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Anyone else hate Southwest's boarding process?
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:40 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444742) |
Date: May 11th, 2021 8:41 PM Author: Carmine community account Yeah juss cause it takes foeva and makes you think too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444747) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:48 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown Plus there's this greedy game by the airline.
"Gee, you might not get any overhead space, you might get a middle seat in the back, but hey you can pay some money to get bumped up a few spaces, or you can show up early to pay for a 'business class' bump - great, thanks for the payment -- oops, looks like your flight is part of a longer set of connections so it's already 1/2 full, plus we have to let people with 'disabilities' on first, then families with small kids on, then our rewards members, then our credit card holders -- sorry looks like your 'upgrade' didn't improve your situation at all. aren't we quirky?" |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: Carmine community account TBF, I've never had the upgrade not get me a good my choice of aisle or window and check bags be free so dat sort of even out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444794) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:50 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown which type of upgrade?
the $15 - $25 "early bird" one or the $50 "business class" upgrade? |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:53 PM Author: Carmine community account Da cheap one. .I ain't payin fo da fancy one |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:51 PM Author: light faggot firefighter HeHe, sorry it didn't work out. Would you like to sign up for a credit card? It gives you an automatic bump in status. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444803) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:48 PM Author: light faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444791) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:51 PM Author: brilliant brunch genital piercing WN is very prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444802) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:53 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown (guy who wants to "show off" that he knows the unusual airline code) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444816) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:54 PM Author: brilliant brunch genital piercing I flew Southwest once, I hope it won’t be necessary in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444821) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown did you have to pay for an extra seat and a belt extender? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444826) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:35 PM Author: light faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445316) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: emerald personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445380) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 3:08 AM Author: Orange Dragon Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42446423) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 1:57 PM Author: Tan slap-happy box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448687) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 8:24 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42450898) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 12:06 AM Author: Big hairy legs clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42623602) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 8:58 PM Author: jade giraffe doctorate Southwest has the absolute best coach/economy product among US airlines.
It’s easy to check in early and always get an A boarding position. Then you’re basically guaranteed overhead bin space and a seat where you want. |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 9:08 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown (Southwest PR rep) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42444869) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:26 PM Author: jade giraffe doctorate No basic economy/economy minus bullshit product No change fees No cancel fees 2 free checked bags Usually plenty of overhead bin space because folks check bags Boarding & deplaning with no assigned seats is actually much faster (Southwest has the fastest plane turnaround times among major carriers) If you want to be assured of boarding first, you can pay $30 for A1-15, which is cheaper than economy plus seats on other carriers |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:31 PM Author: big-titted hyperventilating scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445288) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac shrine flame unless you pay the $20 or whatever for early bird there are enough people w status that I have gotten B20 something despite checking in online within minutes of the 24 hour window opening up |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:01 AM Author: irradiated theatre goal in life (it is 1997) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42446604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:30 AM Author: Buff flirting national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447227) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 1:58 PM Author: Tan slap-happy box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448691) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling spruce dysfunction sandwich Uhh...? Well, you seem well-adjusted... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445348) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:42 PM Author: amber massive address brethren Go away retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445353) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:44 PM Author: Swashbuckling spruce dysfunction sandwich Oh what a clever and incisive insult!
You're pathetic. It's astounding to me how you haven't killedself yet. I can only imagine that your continued existence is due solely to the unfathomable depths of your own cowardice. |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:42 PM Author: useless khaki set messiness I love it. You set your alarm 24h beforehand and spam refresh and you always can get a window without paying extra. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445355) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:46 PM Author: Out-of-control maroon public bath southwest has the best boarding process actually. its very orderly since everyone has an assigned boarding spot, rather than boarding by zones. boarding by zones leads to everyone standing around the gate area clogging it up and then rushing towards the gate when their zone is called. that type of boarding process is actually very prole
if you either check in 24 hours before or pay the nominal fee for early bird you are guaranteed your choice of seat and overhead space |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:47 PM Author: Swashbuckling spruce dysfunction sandwich CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445372) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Racy range goyim This isn't just for southwest, but seats should be assigned or selected in advance. The boarding order line up should be arranged so that rows fill up one at a time from back to front, working from the windows in towards the aisle within each row so that people are never blocking or squeezing past each other. For airlines that have first or premium economy or whatever in front, this also lets VIP customers board LAST, which is actually a benefit over early boarding because sitting on airplane sucks.
Overhead bins should also be completely separated one-seat only compartments with assigned seat numbers, that fit the exact max size you're allowed to bring. |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:56 PM Author: jade giraffe doctorate They used to do this and to some extent still do but then they started adding so many special categories that get to board first First class Business class Diamond Elite Platinum Elite Gold Elite Silver Elite Active Military Veterans Families Economy Plus. . . By the time they get back to general boarding, the plane is mostly full |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: Racy range goyim Agree it's 90% some sort of priority I don't think even the rest is done that way. Ppl in high priority groups probably overwhelmingly choose aisle seats. They should all be boarding last not first so people in the window / middle don't need to have then stand up and squeeze into the aisle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445460) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 3:13 AM Author: Anal hospital You’re actually wrong, bro. The fastest way to board/exit is far enough spaced such that multiple people can stop and stow their overhead baggage at the same time. For example, window rows 24, 21, 18, 15, etc on one side of the plane, then the other, then next rows, then middle seats, etc.
That keeps the delay in the overall queue the smallest. SW’s random boarding is as close as airlines get to that efficiency. People space themselves out.
The worst way to board/exit is how everyone gets off of the plane ... front to back, everyone has to wait for one person in front to get into the aisle and pull down their bag. Then the next, while everyone else waits. |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:14 AM Author: Racy range goyim As long as it's back to front within anyone boarding at the same time (meaning the 24 person walks on before 15) fine. But that's not at all what SW does, their boarding order has nothing to do with seat choice, and early boarders usually choose front aisles which means everyone else needs to squeeze past them to the back AND climb over them into the window / middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447116) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:18 AM Author: Anal hospital Which is still less time consuming than stopping the entire length of the queue to left one person put the bag in the overhead, then the next, then so forth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447143) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: irradiated theatre goal in life i think it is true, or at least used to be true when it was just straight up A B C boarding, that sw had the best on time departure stats and it wasnt particularly close. I presume its for what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448926) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 10:55 PM Author: emerald personal credit line To your point, other airlines have studied the SW boarding process, especially overseas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42445415) |
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Date: May 11th, 2021 11:22 PM Author: fuchsia location tattoo The one time I took Southwest, I paid extra for their fake Business Class. You don't even get an assigned seat.
Anyway, Southwest fucked up my ticket somehow. The system wouldn't recognize it. It took time for staff to sort it out, so I was last to board.
The only seat remaining was a middle seat next to a 400 lb. guy whose entire torso was forced violently against mine for 6 hours. My upper half was forced 30 degrees to the right for 6 fucking hours. When I finally got to Austin I was miserable and my head and body were radiating pain. I lost that night lying in bed in the hotel.
The purpose of business class on long flights is to save time in the future. When I can sit or sleep in a comfortable seat, I don't waste time later napping to make up for my poor sleep or drinking alcohol to salve my physical misery.
The idea that we need a "democratic" airline where everyone is approximately equally miserable is idiotic.
fuck southwest |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 12:58 AM Author: Big hairy legs clown preach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42446070) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 3:04 AM Author: Swashbuckling spruce dysfunction sandwich ITT: Dude who was too beta to tell a fatty to get in his own fucking seat comes on internet message boart, whines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42446420) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:06 AM Author: fuchsia location tattoo lol brother why are you so touchy about how much this airline sucks?
the seats are so small that his enormous fat bubbled over into 1/3 of my seat. at first i pitied the guy because he was clearly extremely embarrassed about how fat he was and what an inconvenience he was being. he kept nervously chatting to me. but after a while my pity turned to hate for him and southwest |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:15 AM Author: jade giraffe doctorate This isn't really about Southwest. You'd have been just as likely to be next to a fatty in economy on any major carrier. The only way to potentially avoid it would have been to be in first/business on a major, which would have cost a ton more than southwest and isn't really comparable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42446857) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:09 AM Author: Big hairy legs clown Did you not read? he paid for business class. Only on Southwest that just means you get a higher spot on the general boarding. On any other carrier, he could've boarded late and would've ended up comfortably in his assigned, more expensive seat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447070) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:23 AM Author: Racy range goyim SW is actually the best for avoiding fatties, assuming you'd be in economy on another airline. Take the middle in a row that's already filled with thins and you're golden. Or leave the middle open in a row with another thin, a fatty is too ashamed to ask to squeeze in and make a scene, plus you're at least limited to fat on 1 side.
Maybe it's just me that I like the window and don't mind middle between 2 thins that much as long as the flight is under 3 hours. I have status and usually end up premium economy but for less frequent flyers SW is cr. |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM Author: Idiotic Floppy Principal's Office loling at some faggot lawyer getting in a long argument with the ppl at the gate during boarding while all the proles cop the window/aisle seats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447207) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:30 AM Author: Idiotic Floppy Principal's Office It used to be 180 because if you checked in exactly 24 hrs before you usually could get either a bulkhead or an exit row. now too many ppl have "status" so you have to jump through the same hoops just to get the same window seat you probably could have just booked on any other airline. ppl don't fight for overhead space at least bc of the free checked bags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42447222) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 1:53 PM Author: Marvelous Hell Water Buffalo would be 100% easier to book ur seat when u book the ticket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448658) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 2:23 PM Author: Idiotic Floppy Principal's Office i'm 6'3" so i appreciate at least the possibility of more leg room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448817) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 8:24 PM Author: Big hairy legs clown yeah because that possibility isn't there when you pick your seat in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42450900) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: irradiated theatre goal in life being the last to board of group a was always the best, just hop on and grab something, plus you could choose who you would sit next to instead of teh horrible other way around. you didnt have to herd up like cattle. in the old days you'd see b tier boarders camping out for hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448683) |
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Date: May 12th, 2021 1:52 PM Author: Marvelous Hell Water Buffalo its basically spirit for goys. their game of "go to this website exactly 24-hours before takeoff" is especailly aggravating. they also don't show connections on google flights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4832306&forum_id=2#42448648) |