spending time outside or maintaining friendships or going to the gym routine ("you cant go to the gym at 7am??") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654267) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:20 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action you know for a fact that you have time you could fill if you worked more effectively and didn't procrastinate
in a year or so partners will begin to respect you when you say things like, it's my mom's birthday, I'll be back online at 11
also, by then you shouldn't have the same expectation of facetime and can take time out of the office, especially going home at 6 most nights if your hours are good
but you have to earn it and you're in the earning time period, where every sees you as a fungible billing unit. Earn respect and get good assignments and make hours and you suddenly are very valuable. When you're doing that you're making the firm 4-5x your salary. They will let a lot more slide. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:23 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage sounds like you actually enjoy it. im gonna be working for myself within a year though, never will i work so hard again to make someone else rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654324) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:26 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action skeptical of your chances, but good luck i did my time but realized i didn't want the brass ring, but for a lot of people i respect i get why they're still there |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM Author: contagious immigrant nigga you a first year STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654217) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:09 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage so what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654224) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: contagious immigrant you've described about a month of working somewhat hard. there are people on this boart who have done that month (and more) 10x+ for years on end.
in fairness though getting out ASAP is cr so carry on. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:14 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action lol, it gets worse brother
But keep your hours up and earn partner respect and the parts you don't like get somewhat better. But now you have responsibilities and real stress, not just stress from not being able to see your friends. Then you're trying to eat breakfast. Then you're trying to get equity.
Every step the old problems get better and the new ones are tougher. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:16 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage thats why i am getting out. how its worth it to anyone is beyond me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654275) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:17 PM Author: multi-colored therapy trailer park it's not worth it. it's a guaranteed way to waste your time on this earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654283) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Translucent exhilarant genital piercing digit ratio I was watching Joy last night on HBO. There was this one scene where she is standing outside looking at houses and trees and I realized I havent really seen any trees in like a year. It legit made my chest hurt. I go from office tower to treeless street. Fuck NYC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654144) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM Author: racy maniacal range prole Then you dun goofed when you chose a place to live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654191) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:31 PM Author: Burgundy Keepsake Machete Forum Just cop an apartment on dat Grammercy Square. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657955) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point people treat you the way you teach them to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654187) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage so i should push back more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654215) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: contagious immigrant you need to get to the point where you can work with better people & delegate shite.
you can only 'push back' so much as a junior. there's hazing. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:14 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point in a way, you should be carrying yourself in all walks of life in a way that earns the respect of others. If you're doing biglaw you should desire to be there and have the time spent serve a specific purpose in life. That is, you should not be drug along by those willing to use your time for their benefit, who care nothing for you, solely because you have no idea who you are or what you want to do or why you are there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654258) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:18 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage sorry but that is a joel olsteen platitude when it comes to the first couple years in biglaw. me and the other ppl in my class and the years around me seem similarly miserable. thats why they have to pay so much and people still quit all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654296) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:24 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action reminder: they're looking for precious metals in the sluice like a gold-panner and attrition is part of the model (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654325) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:24 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point I don't think that's a fair characterization because Joel Osteen is a career huckster and you opened the implied premise of this thread with the constituent psychological parts of being a man. I identified a way in which you bring a biglaw system into line with those parts. Of course it's hard and people can be very miserable, but that's not inconsistent with what I said, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654329) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:23 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action this, the lawyers i know who stick around to make breakfast want to be there and act like real human beings and stand up for themselves
but they also don't cause any problems whatsoever after 3rd year |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:27 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point there are tons of no breakfast 4-10th years who merely have the minimum competency to be given responsibility, have no idea what else they would do with their lives outside of a firm, and either cannot or will not take even a modest pay cut for any reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654349) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:36 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action yeah, they don't necessarily have "it" but they're decent human beings, like minor leaguers
but i was mostly thinking of the ones who do get breakfast |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: startling motley principal's office sandwich what the fuck is "it" in this context (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654426) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:41 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action That thing that makes a partner a partner. It's not a good thing, necessarily. Just where you feel like, yeah that person should be in charge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654433) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:42 PM Author: startling motley principal's office sandwich Jesus Christ i want to burn your fucking house down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654436) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:44 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:49 PM Author: Yapping Glassy Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654477) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:50 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654479) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:54 PM Author: Magenta Appetizing Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654503) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: Spruce ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654757) |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: racy maniacal range prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661051) |
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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:20 AM Author: useless indigo garrison patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31736563) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:30 PM Author: odious cyan ratface To be fair,
Yeah you just know it when you see it.
And by "it," I mean a last name that ends in -stein, -baum, -sohn, -lieb, or -witz.
Odd case. Anyway, back to the point--keep billing! |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse there's no way to take a "modest" paycut. you make $300k all-in as a 5th year now: your average in-house job is at absolute best taking a 1/3 pay cut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654409) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:43 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action 1/3rd paycut for 2/3rds hours and NO WEEKENDS was the exact deal I took
feels like I was given a raise actually |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:51 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse lol so all this preening about how you 'get' biglaw and you're just some washout too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654483) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action I feel like I can talk to a first year. I bailed without ever getting the talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654531) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse YOU COULDA BEEN A CONTENDAH... FOR NON-EQUITY OF COUNSEL FOR 15 YEARS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:00 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654550) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage you don't even work in biglaw anymore?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654504) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse seriously. OP, realize even the people that are completely insufferable in biglaw, even the ones that suck the partners' cocks like this guy, even THEY wash out and can't stand it. just lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654527) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action No, they work for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654534) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: Bistre bawdyhouse ***retard alert*** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655022) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point Are you just trying to make nihilist point in this thread. That's okay it just isn't clear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654685) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse "willing to use your time for their benefit, who care nothing for you"
lmao just lmao. this is literally the essence of biglaw |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:56 PM Author: Yellow base While I don't disagree, this extends far past biglaw and law in general. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654518) |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Naked Parlor Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661378) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:09 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point reciprocation is certainly possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654597) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse lot of retards in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654413) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Bistre bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654486) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:02 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage me or who (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654557) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:07 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse mainly this certain laws guy, though colt shit it up pretty bad too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654579) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:46 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank U guys jealous of my 75k 9-5 bullshit jerb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654461) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action the difference between you and OP is you have understood the bullshit and are starting to understand the power structure
shit, you probably understand what it means to be a man better |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:51 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank "Work" is work, it's not meant to be fun. Most of the times it's OK. Sometimes its easy and fun, sometimes it's awful and I'm miserable. But I get paid enough to live pretty comfortably and save a bit. I also get to leave at 5 most days. i'm trying to develop a business in my freetime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654480) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:54 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage I also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most days
this is literally everythinhg |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action You can't even correctly copy paste. The client really cares about parallel structure, so this needs to be right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654523) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654525) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 6:41 PM Author: brass half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657124) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:53 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage oh please peterman works in 9 to fucking 5 consulting. yet he still complains. hoping i can leave the office before 7pm tonight so i can have energy for the gym. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654496) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action you get paid 2x (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654506) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank Probably closer to 3x (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654524) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage not for long. striking out on my own, or at least going to a much smaller firm, in the near future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654540) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:11 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action small firms can be way worse
more pressure earlier and far more mercurial
at least at biglaw you know it's all about money |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:22 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654695) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:17 PM Author: Curious Citrine Community Account Crackhouse and yet, because biglaw jobs are generally concentrated in high tax, high CoL shitholes, it isn't even close to that. also this first year bro probably has massive debt too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654657) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:22 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage ding ding ding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654702) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:03 PM Author: Wild ivory sex offender clown peterman's salary, hours, job satisfaction, and role change weekly.
decent overall poster but only slightly less full of shit than guys like igwc or drunkard. |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM Author: boyish fluffy theater stage i'm not in law, but do you ever get jealous of those blue collar guys who are general contractors, or own their own business? Or, the guys who work those huge trucks in mining industries, etc? they obviously aren't rich, but man, they seem to really have fun on the weekends with ATVs, Jet Skis, etc. Something white collar dudes can't, or don't have the time to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654538) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:02 PM Author: glittery ungodly black woman tank I'm not in law either but working an office job makes me jealous of people working in the restaurant industry. like working at a cool spot in malibu or something, making enough to pay rent, buy burritos and weed. surf all morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654556) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: shaky chapel old irish cottage yet you want to go to law school and do biglaw. i dont blame you for your internal contradictions bc i am the same as you peterman but you wont know how much you appreciate free time until you give it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654565) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:12 PM Author: infuriating wrinkle affirmative action no one on xo has have considered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654618) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: Charismatic Public Bath Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655148) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Electric stead karate LJL at wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31656620) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Diverse bearded business firm marketing idea LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31656682) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:23 PM Author: high-end titillating center https://cdn.meme.am/instances/57719752.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657875) |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 1:54 AM Author: Diverse bearded business firm marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31659865) |
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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: lascivious mother meetinghouse Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661050) |
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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:18 AM Author: Fragrant Sexy Tattoo Mexican There was a fear among earlier capitalists that wage work itself was incompatible with being a man. The notion that a man coming into work every day to be told by another man to do a particular task would be so psychologically distressing so as to create social upheaval. Before like 150 years ago most men led relatively self sufficient lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31736561) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 11:46 PM Author: startling motley principal's office sandwich this was deranged penguin? fuck what a waste of my time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31911607) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 11:50 PM Author: Nofapping Coldplay Fan Point Ikr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31911634) |