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HYPO: $5 million to travel from LA to DC but law enforcement can shoot on sight

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus ...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
does TSINAH get more money because he's morbidly obese and t...
godawful peach dingle berry water buffalo
  09/08/21
All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?
crawly anal friendly grandma
  04/07/21
yes
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking dependin...
Blue low-t dysfunction
  04/07/21
All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits...
crawly anal friendly grandma
  04/07/21
Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some gu...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
...
Razzle Slap-happy Masturbator Senate
  04/07/21
*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t l...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/07/21
Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the stat...
grizzly location
  04/07/21
also this
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general avia...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera t...
Walnut theatre
  04/07/21
By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominatin...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
what sort of small airport are you going to that holds plane...
Walnut theatre
  04/07/21
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airpor...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track ...
Walnut theatre
  04/07/21
private flights go out of FBOs
pontificating aggressive base scourge upon the earth
  04/08/21
well I guess the science is settled then!
at-the-ready church
  04/08/21
(guy who's never been to a class d airport)
Sable Deer Antler Fortuitous Meteor
  04/07/21
that's what makes this a no go if it were something like y...
Rusted range legend
  04/07/21
...
talented codepig
  04/08/21
your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting auth...
Razzle-dazzle Church Building Boistinker
  04/07/21
Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general ...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolute...
grizzly location
  04/07/21
you hv the budget but no prep time
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am...
grizzly location
  04/07/21
law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go ...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you...
stirring zippy wagecucks resort
  04/07/21
hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right n...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
yes no prep time
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the pa...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80...
cream goyim psychic
  04/07/21
you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not as...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
that's what the tip is for
cream goyim psychic
  04/07/21
that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorvi...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
...
Blue low-t dysfunction
  04/09/21
you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on x...
Milky office
  04/07/21
Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recogn...
Milky office
  04/07/21
Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude....
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
...
glassy point
  04/07/21
wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fag...
Milky office
  04/07/21
fair pt
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
no they have gait rec next q
mischievous twinkling corner
  04/08/21
Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my ho...
laughsome disturbing library personal credit line
  04/07/21
there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likel...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.
ivory soul-stirring step-uncle's house
  04/07/21
You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehen...
Sienna Vigorous Half-breed Factory Reset Button
  04/07/21
this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refue...
Thriller sadistic lay
  04/07/21
Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be r...
angry curious place of business university
  04/07/21
people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 ca...
mischievous twinkling corner
  04/08/21
is this what you think about in postbac stem school
swashbuckling meetinghouse
  04/07/21
doobs?
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
no!
swashbuckling meetinghouse
  04/07/21
u are kth right how are classes
swashbuckling meetinghouse
  04/07/21
Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some loc...
bistre mewling cuckold
  04/07/21
the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/07/21
Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to ...
bistre mewling cuckold
  04/10/21
where do iget 5B
Maniacal circlehead parlor
  04/07/21
Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with wate...
exciting hyperventilating dilemma
  04/07/21
TCR this is retarded
Racy french chef
  04/07/21
pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn'...
fragrant judgmental crackhouse
  04/07/21
...
Odious Mahogany National Jap
  04/07/21
with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'
Hairraiser Stead Lettuce
  04/08/21
Lol jfc
180 olive sandwich
  04/08/21
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Vermilion gas station
  04/08/21
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Carmine gunner degenerate
  04/08/21
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floppy slimy stock car
  09/08/21
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irradiated copper stag film idea he suggested
  09/08/21
Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak t...
Motley principal's office main people
  04/07/21
DEA is all over Amtrak and Greyhound
grizzly location
  09/08/21
breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy
Cracking Pozpig Wrinkle
  04/07/21
I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama ...
glittery background story affirmative action
  04/07/21
What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal...
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/07/21
The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and ...
Ultramarine histrionic candlestick maker
  04/07/21
I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You ar...
Burgundy Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  04/07/21
yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on ...
Poppy Mood
  04/08/21
smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat take ...
mischievous twinkling corner
  04/08/21
Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in...
flickering gold brunch
  04/10/21
LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head throu...
Racy french chef
  04/07/21
bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea
Burgundy Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  04/07/21
this is the glaringly obvious answer
dark mental disorder rehab
  04/08/21
Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the...
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/08/21
I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit ...
Racy french chef
  04/10/21
Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to...
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/07/21
...
glittery background story affirmative action
  04/07/21
they x-ray those things
Cyan Adventurous Mad Cow Disease
  11/28/21
no
Rusted range legend
  04/07/21
Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well...
Ruddy Nursing Home Becky
  04/07/21
Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'...
silver startled menage
  04/08/21
how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identi...
Hairraiser Stead Lettuce
  04/08/21
Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.
lilac nibblets
  04/08/21
Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA t...
useless heady address
  04/08/21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore
mind-boggling telephone kitty
  04/08/21
http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/20100712-baref...
mind-boggling telephone kitty
  04/08/21
This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid ...
Motley principal's office main people
  04/09/21
It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though....
mind-boggling telephone kitty
  04/10/21
yes, i would just grow a beard
rebellious stage regret
  04/08/21
get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ...
Fuchsia appetizing faggotry
  04/08/21
dca is in virginia, ur fucked
Razzle-dazzle Church Building Boistinker
  04/08/21
thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way i...
Fuchsia appetizing faggotry
  04/09/21
Does entering DC airspace count?
Blue low-t dysfunction
  04/10/21
...
Ruddy Nursing Home Becky
  04/08/21
...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/08/21
I know. Edited it out.
Ruddy Nursing Home Becky
  04/08/21
Son of a bitch.
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/08/21
it was a genius idea man
excitant school cafeteria
  04/08/21
Pls?
Wonderful Home Tank
  04/08/21
I would 100% take this offer and it would be one of the easi...
territorial supple old irish cottage coffee pot
  09/08/21
this is actually pretty easy assuming this isn't some weird ...
Magenta gaped ladyboy
  09/08/21
...
Hot Big Native
  11/28/21
Only federal law enforcement is looking for me?
Blue low-t dysfunction
  11/28/21
Just do greyhound/amtrak. They don't really check your ID. ...
Vermilion gas station
  11/28/21
...
Spectacular carnelian casino boltzmann
  11/28/21


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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus at their disposal to locate and kill you. You have $100k and 30 days to make it across the country. $1 million reward for your whereabouts. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238837)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: godawful peach dingle berry water buffalo

does TSINAH get more money because he's morbidly obese and thus an easier target????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079734)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: crawly anal friendly grandma

All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238841)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238844)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Blue low-t dysfunction

Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking depending on my starting circumstances and whether I have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238850)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: crawly anal friendly grandma

All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238862)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some guy $80k to fly me to DC. Bam, where’s my money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238856)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle Slap-happy Masturbator Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238861)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238870)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t list me on his flight plan if he even prepared one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238883)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240072)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: grizzly location

Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the state security apparatus was using every resource at its disposal to find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238872)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

also this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238875)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238876)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general aviation at my local airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238889)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: Walnut theatre

US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera that catches you at an airport leaving, they’ll find you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238915)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:04 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominating the DC rooftop bar scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238933)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: Walnut theatre

what sort of small airport are you going to that holds planes which can travel coast to coast without refueling AND doesn’t have extensive private security in the hangars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238945)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:14 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airport/@33.9505435,-117.4485479,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x2961312945147127!8m2!3d33.9505435!4d-117.4459301

Doesn't have to be all in one jump. Once you're out of Socal you can bounce around wherever you want while dipshit LE is watching the "highways" and commercial air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239001)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Walnut theatre

Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track rich fugitives and narcos who use them all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239041)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: pontificating aggressive base scourge upon the earth

private flights go out of FBOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242853)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: at-the-ready church

well I guess the science is settled then!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42241370)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:49 PM
Author: Sable Deer Antler Fortuitous Meteor

(guy who's never been to a class d airport)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240223)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted range legend

that's what makes this a no go

if it were something like you're on the top 10 most wanted list maybe but all LEO and intel going all out to find you, no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240426)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:13 AM
Author: talented codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240672)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Church Building Boistinker

your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting authorities to your impending arrival at reagan airport in virginia, where you are shot on arrival. oof, so close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238879)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general aviation means. Come ITT and style on then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238894)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: grizzly location

Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolutely I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238858)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

you hv the budget but no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238867)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: grizzly location

Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am I like a Ted Bundy type with no chance of being unrecognized?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238878)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go a few days without being caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238899)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: stirring zippy wagecucks resort

if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you probably have a chance. otherwise - LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238868)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right now* and cops will immediately put out a bulletin for you

if you have even a day or two to plan, easily done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238869)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

yes no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238877)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238882)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: cream goyim psychic

I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80k to leave his phone at home and drive you cross country, observing all speeding laws. Promise to tip him $10k at the end as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238880)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not ask any questions about how exactly you have $100k in cash on your person and are offering him $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238905)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: cream goyim psychic

that's what the tip is for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238907)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorville and guts you like a fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238921)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238939)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Blue low-t dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246897)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:09 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when you get to DC.

less suspicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238955)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: Milky office

You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238913)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: Milky office

Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recognition enough to get away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238892)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238902)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: glassy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239991)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag that you're trying to hide face in the dragnet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238908)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: Milky office

We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fags with masks on in their cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238926)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

fair pt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238941)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:59 PM
Author: mischievous twinkling corner

no they have gait rec

next q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246051)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: laughsome disturbing library personal credit line

Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my house and drive me to DC for $6,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238923)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likelihood lead u to ur death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238928)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:05 PM
Author: ivory soul-stirring step-uncle's house

Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238936)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:10 PM
Author: Sienna Vigorous Half-breed Factory Reset Button

You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehended at your home and make up a plan on the fly.

I think the only cr is to take hostages and make clear you’ll let them live if you are allowed to travel, unhindered, to DC. Hell, you’d end up with a police escort. This would likely require a gun but maybe you LA soyboys could pull it off with a big kitchen knife, faggots.

I would grab my gun and carjack a family in a minivan and have them start heading East. Immediately call 911 and have them get me in touch with FBI bureau chief. I tell him Some sob story about needing to visit the grave of some relative in DC so it’s plausible I’d actually give up afterward. I promise not to hurt anyone. I then basically drape myself in the kids in the backseat as human shields while pointing the gun at the driver from the back seat.

They might be suspicious I plan to do something to the President or some shit so I agree to meet them in some corner of DC as far away from government buildings as possible. I demand a police escort hanging back at least a mile and threaten that if I hear any choppers or see anything that could hold a sniper I light up the whole fucking family. I offer to provide proof of life and safety every six hours until I arrive at my destination.

By Day 3 Kristy Swanson will be fucking me while I drive down Route 66.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238968)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239011)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:18 PM
Author: Thriller sadistic lay

You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refuel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239030)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:21 PM
Author: angry curious place of business university

Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239047)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: mischievous twinkling corner

people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 cars in these hypo threads. unless someone sees you steal it and knows you're FBI's #1 that car is going to be on someone's desk for a month before the cops even put the license plate into the state BOLO list and it will never be found outside of state lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246075)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse

is this what you think about in postbac stem school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239039)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239325)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse

no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239452)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse

u are kth right

how are classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239537)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:24 PM
Author: bistre mewling cuckold

Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some location in LA or that I was already living there? I have some close friends and family that would never turn me in and who would help me hide from the law. I would lay low at someone's house for a while (or ask someone to rent me a room in some dive motel) to grow a beard and get some hair dye. I would ask one of them to buy me a decent used car and possibly see if they would ride with me to get out of the car for gas, etc. That seems like a fairly low risk approach. If I am randomly dropped onto the street in LA with no chance to alter my appearance, that seems like it would be nearly impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239281)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have a slight advantage of knowing people on the ground and the best escape routes, but it wouldn't be much of an advantage and it goes away entirely as you leave the city limits. law enforcement would be following all your friends and family so unless they were trained how to ditch a tail, they'd probably unintentionally lead law enforcement to your location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239312)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:01 AM
Author: bistre mewling cuckold

Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to my friend's house in LA. He puts me in his trunk and we start driving. Would the fact that the friend is a known associate of a wanted fugitive be enough to get a warrant to force him to pop the trunk? Say my friend simply starts driving to DC with me in the trunk while obeying all traffic laws. What would it take to get probable cause to pull him over, much less force him to open the trunk? Assuming that the FBI suspects that my friend is transporting me to DC, most likely they have me tailed, so actually opening the trunk is out of the question. But if I stay in the trunk and the friend occasionally lowers the back seat enough to toss me food/water/bottles to piss in, is there anything law enforcement can do about it?

This assumes that I can make it to my friend's house in the first place. I would be more likely to accept the hypo if it were New York and I could just blend into the masses on the subway. It's very difficult to get around in LA without a car, and calling a cab or Uber would be incredibly risky. But I think if I could make it to my friend's house in LA, I would like my chances from there.

Edit: Lol! I typed this before I saw the other poaster's comment below. Great minds think alike. And apparently, so do ours. I'm still interested to know if any Con Law mastermen can tell me if there is any scenario where the law gets a warrant to force my friend to pop the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252937)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Maniacal circlehead parlor

where do iget 5B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239513)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: exciting hyperventilating dilemma

Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with water bottle and don’t get out for 72 hours

Cops gonna check every trunk leaving LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239536)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Racy french chef

TCR this is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239969)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: fragrant judgmental crackhouse

pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn't occur to a single poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240140)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Odious Mahogany National Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240303)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stead Lettuce

with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240849)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: 180 olive sandwich

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246033)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Vermilion gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246045)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: Carmine gunner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246062)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: floppy slimy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079723)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 5:07 AM
Author: irradiated copper stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079973)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Motley principal's office main people

Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak ticket. They don’t check ID and cops will all be focused on highways and planes. Fortunately I have 30 days so can enjoy some slow as fuck Amtrak service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239608)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:16 AM
Author: grizzly location

DEA is all over Amtrak and Greyhound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079737)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Cracking Pozpig Wrinkle

breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239613)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: glittery background story affirmative action

I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama canal and up to dc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239925)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240201)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic candlestick maker

The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and not shoot. $5M to be arrested would suck, but if I am guaranteed they’ll headshot me then I’ll see what I can scrape up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239938)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: Burgundy Heaven Famous Landscape Painting

I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You are in LA with $100k and need to get to the east coast. You leave the country, via mexico or canada. Travel to the east coast of Canada or Caribbean, and then smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat. Done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239964)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Poppy Mood

yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on Day 1. You get to Mexico City and you show up and buy a ticket and take a flight to DC where the cops, with the 5 hours of notice, are waiting for you but as soon as you land you win right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245026)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:13 PM
Author: mischievous twinkling corner

smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat

take a flight to DC

do u see the disconnect little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246116)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:09 AM
Author: flickering gold brunch

Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in Dulles or BWI. You’re in Virginia no where near DC. Cops arrest you at the airport.

DCA is also in Virginia but at least it is close to DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252954)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: Racy french chef

LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head through the Panama Canal. Then head to Jamaica, Bahamas, etc. I’d ultimately zoom up the Potomac to DC in the middle of the night. No one would stop you. Completely retarded if this is limited to U.S. law enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240002)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Heaven Famous Landscape Painting

bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:30 AM
Author: dark mental disorder rehab

this is the glaringly obvious answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240727)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the Canal knowing the Deep State is onto this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245847)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:51 PM
Author: Racy french chef

I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit and the DERP state can't do shit in Panama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254884)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to DC, and then load it up with basic supplies in the meantime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240087)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: glittery background story affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240415)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Cyan Adventurous Mad Cow Disease

they x-ray those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520635)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Rusted range legend

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240170)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Nursing Home Becky

Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well over $100K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240364)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:57 AM
Author: silver startled menage

Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'd pay him $50k up front and $950k when we get there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240648)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stead Lettuce

how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240851)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:18 AM
Author: lilac nibblets

Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240861)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: useless heady address

Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA type game with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242102)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling telephone kitty

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242118)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling telephone kitty

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/20100712-barefootbanditjpg-8dfb40bc521abba3_large.jpg

This shit head did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243180)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: Motley principal's office main people

This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid has had a credited life given where he started and that he got busted for that volume of crimes. Taught himself how to fly planes (sort of). Lived in the wild doing pretty much whatever he wanted. Had enough planning ability to commit 100+ crimes without getting into any physical altercations with people. Did a little time but now is out and probably gets more pussy than the average dude (6'5" + famous compensates for having no money, plus sorta reformed felon is a bonus for a large subset of women).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246824)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling telephone kitty

It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though. He could fly, it was the landing part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254858)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: rebellious stage regret

yes, i would just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242862)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia appetizing faggotry

get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ border, hop on a flight from TIJ to MEX, and from there find a combination of flights that will get you to DCA without a layover in another US airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243133)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Church Building Boistinker

dca is in virginia, ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243213)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia appetizing faggotry

thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way into DC anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42248715)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: Blue low-t dysfunction

Does entering DC airspace count?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252844)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Ruddy Nursing Home Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243997)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42244000)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Nursing Home Becky

I know. Edited it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

Son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245842)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

it was a genius idea man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245913)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Tank

Pls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246108)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: territorial supple old irish cottage coffee pot

I would 100% take this offer and it would be one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life. For some reason the desire to live is too strong in me to killself. This would be the perfect opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079758)



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Date: September 8th, 2021 3:22 AM
Author: Magenta gaped ladyboy

this is actually pretty easy assuming this isn't some weird hypo and the nation has ground to halt to kill me (which is not worth $5m)

just dont speed and drive cross country on the interstate (rural highways are more prone to getting pulled over)

1 - get reliable car; 2 - get adderall, meth, other stimulants, 3 - drive for 40 hours, 4 - profit

the risk here is getting pulled over by a random cop. to mitigate this, as noted above, could just get a friend to drive who won't betray you/split the cash with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43079905)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:19 AM
Author: Hot Big Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520577)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Blue low-t dysfunction

Only federal law enforcement is looking for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520641)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Vermilion gas station

Just do greyhound/amtrak. They don't really check your ID. The bus driver/train conductor will take you all the way there slowly, but in enough time for this hypo. It's not as if the cops do random fugitive sweeps on a fucking bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520642)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:48 AM
Author: Spectacular carnelian casino boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#43520657)