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'House of Evan' premiers on Netflix this fall

*dramatic music* *opening sequence of supermarket parking...
chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
young?
Very tactful curious hell
  06/02/17
*pushes you in front of monorail*
chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to superm...
contagious umber trump supporter
  06/02/17
This company has taken more from me than you will ever know....
chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
180
contagious umber trump supporter
  06/02/17
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Tantric whorehouse
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180 address digit ratio
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rose prole
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chrome haunting stead feces
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coiffed sable pit
  12/29/17
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chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
*camera follows Evan into employee restroom* "Everyd...
glittery university electric furnace
  06/02/17
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autistic buff abode
  06/02/17
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Very tactful curious hell
  06/02/17
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180 address digit ratio
  06/02/17
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pale lay
  06/02/17
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dashing slap-happy area fortuitous meteor
  06/02/17
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abnormal marvelous box office ladyboy
  06/02/17
*wheels cart to bakery area* I noticed Chad and his lovel...
chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
underrated
contagious umber trump supporter
  06/02/17
*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Eve...
deranged garrison dog poop
  06/02/17
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chrome haunting stead feces
  06/02/17
*evan sitting on a small box in the storeroom typing a messa...
Godawful roast beef
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chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
camera focuses on security control room "this is wha...
Razzle Doobsian Spot
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contagious umber trump supporter
  06/02/17
This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.
abnormal marvelous box office ladyboy
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chestnut philosopher-king
  06/02/17
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vibrant church
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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king

*dramatic music*

*opening sequence of supermarket parking lot*

*young man wearing an ill-fitting uniform looks menacingly into the camera*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453710)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Very tactful curious hell

young?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453836)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king

*pushes you in front of monorail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453847)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: contagious umber trump supporter

opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to supermarket parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453741)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king

This company has taken more from me than you will ever know. So now it's my turn. My turn to get even.

*takes a dime from the register*

It'll be our little secret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453764)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: contagious umber trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453839)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Tantric whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453862)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: 180 address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453931)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: rose prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456146)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: chrome haunting stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456335)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: coiffed sable pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#35034705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33455225)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: glittery university electric furnace

*camera follows Evan into employee restroom*

"Everyday I see this fucking sign."

*EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK*

"And everyday I do this."

*Flips the bird to the sign*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33455923)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: autistic buff abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456005)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Very tactful curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456035)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: 180 address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456046)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: pale lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456127)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy area fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456151)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: abnormal marvelous box office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456329)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king

*wheels cart to bakery area*

I noticed Chad and his lovely fiancee are shopping at our bakery this afternoon. And I just happened to be working in that department.

*places fresh chocolate cake on counter for Chad's fiancee*

Here you are, sweetheart, compliments of the store. And once again, congratulations!

*looks at camera*

Let's just say revenge is a dish best served cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456222)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: contagious umber trump supporter

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456339)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: deranged garrison dog poop

*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Evergreen State College "students" plays on his computer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456309)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: chrome haunting stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456332)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Godawful roast beef

*evan sitting on a small box in the storeroom typing a message on his phone, then looks up at the camera*

"No matter how many times I keep telling them, these poasters just won't believe this really is my life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456385)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456395)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Razzle Doobsian Spot

camera focuses on security control room

"this is what i call the box.you can see everything from...hey take a look at camera six...two things i learned in my 26 years on the job, first, black guys don't ever get shopping carts and two, holy shit it's june, why's he wearing a starter jacket..."

handheld cam shakes as evan runs from the box onto the grocery floor.

*like ricky henderson old evan slides into the black male, barely ripping his dickies, both collide against the frozen pizza glass. the black guys jacket is off, a catheter and colostomy bag are exposed."

"LOL sometimes what looks like shoplifting is just another federal lawsuit against the store."

phillip phillips "home" plays as the show goes to commercial.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456492)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: contagious umber trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456499)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: abnormal marvelous box office ladyboy

This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456505)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33457468)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#35010534)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 3:49 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#41666116)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#43285300)