The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Real Talk: Dinosaurs were invented by some child somewhere
Poast new message in this thread
Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.
Another one has horns and a beak.
Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.
Another one is the flying one who has hands too.
It’s like animal mad libs |
Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM Author: comical mint organic girlfriend Great moniker poasts synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#37765735) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus
Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur
How about one with FOUR wings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor
How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs
Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama
How about one with spikes on its neck only: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus
This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus
|
 |
Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM Author: Dark Half-breed Masturbator Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940866) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM Author: motley unhinged twinkling uncleanness Libs, your response? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922987) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM Author: carnelian queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923240) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM Author: nofapping bawdyhouse double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923903) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM Author: vibrant bearded hell internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923000) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM Author: Talking white antidepressant drug factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923074) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED
Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.
He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.
'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'
|
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone smoky nursing home No child invented Quetzalcoatlus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923087) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM Author: haunting mad cow disease forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923097) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM Author: Orange Bat Shit Crazy Liquid Oxygen https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923234) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM Author: Wonderful transparent hominid gaping great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923415) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM Author: Flickering scourge upon the earth sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923878) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus
|
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM Author: Heady knife death wish THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923623) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM Author: Histrionic trailer park toilet seat toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923666) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM Author: Ultramarine slap-happy set pervert 180 work ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923686) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse 4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM Author: Ultramarine slap-happy set pervert lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923798) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus
|
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM Author: Wonderful transparent hominid gaping lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923820) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM Author: Ultramarine slap-happy set pervert at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923827) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM Author: nofapping bawdyhouse double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923904) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM Author: sable legal warrant box office Where is Estrada when we really need him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923954) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM Author: hyperactive cream brethren Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923958) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928268) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM Author: Talented azn Estrada! I missed you man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928290) |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.
Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1 |
|
Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM Author: Dark Half-breed Masturbator LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940920) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940743) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM Author: Idiotic Beady-eyed Community Account Not Quite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E |
|
Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house volcanic crater Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39942450) |
|
Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator
|
|
Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus |
|
Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM Author: big garrison headpube I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it
Agree the feather shit is a bit flame |
|
Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:
https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859
There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there? |
|
Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus
This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird. |
|
Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM Author: Cerebral dilemma prole I like this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115419) |
|
Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM Author: Provocative bonkers kitchen idiot I really like it here in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115582) |
|
Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM Author: ,,.,.,,,,,.,...,.........,,,,,,,,,.,...,::::.,,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584906) |
|
Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM Author: Pumonymous cr, they're basically pokemon lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584936) |