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🐀 26% of men don't think they could beat a rat in a fight 🐀

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464 E...
Laughsome heaven love of her life
  05/14/21
rofl what the hell
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I’m really enjoying visualizing this lol
learning disabled black school legal warrant
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did it occur to you that people put troll answers on polls?
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And people are massively underestimating their chances again...
Laughsome heaven love of her life
  05/14/21
All birds are twinks
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Laughsome heaven love of her life
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Who the fuck are these women who think they can beat grizzli...
Tripping soul-stirring cuckoldry crackhouse
  05/14/21
Maybe they think their opponent will choke on them.
Laughsome heaven love of her life
  05/14/21
Every survey needs to account for people too dumb to know wh...
Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness
  05/14/21
As opposed to the men who think the same?
Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness
  05/14/21
Seems weird to pick on women, because men have no meaningful...
bat-shit-crazy theater stage
  05/14/21
men have the spirit of a warier
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
Who are these 6% of women that think they can kill a bear un...
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I like how women (8%) are more confident than men (7%) again...
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Perhaps you’re not familiar with lionpill
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I assume it’s more “I am woman hear me roar&rdqu...
medicated school cafeteria
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A snake poses almost no threat to a human unless it catches ...
Orchid Cruise Ship
  05/14/21
Describe your battle plan against King Cobra. Let's say i...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
you get a stick and hold its neck down like crocodile hunter...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
  05/14/21
no weapons
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
see other thread https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/v...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
  05/14/21
that cobra is not fighting, by that link's standard you coul...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
I for one do not have the brass balls for that maneuver.
medicated school cafeteria
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garnet roast beef
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you run around it in circles until it tires because its a sn...
Orchid Cruise Ship
  05/15/21
mongoose kung fu expert
amethyst nubile chapel
  05/15/21
How fast is a King Cobra? A King Cobra can travel at speeds ...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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unholy depressive
  05/14/21
Which CA rehab was surveyed?
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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What do they mean by "could beat"? Does not make ...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
Rat 🐀 is the only animal on this list that I have killed ...
Haunting space
  05/14/21
(a man who could not beat a rat unarmed)
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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?? Rat would run into the wall upon seeing me. The only way...
Haunting space
  05/14/21
I think "in a fight" implies reciprocity, where th...
Laughsome heaven love of her life
  05/14/21
Okay, well that would be my game plan. To step on it. If it ...
Haunting space
  05/14/21
(guy carefully planning his fight strategy in an unarmed one...
learning disabled black school legal warrant
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What kind of idiot goes into any battle without a plan?
Haunting space
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Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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https://twitter.com/iamlaurasaurus/status/139327477318308250...
hateful trailer park
  05/14/21
Shiiiiit. I’d kick that SOB for a 65 yard field goal. ...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
I lived in Manhattan. I killed a rat a day with a hammer for...
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  05/14/21
Chimp is way too low on there. People are seriously fucking ...
Elite out-of-control tanning salon degenerate
  05/14/21
The animal on each line will defeat the animal on the line b...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
I’m a Soviet. I can take an elephant.
Vigorous meetinghouse gaming laptop
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Edited.
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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hmm. no animals between a gorilla and a chimp, but three bet...
amethyst nubile chapel
  05/15/21
Your poast is racist.
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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40% of women think they can either kill a grizzly or lose to...
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The minds are not matched
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There’s a documented case from the 1940s where a bear ...
yellow glittery idiot box office
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Hundreds?
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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Spread a disease
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Are Kangaroos really that deadly?
Burgundy 180 state
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No, should be above large dog, see my based on science based...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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I thought they could disembowel humans with one kick
Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness
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That's why the are above humans
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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They wouldn’t kill you but you would lose on points fo...
Arrogant passionate property wrinkle
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People must imagine kangaroos are bigger than they actually ...
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...
unholy depressive
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+ eight feet tall
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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They are pure muscle and will either knock you down with the...
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A large Kangaroo, absolutely. Even a small one could fuck y...
Arrogant passionate property wrinkle
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Couldn't most men take out a large dog? Perhaps a pit bull w...
galvanic snowy home alpha
  05/14/21
Assuming (and this is a big assumption) that the human is al...
bat-shit-crazy theater stage
  05/14/21
Definitely not German shepherds, unless you’re over 22...
Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness
  05/14/21
It's almost entirely psychological. A typical man is much st...
Laughsome heaven love of her life
  05/15/21
Again I’m 250 plus but I’m pretty confident if m...
medicated school cafeteria
  05/15/21
these fights actually occur. how many police dogs get killed...
amethyst nubile chapel
  05/15/21
The unarmed are not fighting police dogs to death
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/15/21
at first i thought that a deathmatch with an elephant, grizz...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
  05/14/21
is ur math correct? can u run numbers again and update threa...
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You're not the boss of me.
Laughsome heaven love of her life
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Spin, ratcucks
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The minds are not matched.
garnet roast beef
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...
ivory bearded pit
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is the rat in a 6’3 body at the time (this may affect ...
ivory bearded pit
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hm
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
A 6’3 rat would fuck up every human. That probably equ...
Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness
  05/14/21
It wouldn't make any difference.
Balding philosopher-king
  05/15/21
trick question, tioctcr
ivory bearded pit
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No one could beat a grizzly bear in a one-on-one fight with ...
bat-shit-crazy theater stage
  05/14/21
yep
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
  05/14/21
there is some small chance that you could tear out its tongu...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
  05/14/21
yes, if it has asthma and starts having an asthma attack and...
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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I think that if you performed a shit ton of research you cou...
galvanic snowy home alpha
  05/14/21
a bear does not have unprotected areas
Harsh Sick Sound Barrier
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lol. "This is the moment I've prepared for. I know ...
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I’d give a human a 1/1,000,000 or better chance agains...
medicated school cafeteria
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double eye gouge perhaps fashion your now torn off femur ...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
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Charismatic rose garrison psychic
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If you set up fights between one million healthy humans and ...
bat-shit-crazy theater stage
  05/15/21
that is the question. surely a black swan event will happen...
Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground
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Or it could be an older grizzly bear and just have a heart a...
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cr. the winning battle strategy definitely involves plunging...
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But more like kangaroo size.
Laughsome heaven love of her life
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Men are drastically overestimating their chances against chi...
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Yep. An adult chimp deadset on killing you would be lights ...
medicated school cafeteria
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angry theater roommate
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not if they have trained teenage mutant ninja turtles
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This is what the nightly news should discuss instead covid a...
Balding philosopher-king
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man-faced rat beating the crap out of rat-faced man
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Spin ratfucks.
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only about 26% of “men” are actually men, and ye...
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Ty
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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464

Edit: 24%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463302)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: learning disabled black school legal warrant

rofl

what the hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463316)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: learning disabled black school legal warrant

I’m really enjoying visualizing this lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463319)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Elite out-of-control tanning salon degenerate

did it occur to you that people put troll answers on polls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463620)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

And people are massively underestimating their chances against an eagle. They could scratch and jab you with their talons, but a man could pretty easily crush a bird's bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463328)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:33 PM
Author: excitant point factory reset button

All birds are twinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:35 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463349)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:32 PM
Author: Tripping soul-stirring cuckoldry crackhouse

Who the fuck are these women who think they can beat grizzlies and elephants in a fight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463331)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

Maybe they think their opponent will choke on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463355)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness

Every survey needs to account for people too dumb to know what’s being asked or even to understand what a survey is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464299)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness

As opposed to the men who think the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464318)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage

Seems weird to pick on women, because men have no meaningful advantage in these fights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464346)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

men have the spirit of a warier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464357)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:33 PM
Author: Exciting Stead Genital Piercing

Who are these 6% of women that think they can kill a bear unarmed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463337)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:37 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

I like how women (8%) are more confident than men (7%) against lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463368)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual laser beams immigrant

Perhaps you’re not familiar with lionpill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463579)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 1:53 AM
Author: Emerald Swashbuckling Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465215)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: medicated school cafeteria

I assume it’s more “I am woman hear me roar” shitlibbery or just general irreverence than a serious response.

I’m more surprised more people think they could take out a King Cobra than a large dog. I weigh over 250 pounds so maybe it’s different for a twink, but I would much rather try to fend off a shitpit or a police dog than a fucking King Cobra. Maybe I’m overestimating the snake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463383)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:13 PM
Author: Orchid Cruise Ship

A snake poses almost no threat to a human unless it catches you by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463561)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:17 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Describe your battle plan against King Cobra.

Let's say it's 18' long, raises up its first third to the height of 6', spreads its hood and aggressively hisses at you. It's venomous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463575)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

you get a stick and hold its neck down like crocodile hunter duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463878)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

no weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463892)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

see other thread

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2018494/Soldier-grabs-hold-deadly-King-Cobra-staring-down.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463913)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

that cobra is not fighting, by that link's standard you could defeat an elephant who is condescendingly ignoring you while you throw girly punches at his leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464311)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: medicated school cafeteria

I for one do not have the brass balls for that maneuver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465275)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:30 AM
Author: garnet roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465979)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:49 AM
Author: Orchid Cruise Ship

you run around it in circles until it tires because its a snake, doesn't have legs and is cold blooded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465775)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:45 PM
Author: amethyst nubile chapel

mongoose kung fu expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467642)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

How fast is a King Cobra? A King Cobra can travel at speeds of up to 12 miles per hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467653)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: unholy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463531)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Which CA rehab was surveyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463400)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:45 PM
Author: Electric bbw telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463416)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:51 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

What do they mean by "could beat"? Does not make any sense. Is it with >50% certainty, or is it maybe if very lucky? Neither makes sense with that data.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463460)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Haunting space

Rat 🐀 is the only animal on this list that I have killed off in spades. Traps and poison. I’ve gotten so many. Reaching into the darkness crevice behind your drywall to pull out a moist, rotting rat 🐀 carcass that’s falling apart and teeming with those maggots is pretty disgusting. Those fuckers get the last word when they die inside your walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463474)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:56 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

(a man who could not beat a rat unarmed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463485)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: learning disabled black school legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463503)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Haunting space

??

Rat would run into the wall upon seeing me. The only way to engage this enemy is with poison and traps.

If the rat would stand and fight, then yes, I could obviously just step on it. I think I’d like to do this barefoot, so I could feel it’s hairy warm body squish under the ball of my foot, and the scruff of its now lifeless neck slide up between my toes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463504)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

I think "in a fight" implies reciprocity, where the animal is actively engaged against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463511)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Haunting space

Okay, well that would be my game plan. To step on it. If it jumped on me or something I’d slam it to the ground and step on it. I’m also not above a body slam or slamming down my fists. It would just take one direct hit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463525)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: learning disabled black school legal warrant

(guy carefully planning his fight strategy in an unarmed one-on-one against a rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463528)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Haunting space

What kind of idiot goes into any battle without a plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463533)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: learning disabled black school legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463544)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463721)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: hateful trailer park

https://twitter.com/iamlaurasaurus/status/1393274773183082506

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463514)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:13 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Shiiiiit. I’d kick that SOB for a 65 yard field goal. See if he can fly.

- Dr. Peter Duncan, PhD.

@peterduncancan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463556)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse gaming laptop

I lived in Manhattan. I killed a rat a day with a hammer for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463590)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Elite out-of-control tanning salon degenerate

Chimp is way too low on there. People are seriously fucking retarded. It should be above kangaroo and wolf. Then cougar should be added and be voted just above wolf but under chimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463631)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:40 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

The animal on each line will defeat the animal on the line below in most cases. The exception is that eagle will defeat king cobra and has a 50/50 chance with a red kangaroo.

Elephant

Grizzly

Crocodile (Salt Water)

Lion

Gorilla

Chimp

Wolf

King Cobra

kangaroo (Red)

Eagle (Golden)

Large dog

Male Poaster

Medium dog

Female Poaster

Goose

Cat

Rat

Lib Poaster

[EDIT] Are Reptile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463664)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse gaming laptop

I’m a Soviet. I can take an elephant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463724)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:58 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463731)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: amethyst nubile chapel

hmm. no animals between a gorilla and a chimp, but three between a wolf and large dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467655)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Your poast is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467661)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:37 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital mental disorder

40% of women think they can either kill a grizzly or lose to a rat. That's almost a quarter of the voting population. No wonder we are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463651)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:38 PM
Author: Olive house

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463654)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465660)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Hideous floppy organic girlfriend center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466929)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:41 PM
Author: yellow glittery idiot box office

There’s a documented case from the 1940s where a bear and an eagle killed hundreds of people. It sounds impossible. But it’s true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463673)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:44 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

Hundreds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463687)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Arrogant passionate property wrinkle

Spread a disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464255)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Dead Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464385)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Sienna locale marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466277)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: Burgundy 180 state

Are Kangaroos really that deadly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463739)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

No, should be above large dog, see my based on science based chart above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463746)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness

I thought they could disembowel humans with one kick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464308)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

That's why the are above humans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464319)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Arrogant passionate property wrinkle

They wouldn’t kill you but you would lose on points for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464267)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Heady cobalt stage

People must imagine kangaroos are bigger than they actually are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464275)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: unholy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464294)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

+ eight feet tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464322)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: opaque thriller university

They are pure muscle and will either knock you down with their tails before stomping you, or propping themselves up on their tails and then punch you.

They would defeat 95% of XO in hand to hand combat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464358)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: Arrogant passionate property wrinkle

A large Kangaroo, absolutely. Even a small one could fuck you up with its claws and teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465734)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: galvanic snowy home alpha

Couldn't most men take out a large dog? Perhaps a pit bull would win a majority of matches, but I think humans just have such a big weight and dexterity advantage than almost any of them could take out a German shepherd in a fight to the death.

It wouldn't fucking being fun for pleasant by any means, but I think you could do it.

Contrast that with a gorilla where i think there' sprobably less than a 0% chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463869)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage

Assuming (and this is a big assumption) that the human is all in, if the dog whiffs its lunge, it's totally fucked. If a human gets hold of the dog's limbs, it's going to tear it apart.

I don't see any way to beat a gorilla. It's impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464276)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness

Definitely not German shepherds, unless you’re over 225 of muscle. Probably not even labs. But probably most dogs under 60#

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464326)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:37 AM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

It's almost entirely psychological. A typical man is much stronger than almost all dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465277)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: medicated school cafeteria

Again I’m 250 plus but I’m pretty confident if my life depended on it I could kill a fully grown police dog. I’ve had this exact argument before though and several friends strongly disagreed with me.

I just don’t see how it could kill me before I pin it down, choke it to death, and/or gouge its eyes out. I would have a 2.5x size advantage and a significant strength advantage. It could completely rip the skin off my arm or whatever but I would think the adrenaline would let me power through it until it was dead as long as I protected my throat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465296)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst nubile chapel

these fights actually occur. how many police dogs get killed by unarmeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467657)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:55 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

The unarmed are not fighting police dogs to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467663)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

at first i thought that a deathmatch with an elephant, grizzly or lion unarmed, is basically a 1/1,000,000 chance.

but it just says beat in a fight, and you probably could scare off most animals some meaningful percent of the time with bluster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463891)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Charismatic rose garrison psychic

is ur math correct? can u run numbers again and update thread thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42463897)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:39 AM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

You're not the boss of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465281)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: gold principal's office french chef

Spin, ratcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464149)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:45 PM
Author: garnet roast beef

The minds are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464452)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: ivory bearded pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465927)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: ivory bearded pit

is the rat in a 6’3 body at the time (this may affect my answer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464232)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464271)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Swollen mexican twinkling uncleanness

A 6’3 rat would fuck up every human. That probably equates to 7” teeth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464304)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king

It wouldn't make any difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465675)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: ivory bearded pit

trick question, tioctcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465923)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Hideous floppy organic girlfriend center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466931)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage

No one could beat a grizzly bear in a one-on-one fight with no weapons. I just don't believe it's possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464309)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464325)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

there is some small chance that you could tear out its tongue or something real lucky. 1/1,000,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464397)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

yes, if it has asthma and starts having an asthma attack and seizures right at the moment its about to pounce on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464448)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: galvanic snowy home alpha

I think that if you performed a shit ton of research you could probably find a way where humans could kill the bear by like aggressively kicking it in an unprotected organ area or something (kind of like the death star), but absent that I don't know what you do.

Fucking tigers and lions couldn't hurt bears so what are humans going to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464479)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Sound Barrier

a bear does not have unprotected areas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42464499)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: vivacious drab toilet seat

lol.

"This is the moment I've prepared for. I know his weak spot and I'll just..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUj5DjuFzV4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466188)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:42 AM
Author: medicated school cafeteria

I’d give a human a 1/1,000,000 or better chance against pretty much anything just in case the animal fucks up and allows a double eye gouge. Even then most predators would sniff you out and kill you but the combined chances of a double eye gouge and it dying before it could kill you have to be one in a million, right?

Hard to see winning against an elephant but maybe it gets bored and goes to sleep and you pull off the eye gouge then. A hippo would be pretty tough too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465288)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

double eye gouge

perhaps fashion your now torn off femur into a shiv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466025)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Charismatic rose garrison psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466154)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage

If you set up fights between one million healthy humans and one million healthy grizzly bears, every single last human would die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466942)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Hunting Ground

that is the question. surely a black swan event will happen given enough rolls of the dice.

1,000,000 fights?

1,000,000,000?

at some point some combo of moves will somehow win. like the scenario where it's eating you alive and you manage to choke it to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467314)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious drab toilet seat

Or it could be an older grizzly bear and just have a heart attack as it tries to charge you. So the human would "win" by default.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467436)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: Sienna locale marketing idea

cr. the winning battle strategy definitely involves plunging your best weapons directly into its mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466291)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:39 AM
Author: angry theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465282)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:41 AM
Author: Laughsome heaven love of her life

But more like kangaroo size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465286)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: drunken greedy church building hairy legs

Men are drastically overestimating their chances against chimpanzees and women are drastically underestimating the chance they will flee from an angry rat, which I assume is counted as a forfeit loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465295)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: medicated school cafeteria

Yep. An adult chimp deadset on killing you would be lights out just as surely as a bear or lion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465298)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: angry theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465299)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:48 AM
Author: misunderstood cruel-hearted brunch macaca

not if they have trained teenage mutant ninja turtles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465300)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:48 AM
Author: angry theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465302)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king

This is what the nightly news should discuss instead covid and politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465655)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 9:50 AM
Author: Sickened cerise gaping

man-faced rat beating the crap out of rat-faced man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42465780)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king

Spin ratfucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466023)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: comical useless famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467659)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Sienna locale marketing idea

only about 26% of “men” are actually men, and yes, we are losing, collectively, to the rats. story checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42466294)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 2:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating tattoo

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4834863&forum_id=2#42467291)