*cue Super Mario RPG forest maze theme as a line of biglawyers fill their kcups*
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:10 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,,:.,:.,:.::,.
expected jshad
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574554&forum_id=2#40575587) |
Date: July 9th, 2020 8:42 PM Author: donkeykong
Bowser: Kirkland equity partner
Geno: V10 midlevel associate that won't get breakfast
Mallow: Useless V60 junior associate that will get laid off
Peach: Regional midlaw associate that will leave for a public interest position after collecting maternal leave
Mario: Chill V5 associate that laterals into a hedge fund but for a compliance role
Booster: Professional lateral service partner slowly descending down the V100
Smithy: The client (Midwest industrial CEO)
Yoshi: Mofo Tokyo associate
Punchinello: Aspie patent boutique associate
Valentina: Shrew V40 equity partner with a dildo name Dodo
Croco: Westlaw rep
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574554&forum_id=2#40576965) |
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