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'House of Evan' premiers on Netflix this fall

*dramatic music* *opening sequence of supermarket parking...
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young?
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*pushes you in front of monorail*
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opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to superm...
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*camera follows Evan into employee restroom* "Everyd...
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*wheels cart to bakery area* I noticed Chad and his lovel...
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*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Eve...
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camera focuses on security control room "this is wha...
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This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.
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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: sinister fanboi address

*dramatic music*

*opening sequence of supermarket parking lot*

*young man wearing an ill-fitting uniform looks menacingly into the camera*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453710)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Khaki state antidepressant drug

young?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453836)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: sinister fanboi address

*pushes you in front of monorail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453847)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Greedy Contagious Theatre

opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to supermarket parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453741)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: sinister fanboi address

This company has taken more from me than you will ever know. So now it's my turn. My turn to get even.

*takes a dime from the register*

It'll be our little secret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453764)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Greedy Contagious Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453839)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Marvelous Institution Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453862)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Wine nofapping nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453931)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Turquoise Set Cuckold



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Snowy marketing idea



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: cerise black woman potus



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Date: January 21st, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: useless glittery theater stage



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: sinister fanboi address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33455225)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Titillating personal credit line

*camera follows Evan into employee restroom*

"Everyday I see this fucking sign."

*EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK*

"And everyday I do this."

*Flips the bird to the sign*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33455923)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: cocky boiling water home



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Khaki state antidepressant drug



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Wine nofapping nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456046)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Comical Indian Lodge Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456127)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: bistre cerebral shrine



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: white at-the-ready dragon idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456329)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: sinister fanboi address

*wheels cart to bakery area*

I noticed Chad and his lovely fiancee are shopping at our bakery this afternoon. And I just happened to be working in that department.

*places fresh chocolate cake on counter for Chad's fiancee*

Here you are, sweetheart, compliments of the store. And once again, congratulations!

*looks at camera*

Let's just say revenge is a dish best served cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456222)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Greedy Contagious Theatre

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456339)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Judgmental house-broken field

*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Evergreen State College "students" plays on his computer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456309)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Snowy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456332)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Cracking kitchen gay wizard

*evan sitting on a small box in the storeroom typing a message on his phone, then looks up at the camera*

"No matter how many times I keep telling them, these poasters just won't believe this really is my life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456385)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: sinister fanboi address



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Grizzly base gaping

camera focuses on security control room

"this is what i call the box.you can see everything from...hey take a look at camera six...two things i learned in my 26 years on the job, first, black guys don't ever get shopping carts and two, holy shit it's june, why's he wearing a starter jacket..."

handheld cam shakes as evan runs from the box onto the grocery floor.

*like ricky henderson old evan slides into the black male, barely ripping his dickies, both collide against the frozen pizza glass. the black guys jacket is off, a catheter and colostomy bag are exposed."

"LOL sometimes what looks like shoplifting is just another federal lawsuit against the store."

phillip phillips "home" plays as the show goes to commercial.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456492)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Greedy Contagious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456499)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: white at-the-ready dragon idea he suggested

This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456505)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Khaki state antidepressant drug



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: sinister fanboi address



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 3:49 AM
Author: sinister fanboi address



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: sinister fanboi address



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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: sinister fanboi address



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