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Why does ARE Reptile have such a low IQ?
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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:49 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. (😎) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568713) |
Date: July 8th, 2020 2:50 PM Author: Upset Jew He is, by a country mile, the worst poaster here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568717) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:53 PM Author: spritezero (close 2nd) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568742) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:54 PM Author: Asian man failing the Turing Test idk if it's that close. ARE reptile seems incapable of even talking like a human being, Upset Jew just makes bad jokes. but yeah definitely second. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568756) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:04 PM Author: spritezero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568848) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: ;;;.;..;;;.. (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568864) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Upset Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568869) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: ..,.,....,.......,,..,.,.,..,.,.,... (nyuug) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568871) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:11 PM Author: spritezero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568901) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:07 PM Author: ''''' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569262) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:38 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (🦈) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570547) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: female visage fat suit he's either extraordinarily retarded or a great flame artist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568886) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Oh, you travel? it's doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:13 PM Author: ARE Reptile I work 16 hours a day. I post in short violent burst of utter flame. You are expecting quality where I can not afford the time to dedicate to quality so you get quantity instead. Very Russian approach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568923) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:14 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. (😎) you've never been to russia and you've never shot a gun. plus you're short and bald. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568931) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM Author: ARE Reptile Sure thing, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568947) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM Author: spritezero plus he's a back office prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568950) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM Author: ARE Reptile I do everything from work on bank resolution planning to oversee trade surveillance escalation calls. Mother fucker -- I just approved a deck on 18 SAR reports in June that's going to the full board. As CCO I am what keeps half these fuckers out of prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568965) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: spritezero this is all woman’s work. it’s make work bullshit rule following. it doesn’t matter how much busy work you’re in charge of, it’s still busy work. this is like bragging about what an important HR officer u are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568996) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM Author: '"''"'" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569148) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: ARE Reptile Like right now Im working on Compliance approval for dissolving an LLC in TTT Delaware. Its a significant entity for bank resolution planning so I have to inform the Fed and do all sort of Compliance stuff. Needless to say this means there will be many canned Red Dawn poasts today as I need to vent about the Fed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568942) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:17 PM Author: spritezero u sure are proud of your menial little role as a back office cog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568955) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM Author: female visage fat suit he owns $60k watches! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568969) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:20 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. (😎) Remember when he leased a Kia for 3 months and then leased a Porsche for 2 weeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568975) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM Author: ARE Reptile Still have the Kia. Bought and sold the Porsche for a profit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568987) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. (😎) you leased a Porsche and made money? ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568995) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: ARE Reptile I bought a Porsche from a dude going through a divorce. I didnt lease a Porsche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569001) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: female visage fat suit maybe this is the financial vehicle he invented while clerking for gorsuch. ONE WEIRD TRICK to lease a car and make a profit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569002) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM Author: ARE Reptile I did in fact invent an insurance product. I never said I clerked for Gorsuch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569010) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: female visage fat suit did you claim to be his law partner after you were an associate at QE? i lose track. gorsuch is somewhere in that bunch of flame horseshit you've posted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569038) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM Author: ARE Reptile The head of bank resolution planning here made $437k last year. I know because he is also the head of our Futures Commission Merchant Compliance program so under CFTC rules his comp package requires annual board approval and as a board member I vote on it's approval. You can only wish you do shit this menial. He's also my natural replacement for when I stroke out dead at my desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568983) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: spritezero this is woman’s work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569000) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: ARE Reptile Yet somehow basically all the MD roles are filled by men.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569003) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM Author: spritezero sorry you’re a risk averse low iq faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569011) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:33 PM Author: Non sequitur i thought u made more than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570515) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM Author: geno (fonzie) he’s persistent. he posts nonsense that nobody responds to and commits to his schtick. that’s the sort of autism I support and appreciate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569015) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: spritezero what fat dumb office admins are to doctors, compliance “execs” are to bankers and traders. they’re not even at nurse level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569053) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Upset Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569057) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: ARE Reptile Guy posting this in the same week that DB paid the NYS DFS $150 million over Epstein all because their bankers thought exactly like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569068) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: spritezero do u think HR officers are alpha heroes when u see companies get sued for discrimination or harassment? every real man in your organization (paid more than u by the way, bc they generate revenue) thinks you’re spineless subhuman scum, and wonders how a “man” is willing to do that job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569086) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:38 PM Author: ARE Reptile HR doesnt have anything to do with any of that. HR is a purely admin function. Compliance is a line function. It can be both 1st and 2nd line depending on area. Revenue generation in banking is like selling knives. They get respect only because of the dollar amounts involved but its still filthy stinking sales. Anyway, regulatory compliance work outside of surveillance and KYC is entirely attorney work. No one without a JD is talking to the Fed about bank resolution planning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569096) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM Author: spritezero you have such a low iq. it’s really remarkable. i’m glad you enjoy being immersed in shit, but say it tastes like ice cream because it’s associated with “fancy” credentials and institutions like “jd” and “the fed”. like the average woman, u lack in capacity to analyze things on a substantive level, but instead are blinded by glittering superficialities that make your fat, hairy, low paid twat tingle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569147) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:00 PM Author: ARE Reptile Cool, bro. Just remember to discuss 1st, 2nd and 3rd line controls when doing your compliance interview. We like compliance folks who can talk in audit terms -- helps with the interacting with internal audit which is a solid % of any compliance job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569223) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:01 PM Author: spritezero i’m front office. i would never have to stoop that low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569229) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:03 PM Author: ARE Reptile Cool story, bro. Enjoy selling notes to WM clients who think you are basically the My Pillow guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569237) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Upset Jew He claimed to own a condo in Brighton Beach and once showed a pic of some decrepit looking studio (which he likely rents)
He then claimed to have moved to Jacksonville where he kept a "vacation apartment"
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: ARE Reptile LJL. No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569072) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: fraudcast noose Inbreeding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569065) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:47 PM Author: Username13729278 we're all jealous of his high paying fast paced broker dealer compliance gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569158) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM Author: '"''"'" spritezero getting needlessly mad itt. hilarious and brutally accurate but remind me not to piss that guy off lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569187) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM Author: Username13729278 lawyers seem to have some kind of hatred for compliance dweebs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569189) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:59 PM Author: ARE Reptile They want my job but cant have it. Sucks for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569213) |
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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:58 PM Author: spritezero lol yeah. i have to deal w compliance “people” occasionally and they really suck
i threw a cup coffee in ones direction once |