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We're harassing a competitor with a legit, but nuisancy lawsuit. Traveled to their city to join outside counsel on depos.

MONDAY PART 1: Arrived into the city. Booted up tinder. Started getting matches quickly. Matched with a super cute Brazilian chick. Grab drinks with her, got her back to my room (due to language issue, she thought she was gonig to a new bar -- oops). Failed in fucking her. I poasted about this. She did not know that "hook up" meant sex.

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MONDAY PART 2: Had a smoke outside. Went back to hotel room. Whipped out tinder. A different chick I'd earlier messaged gas messaged me back making it clear she was DTF. My profile explicitly says I'm looking to "hook up." I tell to come right to my hotel. She says she needs to shower. She texts when she's getting in the uber asking if I have booze -- turns out she meant to bring a roadie with her to drink in th euber, but forgot. Like a proper sleazebag I had half a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. She arrives and we talk for 30 mins t o start. She's a total conservahero and we shit-talk on shitlibs.

Then we start hooking up. after making out and some mild fingering and handy-action, I ask if she wants me to fuck her. I shit you not, she straight up says she wants me to fuck in her ass and cum in it.

I do my best to lube up with just spit and start fucking her in the ass with her on her back. No shit at first. But, after switching to doggy, I started noticing that there was some shit on my dick and on the outside of her ass. But it seemed like only some staining, not lots of shit. I keep ass fucking her and after a while ask if she wants me to fuck her pussy. Cock went RIGHT in there. Not that it was particularly looks, just like a pussy when you've already been fucking it for a while -- except in this case I'd only been fucking her ass. Then she wants me to cum, and she tells me to fill up her asshole. SO I start fucing her ass again. This time there's clearly more shit on my dick. I Cum in her asshole. She runs to the bathroom and comments that we left a few tiny shit stains on the comforter.

After she runs to the bathroom, I want to hide the fact that there's shit on my dick, so I lift up a corner of the sheets and wipe my dick. A LOT of shit transfers to the sheets. I flap it back down so you can't see it.

Then I head to the bathroom and she has a bath running and is in there. Apparently that's her strategy for cleaning off after anal. I join her and we talk for maybe 25 more mins. Then we get out dry off. I was planning on kicking her out, but after another 10 mins in bed just chilling, I started getting horny again. So, we start hooking up again. This time I make sure she sucks my dick with me standing on the bed and her standing on the ground. I go down on her. Started off by fucking her in the pussy, which I vastly prefer. Eventually she said she wanted me to cum. She said she wanted me to "fill her asshole up."

So, I start ass-fucking her again. This time I rim her a little bit before going in. This time I could tell there was a hard chunk of shit in her ass hole. I tried to ignore it, but it was def a turnoff, especially for a round 2 when I'm boozed up. I can't cum and then just pretend to.

After I pull out, she goes back to the bathroom and we take another bath together and talk for another 20 mins. When we get out, she hints that she thinks she's spending the night, but I politely make it clear that it's not going down like that.

She leaves.

I need to be careful where I slept in the bed, because there were shit stains all over it including the BIG ONE on one side where I wiped my dick off.

The next morning before I left for the depo, I made sure to tell the front desk that I had stains on my bedding and I needed them replaced. I left a $20 tip for the maids.

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TUESDAY: Depos all day. Afterwords I grab drinks with a networking contact in that city. Finish up with those around 9pm and go back to my hotel and whip out Tinder again. I was going for getting a good-enough chick who was willing to come right to my hotel rather than quality since I didnt want to be up too late. A cute, short 6.5 Latina, who was a subjective 7 for me, was down. She's at my door only like 25 minutes later. We talk for about 30 minutes -- actually having some good convos -- before we start hooking up. I won't go into much detail here because it was not as interesting. It was actually better sex than the night before. She was a great fuck, but it was just your normal good sex. We finish up round 2 around midnight and I hint that she should get going. She takes the hint easily, and gets out.

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Wednesday: One final quick depo in the morning. I finish up with about 2 hours to spare before I need to leave for the airport. I google rub and tug places on the way to the airport. Uber to one. Was pleasantly surprised with the chick I got. she was probably early 30s, but had some good surgery to make her look younger. great fake tits. Total was $100 for a 30 minute massage with a happy ending. I nut and call an uber to the airport. She would not let me leave until the uber was exactly 1 minute away. I suspect that they don't want your loitering outside after your massage so you don't get robbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541392)

Wow!

MY depo travels are lame as fuck bro, lame as fuck.

1) how was the depo

2) how did you have enough for a rub and tug after two nights of that? Werent the two other hook ups enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541522)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541565)

I pay slave outside counsel to do all that shit.

I just hang back and make sure things are on track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542083)

u must be really hot and tall for women to just show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542137)

1) Use fake photos of someone that looks a lot like you. They should have on sunglasses or otherwise it should be hard to make out your face. This will only work if you're good looking and in good shape because the only way you will get matches with vague photos is if the photos you use are of a good looking guy in good shape, and you will fail hard at getting laid if you are not better looking than they are expecting.

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more to follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542307)

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more to follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542364)

9) Fly in a day early or fly out a day late when you travel for work. To avoid not being suspicious -- works best when you fly out on a Sunday when you only really need to be there on Monday afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543550)

Azithromycin takes like SHIT when crushed. There is no food or flavoring that will overpower how metalic and sour the shit will taste.

She won't finish the meal because of how fucking horrible it will taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#46389977)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#46391244)

what specifically do you say to get them to leave without a fight/other drama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36830128)

That said, I'm very sensitive to the fact that women are very sensitive to signed of being sent off or abandoned after sex, do I hint for them to leave only after being very affectionate and complimenting them a great deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36832560)