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I fartblasted a girl while getting head, help please

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big-titted site associate
  05/03/21
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brass candlestick maker church building
  05/03/21
Alpha as fuk
Angry stain senate
  05/03/21
Didn’t chuck berry do this all the time
rebellious meetinghouse
  05/03/21
Some poaster poasted a sex tape he did where he was pissing ...
internet-worthy concupiscible property athletic conference
  05/04/21
180
brass candlestick maker church building
  05/04/21
Zher was squirting
Angry stain senate
  05/04/21
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big-titted site associate
  05/04/21
This didn't happen. The girl would have murdered him.
Excitant nudist theatre
  05/04/21
not in the emerging markets man
lascivious indian lodge ceo
  05/04/21
lmao
out-of-control doctorate market
  05/04/21
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tattooed trashy ex
  05/10/21


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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: big-titted site associate

https://www.reddit.com/r/BartardStories/comments/n3h1ms/i_fartblasted_a_girl_while_getting_head_help/

I hate to admit this but I can’t help but feel my Xanax use is starting to take its toll on my life. I feel like I’m becoming an arrogant prick who thinks my actions are hilarious in the moment.

I was hanging out with a girl yesterday and we were both drinking. Little did she know I was also on a bar.

As she proceeded to suck my cock, I thought it would be hilarious to wait for her to take a breath. I then thrusted my hips upwards and shot an absolutely disgusting, heinous, and toxic gasious entity straight in her face.

The worst part about it was I shit earlier that day and my anus most certainly had leftover fecal matter in/around it.

The look on her face was priceless. Like she had discovered a dead body.

Im ashamed to say I wasn’t even upset she stopped sucking because the whole situation was worth it to me at the time. Well now the day after I feel ashamed.

It’s like I’m a totally different person on Xanax. Anyways just had to rant

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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: brass candlestick maker church building



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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Angry stain senate

Alpha as fuk

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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: rebellious meetinghouse

Didn’t chuck berry do this all the time

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Date: May 4th, 2021 12:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy concupiscible property athletic conference

Some poaster poasted a sex tape he did where he was pissing all over some prostitute

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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: brass candlestick maker church building

180

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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Angry stain senate

Zher was squirting

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Date: May 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: big-titted site associate



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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant nudist theatre

This didn't happen. The girl would have murdered him.

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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge ceo

not in the emerging markets man

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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: out-of-control doctorate market

lmao

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Date: May 10th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: tattooed trashy ex



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