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HYPO: $5 million to travel from LA to DC but law enforcement can shoot on sight

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus ...
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
does TSINAH get more money because he's morbidly obese and t...
Aqua legal warrant
  09/08/21
All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?
Pungent Rose Pozpig
  04/07/21
yes
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking dependin...
Fluffy dilemma
  04/07/21
All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits...
Pungent Rose Pozpig
  04/07/21
Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some gu...
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  04/07/21
...
onyx office patrolman
  04/07/21
*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t l...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/07/21
Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the stat...
Wine Market Blood Rage
  04/07/21
also this
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general avia...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera t...
bronze pit foreskin
  04/07/21
By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominatin...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
what sort of small airport are you going to that holds plane...
bronze pit foreskin
  04/07/21
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airpor...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track ...
bronze pit foreskin
  04/07/21
private flights go out of FBOs
greedy heaven haunted graveyard
  04/08/21
well I guess the science is settled then!
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  04/08/21
(guy who's never been to a class d airport)
Chest-beating adventurous principal's office
  04/07/21
that's what makes this a no go if it were something like y...
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  04/07/21
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  04/08/21
your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting auth...
Blue library
  04/07/21
Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general ...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolute...
Wine Market Blood Rage
  04/07/21
you hv the budget but no prep time
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am...
Wine Market Blood Rage
  04/07/21
law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go ...
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you...
beady-eyed erotic regret
  04/07/21
hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right n...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
yes no prep time
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the pa...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80...
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  04/07/21
you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not as...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
that's what the tip is for
Bisexual gay boiling water jew
  04/07/21
that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorvi...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
...
Fluffy dilemma
  04/09/21
you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on x...
French Tan Garrison Masturbator
  04/07/21
Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recogn...
French Tan Garrison Masturbator
  04/07/21
Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude....
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
...
Galvanic brilliant wagecucks sneaky criminal
  04/07/21
wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag...
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fag...
French Tan Garrison Masturbator
  04/07/21
fair pt
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
no they have gait rec next q
180 doobsian field yarmulke
  04/08/21
Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my ho...
chrome well-lubricated address reading party
  04/07/21
there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likel...
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.
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  04/07/21
You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehen...
Irradiated Chapel Tattoo
  04/07/21
this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refue...
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  04/07/21
Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be r...
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  04/07/21
people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 ca...
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  04/08/21
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  04/07/21
doobs?
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
no!
Lascivious shaky brunch depressive
  04/07/21
u are kth right how are classes
Lascivious shaky brunch depressive
  04/07/21
Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some loc...
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  04/07/21
the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have...
curious business firm goyim
  04/07/21
Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to ...
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  04/10/21
where do iget 5B
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  04/07/21
Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with wate...
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  04/07/21
TCR this is retarded
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  04/07/21
pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn'...
vivacious idiot
  04/07/21
...
Garnet dysfunction
  04/07/21
with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'
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  04/08/21
Lol jfc
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  04/08/21
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  09/08/21
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ivory prole
  09/08/21
Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak t...
Lake School Ceo
  04/07/21
DEA is all over Amtrak and Greyhound
Wine Market Blood Rage
  09/08/21
breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy
Floppy Misunderstood Hell
  04/07/21
I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama ...
White boyish set
  04/07/21
What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal...
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/07/21
The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and ...
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  04/07/21
I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You ar...
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  04/07/21
yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on ...
excitant mood windowlicker
  04/08/21
smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat take ...
180 doobsian field yarmulke
  04/08/21
Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in...
Ruby Feces Coldplay Fan
  04/10/21
LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head throu...
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  04/07/21
bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea
hyperventilating coral tanning salon
  04/07/21
this is the glaringly obvious answer
Puce comical theater
  04/08/21
Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the...
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/08/21
I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit ...
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  04/10/21
Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to...
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/07/21
...
White boyish set
  04/07/21
they x-ray those things
Elite wrinkle
  11/28/21
no
Transparent irate tank dog poop
  04/07/21
Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well...
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  04/07/21
Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'...
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  04/08/21
how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identi...
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  04/08/21
Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.
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  04/08/21
Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA t...
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  04/08/21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore
fishy abode
  04/08/21
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fishy abode
  04/08/21
This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid ...
Lake School Ceo
  04/09/21
It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though....
fishy abode
  04/10/21
yes, i would just grow a beard
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  04/08/21
get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ...
slap-happy university mexican
  04/08/21
dca is in virginia, ur fucked
Blue library
  04/08/21
thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way i...
slap-happy university mexican
  04/09/21
Does entering DC airspace count?
Fluffy dilemma
  04/10/21
...
disgusting flatulent national security agency internal respiration
  04/08/21
...
curious business firm goyim
  04/08/21
I know. Edited it out.
disgusting flatulent national security agency internal respiration
  04/08/21
Son of a bitch.
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/08/21
it was a genius idea man
curious business firm goyim
  04/08/21
Pls?
Mauve candlestick maker
  04/08/21
I would 100% take this offer and it would be one of the easi...
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  09/08/21
this is actually pretty easy assuming this isn't some weird ...
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  09/08/21
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Henna base
  11/28/21
Only federal law enforcement is looking for me?
Fluffy dilemma
  11/28/21
Just do greyhound/amtrak. They don't really check your ID. ...
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  11/28/21
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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus at their disposal to locate and kill you. You have $100k and 30 days to make it across the country. $1 million reward for your whereabouts. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238837)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: Aqua legal warrant

does TSINAH get more money because he's morbidly obese and thus an easier target????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079734)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Pungent Rose Pozpig

All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238841)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238844)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Fluffy dilemma

Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking depending on my starting circumstances and whether I have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238850)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Pungent Rose Pozpig

All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238862)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some guy $80k to fly me to DC. Bam, where’s my money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238856)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: onyx office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238861)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238870)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t list me on his flight plan if he even prepared one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238883)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240072)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Wine Market Blood Rage

Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the state security apparatus was using every resource at its disposal to find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238872)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

also this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238875)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: vivacious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238876)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general aviation at my local airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238889)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: bronze pit foreskin

US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera that catches you at an airport leaving, they’ll find you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238915)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:04 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominating the DC rooftop bar scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238933)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: bronze pit foreskin

what sort of small airport are you going to that holds planes which can travel coast to coast without refueling AND doesn’t have extensive private security in the hangars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238945)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:14 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airport/@33.9505435,-117.4485479,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x2961312945147127!8m2!3d33.9505435!4d-117.4459301

Doesn't have to be all in one jump. Once you're out of Socal you can bounce around wherever you want while dipshit LE is watching the "highways" and commercial air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239001)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: bronze pit foreskin

Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track rich fugitives and narcos who use them all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239041)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: greedy heaven haunted graveyard

private flights go out of FBOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242853)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: passionate metal indian lodge newt

well I guess the science is settled then!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42241370)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating adventurous principal's office

(guy who's never been to a class d airport)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240223)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: Transparent irate tank dog poop

that's what makes this a no go

if it were something like you're on the top 10 most wanted list maybe but all LEO and intel going all out to find you, no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240426)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating topaz french chef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240672)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Blue library

your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting authorities to your impending arrival at reagan airport in virginia, where you are shot on arrival. oof, so close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238879)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general aviation means. Come ITT and style on then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238894)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Wine Market Blood Rage

Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolutely I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238858)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

you hv the budget but no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238867)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Wine Market Blood Rage

Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am I like a Ted Bundy type with no chance of being unrecognized?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238878)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go a few days without being caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238899)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed erotic regret

if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you probably have a chance. otherwise - LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238868)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right now* and cops will immediately put out a bulletin for you

if you have even a day or two to plan, easily done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238869)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

yes no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238877)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238882)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Bisexual gay boiling water jew

I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80k to leave his phone at home and drive you cross country, observing all speeding laws. Promise to tip him $10k at the end as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238880)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not ask any questions about how exactly you have $100k in cash on your person and are offering him $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238905)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: Bisexual gay boiling water jew

that's what the tip is for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238907)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorville and guts you like a fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238921)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238939)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Fluffy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246897)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:09 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when you get to DC.

less suspicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238955)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: French Tan Garrison Masturbator

You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238913)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: French Tan Garrison Masturbator

Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recognition enough to get away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238892)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238902)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: Galvanic brilliant wagecucks sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239991)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag that you're trying to hide face in the dragnet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238908)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: French Tan Garrison Masturbator

We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fags with masks on in their cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238926)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

fair pt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238941)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:59 PM
Author: 180 doobsian field yarmulke

no they have gait rec

next q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246051)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address reading party

Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my house and drive me to DC for $6,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238923)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likelihood lead u to ur death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238928)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dun corner

Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238936)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Chapel Tattoo

You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehended at your home and make up a plan on the fly.

I think the only cr is to take hostages and make clear you’ll let them live if you are allowed to travel, unhindered, to DC. Hell, you’d end up with a police escort. This would likely require a gun but maybe you LA soyboys could pull it off with a big kitchen knife, faggots.

I would grab my gun and carjack a family in a minivan and have them start heading East. Immediately call 911 and have them get me in touch with FBI bureau chief. I tell him Some sob story about needing to visit the grave of some relative in DC so it’s plausible I’d actually give up afterward. I promise not to hurt anyone. I then basically drape myself in the kids in the backseat as human shields while pointing the gun at the driver from the back seat.

They might be suspicious I plan to do something to the President or some shit so I agree to meet them in some corner of DC as far away from government buildings as possible. I demand a police escort hanging back at least a mile and threaten that if I hear any choppers or see anything that could hold a sniper I light up the whole fucking family. I offer to provide proof of life and safety every six hours until I arrive at my destination.

By Day 3 Kristy Swanson will be fucking me while I drive down Route 66.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238968)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:15 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239011)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:18 PM
Author: Nighttime incel spot

You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refuel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239030)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:21 PM
Author: cobalt naked volcanic crater

Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239047)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: 180 doobsian field yarmulke

people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 cars in these hypo threads. unless someone sees you steal it and knows you're FBI's #1 that car is going to be on someone's desk for a month before the cops even put the license plate into the state BOLO list and it will never be found outside of state lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246075)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Lascivious shaky brunch depressive

is this what you think about in postbac stem school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239039)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239325)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious shaky brunch depressive

no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239452)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Lascivious shaky brunch depressive

u are kth right

how are classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239537)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:24 PM
Author: Talented national fat ankles

Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some location in LA or that I was already living there? I have some close friends and family that would never turn me in and who would help me hide from the law. I would lay low at someone's house for a while (or ask someone to rent me a room in some dive motel) to grow a beard and get some hair dye. I would ask one of them to buy me a decent used car and possibly see if they would ride with me to get out of the car for gas, etc. That seems like a fairly low risk approach. If I am randomly dropped onto the street in LA with no chance to alter my appearance, that seems like it would be nearly impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239281)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have a slight advantage of knowing people on the ground and the best escape routes, but it wouldn't be much of an advantage and it goes away entirely as you leave the city limits. law enforcement would be following all your friends and family so unless they were trained how to ditch a tail, they'd probably unintentionally lead law enforcement to your location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239312)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:01 AM
Author: Talented national fat ankles

Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to my friend's house in LA. He puts me in his trunk and we start driving. Would the fact that the friend is a known associate of a wanted fugitive be enough to get a warrant to force him to pop the trunk? Say my friend simply starts driving to DC with me in the trunk while obeying all traffic laws. What would it take to get probable cause to pull him over, much less force him to open the trunk? Assuming that the FBI suspects that my friend is transporting me to DC, most likely they have me tailed, so actually opening the trunk is out of the question. But if I stay in the trunk and the friend occasionally lowers the back seat enough to toss me food/water/bottles to piss in, is there anything law enforcement can do about it?

This assumes that I can make it to my friend's house in the first place. I would be more likely to accept the hypo if it were New York and I could just blend into the masses on the subway. It's very difficult to get around in LA without a car, and calling a cab or Uber would be incredibly risky. But I think if I could make it to my friend's house in LA, I would like my chances from there.

Edit: Lol! I typed this before I saw the other poaster's comment below. Great minds think alike. And apparently, so do ours. I'm still interested to know if any Con Law mastermen can tell me if there is any scenario where the law gets a warrant to force my friend to pop the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252937)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Dashing gaped native ratface

where do iget 5B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239513)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Diverse Immigrant Point

Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with water bottle and don’t get out for 72 hours

Cops gonna check every trunk leaving LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239536)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: appetizing up-to-no-good turdskin antidepressant drug

TCR this is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239969)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious idiot

pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn't occur to a single poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240140)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240303)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:01 AM
Author: Poppy striped hyena parlour

with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240849)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: brass center

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246033)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone milk location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246045)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous gold ladyboy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246062)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: spruce hairraiser plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079723)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 5:07 AM
Author: ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079973)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Lake School Ceo

Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak ticket. They don’t check ID and cops will all be focused on highways and planes. Fortunately I have 30 days so can enjoy some slow as fuck Amtrak service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239608)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:16 AM
Author: Wine Market Blood Rage

DEA is all over Amtrak and Greyhound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079737)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Floppy Misunderstood Hell

breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239613)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: White boyish set

I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama canal and up to dc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239925)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240201)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: Avocado hairy legs space

The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and not shoot. $5M to be arrested would suck, but if I am guaranteed they’ll headshot me then I’ll see what I can scrape up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239938)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating coral tanning salon

I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You are in LA with $100k and need to get to the east coast. You leave the country, via mexico or canada. Travel to the east coast of Canada or Caribbean, and then smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat. Done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239964)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: excitant mood windowlicker

yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on Day 1. You get to Mexico City and you show up and buy a ticket and take a flight to DC where the cops, with the 5 hours of notice, are waiting for you but as soon as you land you win right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245026)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:13 PM
Author: 180 doobsian field yarmulke

smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat

take a flight to DC

do u see the disconnect little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246116)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:09 AM
Author: Ruby Feces Coldplay Fan

Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in Dulles or BWI. You’re in Virginia no where near DC. Cops arrest you at the airport.

DCA is also in Virginia but at least it is close to DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252954)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing up-to-no-good turdskin antidepressant drug

LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head through the Panama Canal. Then head to Jamaica, Bahamas, etc. I’d ultimately zoom up the Potomac to DC in the middle of the night. No one would stop you. Completely retarded if this is limited to U.S. law enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240002)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating coral tanning salon

bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:30 AM
Author: Puce comical theater

this is the glaringly obvious answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240727)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the Canal knowing the Deep State is onto this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245847)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:51 PM
Author: appetizing up-to-no-good turdskin antidepressant drug

I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit and the DERP state can't do shit in Panama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254884)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to DC, and then load it up with basic supplies in the meantime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240087)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: White boyish set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240415)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle

they x-ray those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520635)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Transparent irate tank dog poop

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240170)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: disgusting flatulent national security agency internal respiration

Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well over $100K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240364)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:57 AM
Author: anal soggy sound barrier

Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'd pay him $50k up front and $950k when we get there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240648)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Poppy striped hyena parlour

how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240851)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:18 AM
Author: Tantric Cream Shrine

Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240861)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: Salmon public bath toaster

Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA type game with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242102)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: fishy abode

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242118)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: fishy abode

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/20100712-barefootbanditjpg-8dfb40bc521abba3_large.jpg

This shit head did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243180)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: Lake School Ceo

This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid has had a credited life given where he started and that he got busted for that volume of crimes. Taught himself how to fly planes (sort of). Lived in the wild doing pretty much whatever he wanted. Had enough planning ability to commit 100+ crimes without getting into any physical altercations with people. Did a little time but now is out and probably gets more pussy than the average dude (6'5" + famous compensates for having no money, plus sorta reformed felon is a bonus for a large subset of women).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246824)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: fishy abode

It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though. He could fly, it was the landing part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254858)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible main people skinny woman

yes, i would just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242862)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: slap-happy university mexican

get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ border, hop on a flight from TIJ to MEX, and from there find a combination of flights that will get you to DCA without a layover in another US airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243133)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Blue library

dca is in virginia, ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243213)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: slap-happy university mexican

thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way into DC anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42248715)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: Fluffy dilemma

Does entering DC airspace count?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252844)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: disgusting flatulent national security agency internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243997)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42244000)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: disgusting flatulent national security agency internal respiration

I know. Edited it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

Son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245842)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: curious business firm goyim

it was a genius idea man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245913)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

Pls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246108)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: fragrant learning disabled dragon hunting ground

I would 100% take this offer and it would be one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life. For some reason the desire to live is too strong in me to killself. This would be the perfect opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079758)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 3:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab electric furnace

this is actually pretty easy assuming this isn't some weird hypo and the nation has ground to halt to kill me (which is not worth $5m)

just dont speed and drive cross country on the interstate (rural highways are more prone to getting pulled over)

1 - get reliable car; 2 - get adderall, meth, other stimulants, 3 - drive for 40 hours, 4 - profit

the risk here is getting pulled over by a random cop. to mitigate this, as noted above, could just get a friend to drive who won't betray you/split the cash with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079905)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:19 AM
Author: Henna base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520577)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Fluffy dilemma

Only federal law enforcement is looking for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520641)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone milk location

Just do greyhound/amtrak. They don't really check your ID. The bus driver/train conductor will take you all the way there slowly, but in enough time for this hypo. It's not as if the cops do random fugitive sweeps on a fucking bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520642)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:48 AM
Author: Yapping Maize Den Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520657)