Hypo: You are warned that the FBI is on its way to arrest you (2 hr headstart)
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:38 AM Author: Transparent shrine
Load food and supplies into a backpack and round up my cats into soft carriers placed in large duffel bag: 15 minutes.
Walk to friend's house: 15 minutes.
Convince him to fly me in his Cessna: Take off within 60 minutes.
30 minutes of buffer.
Fly to Wyoming.
Get taxi to uncle's house and steal dirt bike from back shed.
Ride to his friend's cabin. Break in.
Chill in the mountains.
Then what?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796047) |
Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 AM Author: floppy plaza patrolman
Head to nearest FBI field office and impersonate a janitor. Like Sauron searching for Frodo, they'd never think to look right under their noses.
Alternatively, mess up my house as if I left in a hurry, then pay someone to drive my car into a lake. Meanwhile I'd simply hide under my bed. After they realized I "fled", they would take off and I would just chill in my house and read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, and Cervantes for a couple weeks. Even if they had the place under surveillance, no one would enter or leave and they'd have no idea I was there the whole time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796049) |
Date: July 17th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Pale faggot firefighter rigor
This hypo is useless without more details about the $10k per day. Do I get $10k in cash every day? Does it get deposited into my account daily, so I risk being detected if I withdraw it? Or do I only get the money when I get caught?
Without knowing what kind of money I have access to, I would follow a strategy along these lines:
1) Try to withdraw enough cash to survive for at least a couple weeks.
2) Convert the rest of my liquid assets into crypto.
3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads.
4) Buy a hat, a fake beard, and some hair dye as soon as I am a reasonable distance away. Also get a burner phone.
5) Steal a license plate off someone's car that looks similar to my car and replace their plate with mine. Hopefully they don't notice for a while. Repeat this process if necessary.
6) Find a bitcoin ATM where I can withdraw a significant amount of crypto. Buy a car with cash. Drive my existing car into a lake or something like that.
7) Go to a reasonably large city and find a motel where I can rent a room for an extended period of time in cash.
If I am getting $10k per day that I can easily access, I think I'm golden at this point. If my appearance has been sufficiently altered, the likelihood that they will be able to find me in a high-turnover flop house is very low. But if I have to use my existing resources, then I would probably need to find a job that lets me work under the table and get paid in cash. That would make things significantly more challenging, and I would need to think about the best way to do that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797757) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Transparent shrine
"Or do I only get the money when I get caught?"
The entire endgame is underdeveloped.
Do you just get caught and released because it was a game all along?
Are you going to federal prison once you get caught?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797768) |
Date: July 17th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: emerald violent heaven
- Throw guns, gear, and tools in truck: 20 minutes
- switch plates: 2 minutes
- buy international plane tickets online out of an airport in the opposite direction of my travel: 7 minutes
- head south on the highway, toss my cell in the bed of a southbound pickup, turn around: 10 minutes
- head for British Columbian wilderness, where I will build a cabin with my tools and wait things out
I give myself between 5 and 21 days, and maybe longer if they didn't have high resolution cameras watching my location as soon as they decided to come for me. If they had no eyes on me at all, six months or longer. Their best odds are to get me before I get to BC, because once I'm there they're gonna have a rough time of it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799091) |
Date: July 17th, 2021 9:53 PM Author: Clear razzle athletic conference
Alright, listen up,
Get on a sightseeing tour bus and fiddle with the controls at the Hoover Dam.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799168) |
Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:59 AM Author: Free-loading haunting pocket flask
Remove cock from pants (1 min)
Jerk said cock off until it ejaculates (10 minutes)
Poast (75 minutes)
Jerk said cock off again (15 minutes)
Watch an episode of Seinfeld (20 minutes)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821384) |
Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:19 AM Author: offensive pisswyrm jewess
immediately call up all of my friends and tell them the "wedding" is happening and they need to come over ASAP and bring the "decorations". we text all the time and hang out irl daily, so I should have no problem getting 5-10 of them over within in hour. After that, I will start a brainstorming session where we will discuss planning, trade equipment, and troubleshoot the finishing details. This will fill up the last hour
After the fbi shows up and I will peacefully surrender and hope for an aquital after the jury learns that I know choose to live as a gay man and all of my best friends are paid fbi informants
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821440) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 8:18 PM Author: fragrant poppy cuckoldry roast beef
id buy hte boat or borrow it most likely from somone i trust
seems easy af for someone like you in fl, just cruise up gulf or gulfstream to SC or biloxi and go from there
shit is easy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836509) |
Date: July 24th, 2021 6:30 PM Author: sticky therapy
First, I'd call my barber from a burner phone and ask if he's vaccinated because I need an appointment -- he knows what I mean by that. At that moment, I will have under an hour to pack and meet him at his shop.
I'd pack my camping gear, two handguns, a rifle, and a couple ammo cases. I'd also take all of my physical gold and silver, the $10k cash I keep on-hand, and my adderall. My camping gear includes a one-person tent, sleeping bag, e-tool, multiple knives, paracord, 200 lb test fishing line, and a flint & steel. It all fits neatly in a backpack and is pretty compact.
On the way to the shop, I'd stop by a UPS store and ship my phone via UPS Express Critical (same day, next-flight-out service) to my old address in MFH. They'd see my phone ping at the airport and then in a couple hours in NYC.
At the shop, my barber would be able to take care of my car and get me out of the country. Within 24 hours, I'd be on an island sipping a Mai Tai and looking fresh as fuck, because my barber is a master of his craft.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836138) |
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