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ITT: poast the funniest racist “jokes” you know
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:26 PM Author: jeff gannon Q: What did Abe Lincoln say when he woke up with the worst hangover of his life?
A: “I freed WHO??!?”
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM Author: jeff gannon Q: What has 6 legs and goes “hodedohodedohodedo”?
A: 3 blacks running for an elevator. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM Author: ''''' I like my coffee like my women
Ground up and in the freezer |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:10 AM Author: ..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,, I like my coffee like my women:
flat white |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:30 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. a polack walks into a bar with a big clump of SHIT in his hands. he looks at the bartender and says "hey, look what I almost stepped in!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552079) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM Author: jeff gannon Loling IRL, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552082) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:28 PM Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552616) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM Author: Richard ''Richie'' Aprile Sr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552636) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:50 PM Author: '"''"'" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555460) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552088) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM Author: ''''' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552089) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM Author: boomerboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552255) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:07 PM Author: J-J-J-JULIA! rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552257) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:21 PM Author: Captain Edward Smith (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552318) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:11 PM Author: Drake Mallard Has Sex With Men For Money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552845) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: ...,,,.,,,,,,,...,.,.,,.....,,.,.,,.. LMAO why is this so funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553122) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM Author: Captain Edward Smith The visual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555178) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:18 AM Author: .,,,.,.,..,.,:,..::,,...,:,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,. this is a good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554449) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (🦈) loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40556221) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM Author: DrakeMallard (Just ducking around) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557201) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:54 AM Author: setstein Why is this joke funny in the US? Genuine question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560421) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:36 PM Author: north atlantid (luis) a guy walks into a bar and yells “hey anyone want to hear a good polish joke?” the bartender grunts and says “hey this is a polish bar” and the guy replies “oh in that case i will tell it VERY slowly” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552112) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:39 PM Author: White Powerball How many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five - one to hold the bulb, four to turn the ladder he’s standing on until it’s tight. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:41 PM Author: animeboi Q: how many niggers does it take to tar a roof? A: depends how thin your slice them. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:43 PM Author: White Powerball Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a 3 piece suit?
A: “Will the defendant please rise?” |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:22 PM Author: Captain Edward Smith Are you from NY/NJ?
I heard this exact joke about Puerto Ricans growing up, but never since. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:22 PM Author: White Powerball Yep - though I always assumed it was just told with “Mexican” subbed in throughout the rest of the country, didn’t realize the whole joke was a local specialty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552585) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM Author: Captain Edward Smith You are probably right they sub in Mexicans. The PR thing was a dead giveaway to where you grew up though. DEAD GIVEAWAY!
Just out of curiousity, NY or NJ? |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:51 PM Author: Slime Wall Climber There was once this pretty, yellow skinned colored girl with good hair, and she had two bucks who wanted to date her.
The first buck was handsome, tall, and lean with perfect white teeth. The other one was short and stumpy with buckshot hair. He was black as night - so black he was blue.
The young colored girl was considerate and a lady, and not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings, she told the two bucks that she would go out with the one who could win a race of one lap around the track (thinking of course the tall and athletic buck would win).
The two bucks lined up at the track and she said GO! Sure enough the handsome and lean buck opened up a lead before the first curve. Suddenly, in his effort and struggle to keep up, the stumpy black boy's cock slipped from his gym shorts, and it slapped the side of his thigh like a loose hose down near his knee.
Across the track you could hear the colored girl start screaming "Cut across Shorty! Cut across!"
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:56 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:01 PM Author: White Powerball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552231) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:19 AM Author: .,,,.,.,..,.,:,..::,,...,:,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554450) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:04 PM Author: .,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,.., Q: Why don’t polish chicks use vibrators?
A: They tried, but it wasn’t worth all the chipped teeth. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: fraudcast noose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552607) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM Author: boomerboat Q: What do you call a Paki on a bicycle?
A: Dirt bike. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:20 PM Author: prince Q:whats better than 1000 dead jews?
A: 1 MILLIOn dead jews! |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:23 PM Author: Captain Edward Smith Q: How do you get a Polack out of a tree? A: Wave. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace I thought I might have some Native American ancestry, but after my 23andMe report, it turns out I'm just a drunk who sleeps in a tent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552425) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:20 AM Author: Allahu Cock-Bar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553926) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:16 AM Author: GnosticBatFraudWang 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554447) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:41 PM Author: Captain Edward Smith Q: How did the Polack fall out of the tree? A: He was raking. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: fraudcast noose Q: Why did God make niggers stink?
A: So blind people could hate them too. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM Author: fraudcast noose Q: Why do kikes have big noses?
A: Because air’s free. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:56 PM Author: '"' Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill a mick?
A: None |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:57 PM Author: fraudcast noose 969584858448 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552758) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: prince 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552826) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:51 AM Author: Pumonymous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555149) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:53 AM Author: ..,.,....,.......,,..,.,.,..,.,.,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555159) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (🦈) oof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40556223) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:57 PM Author: DrakeMallard (Just ducking around) oh shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40556225) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:08 PM Author: No Country for Young Men The Holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552832) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:00 AM Author: setstein A joke on so many levels even if partly true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560455) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:52 PM Author: flamboyant gamine how do you say fuck you in yiddish? "trust me" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553110) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:25 AM Author: moolie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553933) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:02 PM Author: north atlantid (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555196) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:01 AM Author: setstein excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560460) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:53 PM Author: a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? they only took four cars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553119) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: computer faggot lmaolmaolmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553125) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:17 AM Author: GnosticBatFraudWang they only had four pickup trucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:23 AM Author: moolie Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nigger in the middle of the road?
A: The dog has skid marks in front of it. |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:07 AM Author: "'""''"''"'""' Look, I love jokes... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554433) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:21 AM Author: GnosticBatFraudWang Two fags discover a magic lamp on the beach. They take it home to decide what they should wish for. That night, the door to their home bursts open, and it's the KKK!
The Klansmen haul them out and start to string them up from the nearest tree. One of the fags is sobbing uncontrollably and the other shouts at him "What did you wish for?"
The sobbing faggot screams, as the noose is put around his neck: "I'm so sorry! I just wished we were hung like niggers!" |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:43 AM Author: Allahu Cock-Bar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555119) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:50 AM Author: Pumonymous does the genie not understand the difference between hung and hanged? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555145) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:52 AM Author: Judas Jones genie is in shitlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555154) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 6:06 AM Author: GnosticBatFraudWang yeah, he went to a TTT, has no contextual ability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40559805) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:54 AM Author: ..,.,....,.......,,..,.,.,..,.,.,... The genie is Christina Aguilera (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555161) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM Author: Captain Edward Smith LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555175) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM Author: Upset Jew Q: What has two arms, two legs and goes "Ho de do! Ho de do!"?
A: A black guy running for the elevator.
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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: nude kike Second poast ITT idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555432) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:46 PM Author: Upset Jew fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:48 PM Author: Upset Jew A gay couple adopts a baby. The baby is sleeping soundly as their friend visits.
"Wow! What's your secret?" she asks. "My baby is always crying!"
"Oh, ours too" says the gay dude. "Wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass." |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:33 PM Author: mr. coinblatt What’s the worst part of being a black jew?
Having to sit at the back of the oven. |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:36 PM Author: mr. coinblatt Why should you never invite Hitler to your barbecue?
Because he burns all the Franks. |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM Author: mr. coinblatt Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?
Because every time they heard someone yell “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing. |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:58 AM Author: fraudcast noose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560120) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:09 AM Author: Bogbeaner McDingus (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560175) |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 PM Author: flamboyant gamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40561493) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: pocock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40572766) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:41 PM Author: mr. coinblatt Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
Because all the ones who are great at running, jumping and swimming are in America. |
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Date: July 7th, 2020 7:41 AM Author: .....,,,,...,......,,,,...,.,.,, Q: What did the black teenager get on the SAT?
A: Barbecue sauce! |