\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Guy got stuck upside down while cave exploring and died

https://cavehaven.com/nutty-putty-cave-accident/
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
(Sponsored by the new Rolex Explorer 2)
adventurous talking plaza main people
  07/06/21
holy shit
Overrated ruby site
  07/12/21
I think about this often. Horrible.
cerise rambunctious factory reset button
  07/06/21
Cr. I read about cave accidents all the time. Seems like a h...
Aggressive knife
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
Very sad story. Not sure wtf he was thinking doing that tbh.
Cracking scarlet public bath
  07/06/21
jfc
Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king
  07/06/21
"It all went wrong 50 feet earlier. It is unclear from ...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
Worse he had a kid and his wife was pregnant
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
jfc even worse
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
also he was a cardiology resident–him and his wife wer...
tantric private investor
  07/06/21
So you're saying he left the credit card companies high and ...
aromatic gunner party of the first part
  07/06/21
at the very least the mortgage will pwn her and any credit c...
tantric private investor
  07/06/21
Starting to seem less like an accident
blue hairraiser hissy fit faggotry
  07/06/21
...
wild clown
  07/06/21
...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
...
Bull headed station stain
  07/06/21
Lol, classic xo right here
Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
hope they did a c section if the kid inherited pops' shitty ...
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
Or ability/luck in locating the birth canal
Walnut Heady Lay Doctorate
  07/07/21
...
Balding swashbuckling point
  07/07/21
Underrated
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
...
honey-headed racy area
  03/22/22
...
Mind-boggling Chartreuse Personal Credit Line Blood Rage
  07/12/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
...
House-broken doobsian national security agency den
  07/08/21
...
effete hideous menage
  07/12/21
...
Mind-boggling Chartreuse Personal Credit Line Blood Rage
  07/12/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
caving seems like an extremely retarded hobby
Balding swashbuckling point
  07/06/21
it's hard to think of anything less appealing than wriggling...
Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal
  07/06/21
...
Costumed principal's office
  07/06/21
...
Balding swashbuckling point
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
how about putting ur dick in a small, wet, mushy crack fille...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
gotta let it air out first
chocolate motley library
  07/06/21
...
Soul-stirring Abusive Property
  07/06/21
...
Bull headed station stain
  07/06/21
this sounds like my personal hell.
plum judgmental stage
  07/06/21
hell for u, heaven for ur cock
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
...
Aggressive knife
  07/06/21
...
Dashing toilet seat
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
...
Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king
  07/10/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
b-b-b-but think of all the people on Twitter and Facebook th...
sienna thriller theatre kitty cat
  07/06/21
...
Mentally impaired codepig
  07/06/21
Horrifying
Aqua chapel
  07/06/21
To be fair, Oh, fortuitous extremely-narrow dead-end cave...
turquoise diverse shrine
  07/06/21
...
Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal
  07/06/21
this is probably what he sounded like as he was attempting t...
Citrine Electric Furnace
  07/06/21
As much as this site gives shit to ipa tits dads drinking cr...
Blathering federal office sneaky criminal
  07/06/21
stop trying to make it seem like it's a dork or incel thing,...
Citrine Electric Furnace
  07/06/21
Wow
razzle water buffalo roommate
  07/06/21
Daniel says: May 14, 2021 at 2:57 am His wife didnt take lo...
comical state mad cow disease
  07/06/21
link to wife
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
need more details
Balding swashbuckling point
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
https://www.deseret.com/2014/11/24/20553560/john-jones-died-...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
makes sense. the bargain of her being with the dead guy was...
tantric private investor
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
Based on the timing (they were announcing the pregnancy, mea...
crystalline concupiscible cruise ship
  07/06/21
Remarrying ASAP is tcr after her dumbass husband crammed him...
Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house
  07/06/21
...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
...
cerise rambunctious factory reset button
  07/07/21
...
House-broken doobsian national security agency den
  07/08/21
...
big-titted canary business firm
  03/23/22
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
“ But when her son John was around 1 year old, she sta...
Soul-stirring Abusive Property
  07/08/21
...
Nudist institution degenerate
  07/08/21
:(
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
Imagine her husband being kept alive on a feeding tube in th...
Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house
  07/08/21
...
very tactful laughsome base stock car
  03/17/23
http://www.caveexplorer.com/john-jones-nutty-putty-last-anal...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
...
Crusty Chestnut Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike
  07/06/21
Do you think in an instance like this you can ask for one fi...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
absolutely my biggest terror. cannot even finish the arti...
cordovan fanboi idiot
  07/06/21
lodged in a coffin-like space where u can barely breathe, fe...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
They broke his legs on the rescue attempt jfc
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
this was to enable them to get access to his asshole -- they...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
...
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
...
Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal
  07/06/21
Deep state know your deepest fear now beaver
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
Spoiler: he was 99% free and then the rope anchor broke and ...
flirting frisky market
  07/06/21
Summary of comments on this sad fact from the article: &q...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
not a spelunker. but why couldn't they do the same thing and...
violent swollen dog poop
  07/06/21
They already determined he was dead and someone got fucked u...
flirting frisky market
  07/06/21
I don’t know if this is him but this picture comes up ...
Shivering incel
  07/06/21
Not him and he died upside down rescuers could only see his ...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
Didn't they get a camera to him at one point? At least to t...
up-to-no-good green ratface corner
  07/06/21
*anxiety intensifies*
Shivering incel
  07/06/21
https://www.deseret.com/2014/11/24/20553560/john-jones-died-...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
“I had some neat experiences where I had a change of h...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
lmao these fucking trollops would leave you in a second if y...
chocolate motley library
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
Jesus fucking christ
Drab shaky persian home
  07/06/21
She waited a year-and-a-half. Also she's a Mormon. They're b...
crystalline concupiscible cruise ship
  07/06/21
Cr
carmine trailer park athletic conference
  07/06/21
cr this is fine
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
Cr. And she did nothing wrong. What's she supposed to do, ...
Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house
  07/06/21
I don't see the problem. You don't really expect your wife t...
carmine trailer park athletic conference
  07/06/21
Your wife should kill herself if you die, along with your im...
Misunderstood range
  07/06/21
blackpilled
tantric private investor
  07/06/21
*donovan sanchez smiling, internally cackling at that time h...
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
Holy fuck wish I hadn’t seen that diagram
Burgundy lascivious faggot firefighter
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
why didn't they just dig out the rock around him?
Irate university
  07/06/21
They tried that
Self-centered splenetic boiling water goyim
  07/06/21
They did. He sank further and the rescuers got bashed.
Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house
  07/08/21
oh.
honey-headed racy area
  03/22/22
try to empathize with doods like this but come on youve got ...
chocolate motley library
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
https://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2021/03/105546...
chocolate motley library
  07/06/21
poor dood couldnt even die in a cave with a cool sounding na...
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
Yeah he thought he was in the BIRTH CANAL
crystalline concupiscible cruise ship
  07/06/21
but he was actually in the SCOUT HUMBLR or whatever the fuck
twisted queen of the night
  07/06/21
...
Lilac casino useless brakes
  07/06/21
...
180 theater stage
  07/06/21
stuck his 'ead in there for a wee second and the doobs of th...
wonderful masturbator
  07/06/21
...
gaped multi-colored jew
  07/07/21
...
Learning Disabled Forum
  07/08/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
...
House-broken doobsian national security agency den
  07/08/21
...
Overrated ruby site
  07/12/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
...
Azure territorial jap
  03/17/23
*FUCKTUNNEL
Shivering incel
  07/06/21
...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
...
Stirring wine pocket flask
  07/21/21
...
big-titted canary business firm
  03/23/22
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
It’s like a metaphor for biglaw. Earnest guy thinks it...
Lilac casino useless brakes
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
...
180 theater stage
  07/06/21
...
Aphrodisiac nowag parlor
  03/23/22
...
big-titted canary business firm
  03/23/22
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
Amigara Fault?
spruce internet-worthy wrinkle spot
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  07/08/21
Hah...i can relate....i've been caught pretty deep in subthr...
Citrine Electric Furnace
  07/06/21
...
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
Maybe they could have needled him with massive painkillers, ...
cordovan fanboi idiot
  07/06/21
*cuts off legs* *pulls out legs* *torso still wedged*
180 theater stage
  07/06/21
get rid of torso too. just need head + spine
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
The detached head would fall way deeper into the hole
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
just yank it out by the spine like mortal kombat
Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary
  07/06/21
google image nutty putty and there are a lot of nutty pics
cordovan fanboi idiot
  07/06/21
Are there any other 180 caving horror stories (IRL) like thi...
Self-centered splenetic boiling water goyim
  07/06/21
Not quite the same but this is fairly common : https://ww...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
Thank God the sign is there. Otherwise retards might - oh, w...
bistre angry karate
  07/06/21
why does the 'dad' have a different last name than the son. ...
tantric private investor
  07/06/21
There’s a bunch of cave scuba diving horror stories ...
glittery heaven boistinker
  10/06/22
His spirit is probably still stuck in the cave too. Can&rsqu...
Blathering federal office sneaky criminal
  07/06/21
Read this as "goy"
Dashing toilet seat
  07/06/21
fuck bros, the images you can find of his legs sticking up a...
chocolate motley library
  07/06/21
"Boy this is really hard to picture without a photo or ...
crystalline concupiscible cruise ship
  07/06/21
...
Burgundy lascivious faggot firefighter
  07/06/21
...
metal haunted graveyard
  03/17/23
6'ft 200 lb Chad does not have the evolutionary development ...
Sooty Exciting Pervert
  07/06/21
I cannot believe that this is a "hobby" that peopl...
Costumed principal's office
  07/06/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/06/21
...
Balding swashbuckling point
  07/06/21
...
comical state mad cow disease
  07/06/21
...
carmine trailer park athletic conference
  07/06/21
...
Bull headed station stain
  07/07/21
cr... my hobby of barebacking drug addicted women is far saf...
Stimulating flickering locus
  07/08/21
*record scratch “You may be wondering how I ended up ...
Blathering federal office sneaky criminal
  07/06/21
...
Mentally impaired codepig
  07/06/21
...
Boyish location juggernaut
  07/08/21
So how do cavers know if they can fit into an opening before...
Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king
  07/06/21
Just slide and let do
Costumed principal's office
  07/10/21
humans not developing feeler whiskers was a blatant evolutio...
honey-headed racy area
  03/22/22
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/07/09/nutty-putty-i-really/
cerebral theater coldplay fan
  07/07/21
Sounds like my experience here.
Fragrant Tank
  07/07/21
...
Boyish location juggernaut
  07/08/21
...
big buck-toothed pit deer antler
  03/23/22
"nutty putty"? is that like silly putty?
Arousing candlestick maker
  07/07/21
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  03/22/22
I wish I had never entered this thread.
ivory newt
  03/22/22
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  03/23/22
*crams self into thread, can't get out*
180 theater stage
  03/23/22
... head-first.
big-titted canary business firm
  03/23/22
May he forever be held in God’s warm embrace tp
big-titted canary business firm
  03/23/22
...
crimson therapy goal in life
  03/23/22
...
Histrionic Windowlicker Hall
  07/28/22
aka america
twinkling stag film turdskin
  10/06/22
...
Henna Razzle-dazzle Abode Becky
  03/17/23
Crawling around in narrow caves has to be the worst "ex...
bright pea-brained mental disorder people who are hurt
  03/17/23
...
Overrated ruby site
  03/17/23
...
bateful brunch travel guidebook
  03/18/23


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

https://cavehaven.com/nutty-putty-cave-accident/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738005)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: adventurous talking plaza main people

(Sponsored by the new Rolex Explorer 2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42740034)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Overrated ruby site

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42770838)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:11 AM
Author: cerise rambunctious factory reset button

I think about this often. Horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738051)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Aggressive knife

Cr. I read about cave accidents all the time. Seems like a horrible way to die.

Floyd Collins is the one that gets to me. He claimed to have found a large grotto near Mammoth Cave in Kentucky and was exploring the system about 55' underground and 150' from the entrance when a rock pinned his leg. He died after 14 days underground. A rescue shaft reached him just 3 days later.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Collins

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/544782/1925-cave-rescue-that-captivated-the-united-states-floyd-collins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739165)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738569)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Cracking scarlet public bath

Very sad story. Not sure wtf he was thinking doing that tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738571)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738590)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

"It all went wrong 50 feet earlier. It is unclear from the conflicting sources on the internet whether John entered the Birth Canal and accidentally turned and wriggled into the Scout Eater or if he had missed the Birth Canal entirely and crawled into another passageway, just next to the Birth Canal, called Ed’s Push. Now, Ed’s Push does not lead to a larger room. It does not lead anywhere, at least nowhere a 6-foot 200-pound man can fit. Ed’s Push has four uncharted passageways at its end, but they are all too small for a human (if he instead pushed into the Scout Eater, it similarly has a small passageway that doesn’t lead anywhere). In any case, John kept pushing through until he couldn’t continue. To top things off, he had wriggled into a fissure that went nearly straight down, which made him unable to turn back on his own. The narrow crevice he was trapped in measured 10 by 18 inches. This size is comparable to the opening of a front-loading washing machine, except it wasn’t a perfect circle and he was stuck in the tightest part of the opening. Trapped more than 100 feet below the ground, and deep inside the cave, all John could do was wait and pray."

HEY YOU DUMB FUCKIGN ASSHOLE, HOW ABOUT YOU NOT WIGGLE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE INTO A NARROW CREVICE AND "PUSH THROUGH" UNTIL YOU CANT CONTINUE?

"As the rescuer suffered severe facial injuries from the impact with a metal carabineer and couldn’t continue his rescue efforts, he had to switch places with his dad who was also on the rescue team...A total of 137 rescuers worked hard for 27 hours to save John but had to leave the tragic site with empty hands and heavy hearts. "

so this dumb fuck not only got himself killed by being a stupid asshole, but wasted a ton of time and money in attempts to save him, and smashed anotehr guy's face open. all to get some retarded thrills wriggling around in "caves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738597)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

Worse he had a kid and his wife was pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738603)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:25 AM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

jfc even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738617)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: tantric private investor

also he was a cardiology resident–him and his wife were probably taking out tons of debt assuming he'd be raking mid six figures for the rest of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738884)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic gunner party of the first part

So you're saying he left the credit card companies high and dry?

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739190)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:46 PM
Author: tantric private investor

at the very least the mortgage will pwn her and any credit cards she took out in her name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739197)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: blue hairraiser hissy fit faggotry

Starting to seem less like an accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738792)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: wild clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738920)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738949)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: Bull headed station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739125)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house

Lol, classic xo right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739400)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:05 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063146)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: twisted queen of the night

hope they did a c section if the kid inherited pops' shitty cave wriggling genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739018)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42740025)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Lay Doctorate

Or ability/luck in locating the birth canal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42743363)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 9:03 AM
Author: Balding swashbuckling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42743367)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748137)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 11:46 PM
Author: honey-headed racy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201115)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Personal Credit Line Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42770802)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:06 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063148)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748128)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: House-broken doobsian national security agency den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42750725)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: effete hideous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42770784)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Personal Credit Line Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42770799)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:06 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063147)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Balding swashbuckling point

caving seems like an extremely retarded hobby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738620)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:33 AM
Author: Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal

it's hard to think of anything less appealing than wriggling through small, hard crack in the earth in pitch darkness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738651)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Costumed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738687)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Balding swashbuckling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738753)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738781)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

how about putting ur dick in a small, wet, mushy crack filled with disease and yeast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738795)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: chocolate motley library

gotta let it air out first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738896)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738812)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Bull headed station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738882)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: plum judgmental stage

this sounds like my personal hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738973)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: twisted queen of the night

hell for u, heaven for ur cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739029)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Aggressive knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739272)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:21 PM
Author: Dashing toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42740084)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748121)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2021 3:52 PM
Author: Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42760238)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:06 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063149)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: sienna thriller theatre kitty cat

b-b-b-but think of all the people on Twitter and Facebook that you'll impress with your photos and posts!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739110)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739508)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Aqua chapel

Horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738625)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: turquoise diverse shrine

To be fair,

Oh, fortuitous extremely-narrow dead-end cave channel easily mistaken for a different subterranean passage!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738626)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:34 AM
Author: Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738654)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:30 AM
Author: Citrine Electric Furnace

this is probably what he sounded like as he was attempting to squeeze himself free while suffocating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9irWYNanm0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738637)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:33 AM
Author: Blathering federal office sneaky criminal

As much as this site gives shit to ipa tits dads drinking craft beer at breweries all weekend, at least these guys aren’t in any real danger. The problem with the dude in OP is that looking at his photo you could tell he didn’t drink alcohol so he needed another thrill. Everyone as a kid thought caves were cool and then they hit puberty and discovered girls and alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738652)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Citrine Electric Furnace

stop trying to make it seem like it's a dork or incel thing, like playing video games. there are plenty of extreme sports/thrill-seeker types who get laid (in fact, women are attracted to that shit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738667)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo roommate

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739016)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:56 AM
Author: comical state mad cow disease

Daniel says: May 14, 2021 at 2:57 am

His wife didnt take long to move on

REPLY

Raye says: June 6, 2021 at 11:00 pm

How someone deals with grief and living past the death of a loved one is not for you to decide or comment on. You are gross for thinking it relevant to post here.

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738739)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

link to wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738751)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: Balding swashbuckling point

need more details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738756)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738783)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

https://www.deseret.com/2014/11/24/20553560/john-jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness#emily-jones-sanchez-with-her-children-lizzie-left-and-john-right-and-husband-donovan-sanchez-at-their-wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738845)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:38 AM
Author: tantric private investor

makes sense. the bargain of her being with the dead guy was that she was marrying a doctor. and by god, she was getting a doctor husband one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738929)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739017)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:09 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063151)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: crystalline concupiscible cruise ship

Based on the timing (they were announcing the pregnancy, meaning she was probably 3 months pregnant, and she didn't start dating until the kid was 1 year old), she waited about a year and a half to start seeing anyone else. That doesn't seem very rushed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738974)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house

Remarrying ASAP is tcr after her dumbass husband crammed himself in a rock. That’s best for the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739431)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:01 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739943)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 12:35 AM
Author: cerise rambunctious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42742492)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: House-broken doobsian national security agency den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42750375)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: big-titted canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202672)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:09 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063152)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Property

“ But when her son John was around 1 year old, she started to notice that he would latch on to any man who spent time with him.

“I was really surprised, but it broke my heart,” she said. “He just really needed a dad. That was really hard….”

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42747740)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 3:56 AM
Author: Nudist institution degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42747969)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:25 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748122)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 4:00 PM
Author: Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house

Imagine her husband being kept alive on a feeding tube in the cave for years reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42750699)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 12:31 AM
Author: very tactful laughsome base stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46062902)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

http://www.caveexplorer.com/john-jones-nutty-putty-last-anal-sex.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738887)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:06 PM
Author: Crusty Chestnut Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739970)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

Do you think in an instance like this you can ask for one final ass fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738762)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: cordovan fanboi idiot

absolutely my biggest terror.

cannot even finish the article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738778)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

lodged in a coffin-like space where u can barely breathe, feeling the pounding in your ass from the elite chad spelunker team positioned above u that was called in to give u one final ass fuck before u expire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738791)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

They broke his legs on the rescue attempt jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738793)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

this was to enable them to get access to his asshole -- they made a reasonable calculation about risk vs reward relying on the opinion of the team's chad ethicist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738798)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: twisted queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739036)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: Bisexual talented messiness son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738797)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

Deep state know your deepest fear now beaver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738809)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:12 AM
Author: flirting frisky market

Spoiler: he was 99% free and then the rope anchor broke and dropped him back down on his head killing him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738823)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

Summary of comments on this sad fact from the article:

"HEY MAN, LAY OFF THEM, THEY WERE VOLUNTEERS! VOLUNTEERS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738826)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: violent swollen dog poop

not a spelunker. but why couldn't they do the same thing and pull the guy up again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738841)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: flirting frisky market

They already determined he was dead and someone got fucked up when the thing broke so they just sealed his body in there instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738880)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Shivering incel

I don’t know if this is him but this picture comes up on Google searches for his name and makes my stomach turn

https://i2.wp.com/1.bp.blogspot.com/-909vauTCS7w/W7w3-K7uF3I/AAAAAAAAC3Q/9Ogt_BCDqss74ALY7aeqHMDjTWZOdYtBACLcBGAs/s640/IMG_20181009_103729.jpg?resize=640%2C426&ssl=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738863)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

Not him and he died upside down rescuers could only see his feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738872)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: up-to-no-good green ratface corner

Didn't they get a camera to him at one point? At least to the point of his anus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738875)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Shivering incel

*anxiety intensifies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738840)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

https://www.deseret.com/2014/11/24/20553560/john-jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness#emily-jones-sanchez-with-her-children-lizzie-left-and-john-right-and-husband-donovan-sanchez-at-their-wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738842)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

“I had some neat experiences where I had a change of heart,” she said. “Before I thought, ‘I have to be loyal to John. I have to stick it out,’ and then I started to realize that allowing myself to love again didn’t mean loving John any less. Now, more than ever, I realize that it’s really the opposite is true. I feel like I can love John more, and better, because of my relationship with Donovan. I think my capacity to love has increased.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738867)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:35 AM
Author: chocolate motley library

lmao these fucking trollops would leave you in a second if you got injured and couldnt provide and rationalize it all away while getting deep DICKED by DONOVAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738908)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738966)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:26 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748125)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Drab shaky persian home

Jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739002)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: crystalline concupiscible cruise ship

She waited a year-and-a-half. Also she's a Mormon. They're bred for marriage/children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739010)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: carmine trailer park athletic conference

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739030)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

cr this is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739045)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house

Cr. And she did nothing wrong. What's she supposed to do, honor the memory of a literal Darwin award winner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42742249)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: carmine trailer park athletic conference

I don't see the problem. You don't really expect your wife to never remarry if you die do you? I expressly tell mine that she should if that were to happen both because kids need a strong male figure and because it's unfair to expect someone to live life alone forever if their spouse has died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739027)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood range

Your wife should kill herself if you die, along with your immediate and extended family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739041)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: tantric private investor

blackpilled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739051)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: twisted queen of the night

*donovan sanchez smiling, internally cackling at that time he threw a bunch of boulders into that cave passage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739050)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Burgundy lascivious faggot firefighter

Holy fuck wish I hadn’t seen that diagram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738892)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:11 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063153)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: Irate university

why didn't they just dig out the rock around him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738909)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Self-centered splenetic boiling water goyim

They tried that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739376)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: Zippy sickened dragon step-uncle's house

They did. He sank further and the rescuers got bashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42750702)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: honey-headed racy area

oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201129)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: chocolate motley library

try to empathize with doods like this but come on youve got to be a HUGE asshole to try to live a real life "the descent" into a tiny rock hole that's obviously going to see you die one of the worst possible deaths a human can die but only after hundreds of people give themselves PTSD trying to pull your dumbass out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738919)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748135)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: chocolate motley library

https://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2021/03/1055461/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42738948)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: twisted queen of the night

poor dood couldnt even die in a cave with a cool sounding name

"yeah grandpa died in NUTTY PUTTY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739005)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: crystalline concupiscible cruise ship

Yeah he thought he was in the BIRTH CANAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739014)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: twisted queen of the night

but he was actually in the SCOUT HUMBLR or whatever the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739021)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Lilac casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739049)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: 180 theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739182)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful masturbator

stuck his 'ead in there for a wee second and the doobs of the deep caught his scent. they pulled 'im out and his 'ead was all but gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739292)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: gaped multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42743404)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 3:23 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42747937)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748131)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: House-broken doobsian national security agency den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42750378)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: Overrated ruby site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42770866)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:11 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063154)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 6:57 AM
Author: Azure territorial jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063256)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Shivering incel

*FUCKTUNNEL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739038)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739047)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring wine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42820922)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: big-titted canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202671)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:12 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063155)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Lilac casino useless brakes

It’s like a metaphor for biglaw. Earnest guy thinks it will be a lot of fun going in, gets stuck in a dark place because he made a wrong move, and fades away, then his wife quickly moves on and marries a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739069)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739088)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: 180 theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739184)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac nowag parlor

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201604)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: big-titted canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202674)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 6:48 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063251)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:23 PM
Author: spruce internet-worthy wrinkle spot

Amigara Fault?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739119)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748132)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: Citrine Electric Furnace

Hah...i can relate....i've been caught pretty deep in subthread wastelands before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739191)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:52 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739229)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 12:57 PM
Author: cordovan fanboi idiot

Maybe they could have needled him with massive painkillers, knock him completely out. Then break his legs as needed, even amputate the legs.

Damn Id rather come out a torso than die in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739251)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: 180 theater stage

*cuts off legs*

*pulls out legs*

*torso still wedged*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739265)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

get rid of torso too. just need head + spine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739363)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

The detached head would fall way deeper into the hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739409)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Sinister White Hominid Sanctuary

just yank it out by the spine like mortal kombat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739426)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: cordovan fanboi idiot

google image nutty putty and there are a lot of nutty pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739378)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Self-centered splenetic boiling water goyim

Are there any other 180 caving horror stories (IRL) like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739382)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall

Not quite the same but this is fairly common :

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584457/Father-teenage-son-died-Christmas-Day-cave-dive-ran-air-losing-track-time.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739427)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: bistre angry karate

Thank God the sign is there. Otherwise retards might - oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739844)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:53 PM
Author: tantric private investor

why does the 'dad' have a different last name than the son. seems cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739890)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: glittery heaven boistinker

There’s a bunch of cave scuba diving horror stories

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Mount_Gambier_cave_diving_accident

On 26 May 1973, a group of nine divers arrived at Mount Gambier in South Australia with the intention of cave diving at "The Shaft," a 3 feet (0.91 m) wide sinkhole opening leading to a large underwater cavern, famous among divers for its clear water and interesting internal structure.[5] John H. Bockerman, Peter S. Burr, Christine M. Millott, Glen Millott, Stephen Millott, Larry Reynolds, Gordon G. Roberts, and Robert J. Smith were the eight divers intending to venture into the cave; a ninth group member, Joan Harper, had decided she wouldn't be diving, and would instead remain beside the sinkhole, preparing hot soup and assisting the group in other ways.[2]

The day prior to the accident, the group signed the guestbook at the farmhouse of B.V. Ashby,[6] and completed a successful dive at the sinkhole, extending a shot line approximately 150 feet (46 m) into the water and reaching the primary point of interest known as the "rock pile", a central pile of limestone rubble about 40 meters directly below the sinkhole entrance. They briefly explored the perimeter of the rock pile before surfacing. With their shot line already in place, the group planned to return the next morning and continue exploring the cavern.[2]

The group arrived at the sinkhole on the morning of 28 May after refilling their 72 cubic feet (2.0 m3) cylinders at Mount Gambier, and quickly descended to the rock pile. Reports from the divers indicate that they had not planned to explore beyond "the edge", a narrow and downward-sloping continuation of the cave on one side of the main chamber, far from the natural light shaft provided by the sinkhole opening. The rock pile was generally considered the boundary for safe recreational diving; the surrounding cavern was dark, unexplored, covered in loose silt and limestone rubble, and continued downward to depths where the effects of nitrogen narcosis become extreme if the breathing gas is not diluted by helium. Even at the depths of the rock pile perimeter, the effects of narcosis would have been significant, which may have already been impacting the judgement of the divers.[2]

While the initial descent went smoothly, the eight divers neglected several recognised safety procedures early in the dive. The shot line did not extend all the way to the cavern floor, and was not equipped with extra air tanks, nor were the divers prepared with adequate air management strategies. The group had not established specific diving partners, and they did not use any form of safety guide line; Glen Millott later stated they did not use safety lines because eight separate lines in such a confined space would have created a dangerous situation for the divers. Robert Smith, who had dived at the sinkhole on eight previous occasions and established most of the dive plan, was not expecting the other members of the group to venture as far into the cave as they did.[2]

Accident

Edit

Separate accounts from the four surviving divers were pieced together with the help of former Chief Superintendent Wallace B. Budd to establish a timeline of what happened to the four victims. At the perimeter of the rock pile, Smith began to feel the effects of nitrogen narcosis. His depth gauge read approximately 180 feet (55 m). An experienced diver, familiar with the symptoms of narcosis, Smith signaled to his group that he was returning to the top of the rock pile. The group signaled that they were going to continue exploring. Smith stayed by the rock pile, circling it for around 8 minutes while searching for animal bones. He then saw the torch of Glen Millott returning from the direction the others had gone. Glen Millott had been monitoring his air, and knew that he was out of time; he had attempted to tap Christine Millott on the arm and remind her that her time was also up, but the two were separated before he could. Smith and Glen Millott met and surfaced together to find that Larry Reynolds had already returned from his dive. Half a minute later, Peter Burr surfaced with almost no air left in his tank.[2]

Knowing the others would have similarly low air supplies, Glen Millott quickly put on a spare tank and returned to the water. He descended to a depth of 225 feet (69 m), where the cliff began to drop off. At the edge, he found Stephen Millott's torch and camera. Significant amounts of silt had been disturbed, and the visibility had reduced to nearly zero. Glen Millott had no choice but to decompress and return to the surface. By the time he surfaced, an ambulance had arrived at the sinkhole. Peter Burr returned to the cavern for one more look, but found nobody. By that point, the group was aware that they were looking for bodies, and not survivors.[2]

At the end of the planned dive, upon turning around to return to the surface, the surviving divers saw Christine Millott and Gordon Roberts attempt to ascend quickly back to the rock pile. However, instead of ascending along the slope they went down, they swam straight up, possibly because they were worried their air would be exhausted soon. The two divers swam directly upward into a dome in the ceiling which had no exit. Reynolds reported seeing their torches frantically searching for an exit before Roberts signaled back that they were lost.[clarification needed] According to Reynolds, Christine Millott and Gordon Roberts looked "frightened." This was the last time the two were seen. Likely suffering from nitrogen narcosis, and surrounded in silt allowing minimal visibility, the two failed to find an exit. They exhausted their air supply and drowned; their bodies were later found together below the ceiling dome they had failed to escape. Reports suggest that Christine Millott and Gordon Roberts may have been holding each other, as they knew their death was imminent. Their bodies were found together.[2]

Further down and around the same time, one surviving diver says they witnessed a member of their group swimming strongly downward further into the cave. This was John Bockerman, who was likely under the effects of severe nitrogen narcosis, and may have been unaware that he was swimming to his death. His body was located about 20 feet (6.1 m) further from where he was last seen, and was at the greatest depth of the four victims.[2]

The fourth casualty, Stephen Millott, may have been seen lost beneath the cave ceiling shortly before the surviving divers surfaced. Although his torch and camera were found deep at the base of the rock pile, his body was found under an overhang at a depth of only 50 feet (15 m). Compared with the other victims, little is known about Stephen's final moments, but he was wearing a buoyancy vest, and to have been found under an overhang it is likely that he was buoyant at the time of death.[2]

Edit

A search of the cave by the police Underwater Recovery Squad to a depth of 200 feet (61 m) was initiated on 29 May 1973, the day after the accident. The search was brief, and no bodies were found. The team was aware that they were underprepared for a dive in such conditions, and the operation was described by Chief Inspector Wallace Budd of the South-Eastern Division police headquarters in Mount Gambier as a "learn as you go exercise."[2][7] A second attempt was made on 30 May, again unsuccessful. The police search was ultimately postponed as the team sought Naval expertise on the dive, the training for which was expected to take several months.[2]

The following January, the landowners permitted a television film crew, making a documentary on cave diving in the Lower South East, to enter the sinkhole. On 22 January 1974, after several days of diving in other caves in the area, the crew descended to a depth of 50 feet (15 m) and, using professional lighting equipment, illuminated the cave "like daylight."[2] A technician looking in the direction of two of his teammates noticed what appeared to be a third person behind them. Further inspection revealed that it was a body in a wetsuit. The team turned the light away immediately and surfaced together to report their findings. According to the crew, the body was not filmed. On the morning of 23 January 1974, police arrived at the sinkhole and dove to a depth of 50 feet (15 m), where they found a body floating under a ledge against the sloped cavern roof. The body was immediately towed out, and police divers continued searching to a depth of 180 feet (55 m), finding nothing else. The body was initially only identifiable by the equipment it was wearing, and official identification required dental records. The body was found to be that of Stephen Millott.[2]

The landowners, growing increasingly uncomfortable with the remaining three bodies stuck on their property, approached an amateur diving team from Melbourne to begin recovery efforts. However, the police diving team was finalising their recovery preparations around the same time.[2]

On 9 March 1974, R. G. Trayner and a team of divers entered "The Shaft" equipped with substantially improved diving gear. At a depth of 185 feet (56 m), Trayner saw a body below him laying on its back. On further examination, he found a second body directly beneath it. These were the bodies of Christine Millott and Gordon Roberts. 20 feet (6.1 m) deeper, Trayner also located the body of John Bockerman beneath a rock ledge. He attempted to move the body into a more easily-recoverable position, but abandoned the effort knowing he did not have sufficient air.[2]

The next day, the divers attempted to return and recover the bodies, but did not succeed, and the effort was called off after the water became too murky. Several more dives were attempted, but the bodies could not be relocated. Finally, on the third day of diving, the bodies were found, and Christine Millott and Gordon Roberts were recovered from a depth of 195 feet (59 m) on 11 March 1974. Attempts were made to recover Bockerman's body from a depth of 215 feet (66 m) the following morning, but the divers aborted the recovery because of the onset of nitrogen narcosis.[2]

The divers were sent home for a month to recover from the extended efforts and to further train for the final body recovery, which was the most challenging because of its extreme depth and position. The final dive plan included one day of diving to secure location of the body using a guide line, a rest day for the divers to recover from potential narcotic effects, though narcotic effects are now known to dissipate immediately on ascending, with no after effects,[8][9] and a third day to recover the body. The divers experienced significant narcosis during both days of diving, but their improved equipment and procedures ensured the operation went as planned, and John H. Bockerman's body was recovered from the cave on 9 April 1974, 11 months and 11 days after the accident.[2]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#45288103)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Blathering federal office sneaky criminal

His spirit is probably still stuck in the cave too. Can’t get around the body to escape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739402)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Dashing toilet seat

Read this as "goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739407)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: chocolate motley library

fuck bros, the images you can find of his legs sticking up are BLEAK

definitely not a "peak experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739434)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible cruise ship

"Boy this is really hard to picture without a photo or diagr-.....FUCK!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739460)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Burgundy lascivious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739959)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:12 AM
Author: metal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063157)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Sooty Exciting Pervert

6'ft 200 lb Chad does not have the evolutionary development of a 5'3 140 lb nimble twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739636)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Costumed principal's office

I cannot believe that this is a "hobby" that people do in their spare time, it's fucking insane and retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739789)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739832)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: Balding swashbuckling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739947)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:07 PM
Author: comical state mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739974)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: carmine trailer park athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42742254)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 3:14 AM
Author: Bull headed station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42742960)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 7:32 AM
Author: Stimulating flickering locus

cr... my hobby of barebacking drug addicted women is far safer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748239)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Blathering federal office sneaky criminal

*record scratch

“You may be wondering how I ended up here…”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739825)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 2:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42739875)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 8:48 AM
Author: Boyish location juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748389)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Tan charismatic hairy legs philosopher-king

So how do cavers know if they can fit into an opening before they try? Do they just eyeball and think, "Yeah that might work"?

Everyone who was a kid and liked to climb into tight spaces knows it's easy to get halfway through something before becoming jammed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42740060)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Costumed principal's office

Just slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42760756)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: honey-headed racy area

humans not developing feeler whiskers was a blatant evolutionary failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201142)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: cerebral theater coldplay fan

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/07/09/nutty-putty-i-really/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42742623)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 9:03 AM
Author: Fragrant Tank

Sounds like my experience here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42743370)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2021 8:48 AM
Author: Boyish location juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42748390)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: big buck-toothed pit deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202305)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: Arousing candlestick maker

"nutty putty"? is that like silly putty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#42743414)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201103)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 11:46 PM
Author: ivory newt

I wish I had never entered this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44201120)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202257)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 10:00 AM
Author: 180 theater stage

*crams self into thread, can't get out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202268)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: big-titted canary business firm

... head-first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202311)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: big-titted canary business firm

May he forever be held in God’s warm embrace tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202278)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: crimson therapy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44202635)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#44930789)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling stag film turdskin

aka america

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#45287985)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 12:28 AM
Author: Henna Razzle-dazzle Abode Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46062899)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: bright pea-brained mental disorder people who are hurt

Crawling around in narrow caves has to be the worst "extreme" hobby. Why would anyone do that for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46062913)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2023 4:26 AM
Author: Overrated ruby site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46063161)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2023 1:48 AM
Author: bateful brunch travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4871997&forum_id=2#46067612)