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Hypo: You are warned that the FBI is on its way to arrest you (2 hr headstart)
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Date: July 16th, 2021 11:24 PM Author: bald turbo fag For each day you evade the feds, you get $10k USDC deposited in an untraceable crypto wallet. Would your first step be to convert all your money to monero or just gtfo out of town instantly? buy camping gear at walmart? what would be your action plan? how long could you evade them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795281) |
Date: July 16th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: hank_scorpio xii First step is absolutely leave town, with two hours I probably just drive a few hours and think of somewhere to ditch the car as I drive. That opens up their search radius a lot. From there I try to figure out how to pull out some money while having another quick exit. Unless I’m something very high profile they won’t have even checked to see if I have bank accounts probably. Definitely stick to are country for the drive to avoid cameras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795301) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:42 AM Author: bald turbo fag cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795916) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: cuttingtable (Christ is King) tape ipad on each side of body playing hunter biden laptop pics/documents 24/7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795923) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: ..,..,,,..................,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795982) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 AM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796030) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:01 AM Author: lsd (lsd) Lmao Jfc.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796064) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:44 PM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 1992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797673) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:10 AM Author: The Manga-Perusing Attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796240) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:12 AM Author: dont run (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796244) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:20 AM Author: Richard, from England (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796259) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: Angra Mainyu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797270) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:51 PM Author: .........,..,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,,,,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797906) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:16 PM Author: Motivated BJ Penn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797982) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 7:15 PM Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42798507) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:31 PM Author: Hegemon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799036) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:36 PM Author: killfucker420 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799059) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:30 PM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 1992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799347) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM Author: Credited Response Theory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821349) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:54 AM Author: DrakeMallard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821358) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:28 AM Author: I have cum in some men. (ππΊπ©π»π€) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821467) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:29 AM Author: brian stelter (GJR) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821472) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:34 AM Author: ;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;. Lock myself in a room filled with photos found on Hunter Biden's laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796001) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 AM Author: Hot Take Cake drive to DHS headquarters and offer my asshole as tribute, work for them and catch the biggest fish above me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796029) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:38 AM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Load food and supplies into a backpack and round up my cats into soft carriers placed in large duffel bag: 15 minutes.
Walk to friend's house: 15 minutes.
Convince him to fly me in his Cessna: Take off within 60 minutes.
30 minutes of buffer.
Fly to Wyoming.
Get taxi to uncle's house and steal dirt bike from back shed.
Ride to his friend's cabin. Break in.
Chill in the mountains.
Then what? |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:41 PM Author: AZNgirl sampling chocobar, vomiting Alright, listen up,
Poast |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 1992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797674) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> I'll have to see whether it's a StarLink location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:30 PM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 1992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799349) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: MASE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797699) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:04 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799209) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 AM Author: Valiant Head to nearest FBI field office and impersonate a janitor. Like Sauron searching for Frodo, they'd never think to look right under their noses.
Alternatively, mess up my house as if I left in a hurry, then pay someone to drive my car into a lake. Meanwhile I'd simply hide under my bed. After they realized I "fled", they would take off and I would just chill in my house and read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, and Cervantes for a couple weeks. Even if they had the place under surveillance, no one would enter or leave and they'd have no idea I was there the whole time. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: lsd (lsd) Cr plan and 180 reading material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796070) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:10 AM Author: The Manga-Perusing Attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796241) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:13 PM Author: filipino rex Is this during business hours so I can drain my accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797209) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:14 PM Author: hank_scorpio xii you'd really waste your 2 hours trying to withdraw tens of thousands of dollars from your shithead bank? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797213) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:28 PM Author: filipino rex How long does it take to withdraw like 25k? Feel like the FBI could easily track your movements if you used cards etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797586) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: hank_scorpio xii In cash? Idk but I bet it isn’t quick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797654) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> I cashed a $7k check at the issuer's bank one time. It only took about 10 or 15 minutes. That's the most physical cash I've ever had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797701) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:14 PM Author: If I May I've cashed $20k before. Took 15 mins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797815) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:43 PM Author: (?) did you ever read the story about the Maine hermit? Amazing he survived those brutal winters all those years. i'd probably try to copy him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797666) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... This hypo is useless without more details about the $10k per day. Do I get $10k in cash every day? Does it get deposited into my account daily, so I risk being detected if I withdraw it? Or do I only get the money when I get caught?
Without knowing what kind of money I have access to, I would follow a strategy along these lines:
1) Try to withdraw enough cash to survive for at least a couple weeks. 2) Convert the rest of my liquid assets into crypto. 3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads. 4) Buy a hat, a fake beard, and some hair dye as soon as I am a reasonable distance away. Also get a burner phone. 5) Steal a license plate off someone's car that looks similar to my car and replace their plate with mine. Hopefully they don't notice for a while. Repeat this process if necessary. 6) Find a bitcoin ATM where I can withdraw a significant amount of crypto. Buy a car with cash. Drive my existing car into a lake or something like that. 7) Go to a reasonably large city and find a motel where I can rent a room for an extended period of time in cash.
If I am getting $10k per day that I can easily access, I think I'm golden at this point. If my appearance has been sufficiently altered, the likelihood that they will be able to find me in a high-turnover flop house is very low. But if I have to use my existing resources, then I would probably need to find a job that lets me work under the table and get paid in cash. That would make things significantly more challenging, and I would need to think about the best way to do that. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> "Or do I only get the money when I get caught?"
The entire endgame is underdeveloped.
Do you just get caught and released because it was a game all along?
Are you going to federal prison once you get caught? |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:13 PM Author: Mainlining the secret truth of the universe (Brought to you by Carl's Jr. ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797971) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:05 PM Author: (?) how do you register said car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797774) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... Initially I probably wouldn't. If I pay a seller enough over their asking price in cash, they probably won't bother to make sure that I transfer the title over. Eventually I would try to make a friend and convince them to let me put it in their name and let me drive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797787) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: (?) would long-term car rental be better idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797798) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> You might be able to buy, in cash, from a private party and then title the car in the name of an LLC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797811) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> "3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads."
Two hours isn't a lot of time to get out of town in much of the West, but it's worth more as you go east. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: filipino rex I’m assuming they show up at your house in 2 hours. It’s going to take them at least another couple hours for them to develop a game plan/get an idea of where you went. You probably have until the next day before they have any chance of being on your tail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797863) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:14 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> OP needs to let us know how motivated the FBI is in this case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797973) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM Author: filipino rex cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797997) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:23 AM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 1992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821233) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong I have a friend who lives in the south, I give him 10k to sneak into the closest NASCAR track and hang a noose somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797818) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:00 PM Author: Hegemon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799190) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:09 PM Author: Credited Response Theory i would flee to Russia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797957) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM Author: niggardly jigger (π₯ ) There's a flight to Ecuador in one hour. I'm leaving my phone and paying my roommate a handsome sum to drive me to the airport immediately. I have a good friend in Quito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797999) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Hegemon - Throw guns, gear, and tools in truck: 20 minutes - switch plates: 2 minutes - buy international plane tickets online out of an airport in the opposite direction of my travel: 7 minutes - head south on the highway, toss my cell in the bed of a southbound pickup, turn around: 10 minutes - head for British Columbian wilderness, where I will build a cabin with my tools and wait things out I give myself between 5 and 21 days, and maybe longer if they didn't have high resolution cameras watching my location as soon as they decided to come for me. If they had no eyes on me at all, six months or longer. Their best odds are to get me before I get to BC, because once I'm there, they're gonna have a rough time of it. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM Author: Credited Response Theory 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821348) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:53 PM Author: AZNgirl sampling chocobar, vomiting Alright, listen up,
Get on a sightseeing tour bus and fiddle with the controls at the Hoover Dam. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:59 AM Author: community violence Remove cock from pants (1 min)
Jerk said cock off until it ejaculates (10 minutes)
Poast (75 minutes)
Jerk said cock off again (15 minutes)
Watch an episode of Seinfeld (20 minutes) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:31 AM Author: I have cum in some men. (ππΊπ©π»π€) Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821476) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:17 AM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., Call mom and tell her she needs to come help wife watch kids. Email boss and share some unfiltered analysis. Post until cops show up and then enjoy a free vacation at Club Fed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821434) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:19 AM Author: clown boner immediately call up all of my friends and tell them the "wedding" is happening and they need to come over ASAP and bring the "decorations". we text all the time and hang out irl daily, so I should have no problem getting 5-10 of them over within in hour. After that, I will start a brainstorming session where we will discuss planning, trade equipment, and troubleshoot the finishing details. This will fill up the last hour
After the fbi shows up and I will peacefully surrender and hope for an aquital after the jury learns that I know choose to live as a gay man and all of my best friends are paid fbi informants |