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Hypo: You are warned that the FBI is on its way to arrest you (2 hr headstart)

For each day you evade the feds, you get $10k USDC deposited...
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Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen
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First step is absolutely leave town, with two hours I probab...
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Lock myself in a room filled with photos found on Hunter Bid...
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  07/17/21
drive to DHS headquarters and offer my asshole as tribute, w...
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  07/17/21
Load food and supplies into a backpack and round up my cats ...
Transparent shrine
  07/17/21
Alright, listen up, Poast
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dashing idiotic jew
  07/17/21
I'll have to see whether it's a StarLink location.
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Head to nearest FBI field office and impersonate a janitor. ...
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Maize Stock Car
  07/17/21
Is this during business hours so I can drain my accounts?
ebony goal in life
  07/17/21
you'd really waste your 2 hours trying to withdraw tens of t...
Motley nudist selfie
  07/17/21
How long does it take to withdraw like 25k? Feel like the FB...
ebony goal in life
  07/17/21
In cash? Idk but I bet it isn’t quick
Motley nudist selfie
  07/17/21
I cashed a $7k check at the issuer's bank one time. It only ...
Transparent shrine
  07/17/21
I've cashed $20k before. Took 15 mins.
Marvelous impressive menage
  07/17/21
did you ever read the story about the Maine hermit? Amazing ...
autistic famous landscape painting locus
  07/17/21
This hypo is useless without more details about the $10k per...
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  07/17/21
"Or do I only get the money when I get caught?" ...
Transparent shrine
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Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen
  07/17/21
NOW you’re thinking like a lawyer
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  07/24/21
how do you register said car?
autistic famous landscape painting locus
  07/17/21
Initially I probably wouldn't. If I pay a seller enough over...
Pale faggot firefighter rigor
  07/17/21
would long-term car rental be better idea?
autistic famous landscape painting locus
  07/17/21
You might be able to buy, in cash, from a private party and ...
Transparent shrine
  07/17/21
"3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a dif...
Transparent shrine
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I’m assuming they show up at your house in 2 hours. It...
ebony goal in life
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OP needs to let us know how motivated the FBI is in this cas...
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dashing idiotic jew
  07/22/21
On a scale from "prosecuting prominent Democratic polit...
emerald violent heaven
  07/24/21
op here, very motivated (unknown white nationalist who spear...
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  07/24/21
I have a friend who lives in the south, I give him 10k to sn...
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emerald violent heaven
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i would flee to Russia
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- Throw guns, gear, and tools in truck: 20 minutes - switch...
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Call mom and tell her she needs to come help wife watch kids...
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immediately call up all of my friends and tell them the &quo...
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steal a boat 100% go up or down coast 2-3 states and take gr...
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Have you ever operated a boat before? "2-3 states"...
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id buy hte boat or borrow it most likely from somone i trust...
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Date: July 16th, 2021 11:24 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory hospital foreskin

For each day you evade the feds, you get $10k USDC deposited in an untraceable crypto wallet. Would your first step be to convert all your money to monero or just gtfo out of town instantly? buy camping gear at walmart? what would be your action plan? how long could you evade them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795281)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen



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Date: July 16th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Motley nudist selfie

First step is absolutely leave town, with two hours I probably just drive a few hours and think of somewhere to ditch the car as I drive. That opens up their search radius a lot. From there I try to figure out how to pull out some money while having another quick exit. Unless I’m something very high profile they won’t have even checked to see if I have bank accounts probably. Definitely stick to are country for the drive to avoid cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795301)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:42 AM
Author: Laughsome ivory hospital foreskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795916)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Cream At-the-ready Genital Piercing Field

tape ipad on each side of body playing hunter biden laptop pics/documents 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795923)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bateful chartreuse messiness



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 AM
Author: Transparent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796030)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:01 AM
Author: yellow market

Lmao Jfc..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796064)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: dashing idiotic jew



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:10 AM
Author: Maize Stock Car



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: bonkers deep sandwich hunting ground



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:20 AM
Author: lascivious stead indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796259)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Red National Security Agency



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Ungodly kink-friendly public bath



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: Stimulating naked karate gas station



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Date: July 17th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch half-breed



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:31 PM
Author: emerald violent heaven



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:36 PM
Author: misanthropic razzmatazz puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799059)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: dashing idiotic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799347)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: Curious rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821349)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Arousing party of the first part nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821358)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Balding stirring stain chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821467)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: provocative lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821472)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:34 AM
Author: henna mind-boggling forum blood rage

Lock myself in a room filled with photos found on Hunter Biden's laptop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796001)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 AM
Author: carnelian hell partner

drive to DHS headquarters and offer my asshole as tribute, work for them and catch the biggest fish above me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796029)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:38 AM
Author: Transparent shrine

Load food and supplies into a backpack and round up my cats into soft carriers placed in large duffel bag: 15 minutes.

Walk to friend's house: 15 minutes.

Convince him to fly me in his Cessna: Take off within 60 minutes.

30 minutes of buffer.

Fly to Wyoming.

Get taxi to uncle's house and steal dirt bike from back shed.

Ride to his friend's cabin. Break in.

Chill in the mountains.

Then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796047)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Clear razzle athletic conference

Alright, listen up,

Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797334)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: dashing idiotic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797674)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

I'll have to see whether it's a StarLink location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797688)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: dashing idiotic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799349)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: mustard really tough guy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797699)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Diverse big-titted marketing idea church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799209)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 AM
Author: floppy plaza patrolman

Head to nearest FBI field office and impersonate a janitor. Like Sauron searching for Frodo, they'd never think to look right under their noses.

Alternatively, mess up my house as if I left in a hurry, then pay someone to drive my car into a lake. Meanwhile I'd simply hide under my bed. After they realized I "fled", they would take off and I would just chill in my house and read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, and Cervantes for a couple weeks. Even if they had the place under surveillance, no one would enter or leave and they'd have no idea I was there the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796049)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: yellow market

Cr plan and 180 reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796070)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Opaque french psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836185)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:10 AM
Author: Maize Stock Car



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: ebony goal in life

Is this during business hours so I can drain my accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797209)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Motley nudist selfie

you'd really waste your 2 hours trying to withdraw tens of thousands of dollars from your shithead bank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797213)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: ebony goal in life

How long does it take to withdraw like 25k? Feel like the FBI could easily track your movements if you used cards etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797586)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:40 PM
Author: Motley nudist selfie

In cash? Idk but I bet it isn’t quick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797654)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

I cashed a $7k check at the issuer's bank one time. It only took about 10 or 15 minutes. That's the most physical cash I've ever had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797701)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:14 PM
Author: Marvelous impressive menage

I've cashed $20k before. Took 15 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797815)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: autistic famous landscape painting locus

did you ever read the story about the Maine hermit? Amazing he survived those brutal winters all those years. i'd probably try to copy him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797666)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: Pale faggot firefighter rigor

This hypo is useless without more details about the $10k per day. Do I get $10k in cash every day? Does it get deposited into my account daily, so I risk being detected if I withdraw it? Or do I only get the money when I get caught?

Without knowing what kind of money I have access to, I would follow a strategy along these lines:

1) Try to withdraw enough cash to survive for at least a couple weeks.

2) Convert the rest of my liquid assets into crypto.

3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads.

4) Buy a hat, a fake beard, and some hair dye as soon as I am a reasonable distance away. Also get a burner phone.

5) Steal a license plate off someone's car that looks similar to my car and replace their plate with mine. Hopefully they don't notice for a while. Repeat this process if necessary.

6) Find a bitcoin ATM where I can withdraw a significant amount of crypto. Buy a car with cash. Drive my existing car into a lake or something like that.

7) Go to a reasonably large city and find a motel where I can rent a room for an extended period of time in cash.

If I am getting $10k per day that I can easily access, I think I'm golden at this point. If my appearance has been sufficiently altered, the likelihood that they will be able to find me in a high-turnover flop house is very low. But if I have to use my existing resources, then I would probably need to find a job that lets me work under the table and get paid in cash. That would make things significantly more challenging, and I would need to think about the best way to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797757)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

"Or do I only get the money when I get caught?"

The entire endgame is underdeveloped.

Do you just get caught and released because it was a game all along?

Are you going to federal prison once you get caught?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797768)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797971)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Impertinent State Community Account

NOW you’re thinking like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836254)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: autistic famous landscape painting locus

how do you register said car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797774)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: Pale faggot firefighter rigor

Initially I probably wouldn't. If I pay a seller enough over their asking price in cash, they probably won't bother to make sure that I transfer the title over. Eventually I would try to make a friend and convince them to let me put it in their name and let me drive it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797787)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: autistic famous landscape painting locus

would long-term car rental be better idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797798)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

You might be able to buy, in cash, from a private party and then title the car in the name of an LLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797811)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

"3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads."

Two hours isn't a lot of time to get out of town in much of the West, but it's worth more as you go east.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797790)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 PM
Author: ebony goal in life

I’m assuming they show up at your house in 2 hours. It’s going to take them at least another couple hours for them to develop a game plan/get an idea of where you went. You probably have until the next day before they have any chance of being on your tail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797863)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

OP needs to let us know how motivated the FBI is in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797973)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM
Author: ebony goal in life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797997)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: dashing idiotic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821233)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: emerald violent heaven

On a scale from "prosecuting prominent Democratic politicians and their families" to "Russia collusion witch-hunt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42835945)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory hospital foreskin

op here, very motivated (unknown white nationalist who spearheaded the Jan 6 assault on the capitol motivated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836235)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: galvanic chocolate ticket booth

I have a friend who lives in the south, I give him 10k to sneak into the closest NASCAR track and hang a noose somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797818)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: emerald violent heaven



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: Curious rehab wagecucks

i would flee to Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797957)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM
Author: Glittery Abode

There's a flight to Ecuador in one hour. I'm leaving my phone and paying my roommate a handsome sum to drive me to the airport immediately. I have a good friend in Quito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797999)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: emerald violent heaven

- Throw guns, gear, and tools in truck: 20 minutes

- switch plates: 2 minutes

- buy international plane tickets online out of an airport in the opposite direction of my travel: 7 minutes

- head south on the highway, toss my cell in the bed of a southbound pickup, turn around: 10 minutes

- head for British Columbian wilderness, where I will build a cabin with my tools and wait things out

I give myself between 5 and 21 days, and maybe longer if they didn't have high resolution cameras watching my location as soon as they decided to come for me. If they had no eyes on me at all, six months or longer. Their best odds are to get me before I get to BC, because once I'm there they're gonna have a rough time of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799091)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: Curious rehab wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821348)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: sticky therapy

You're better off hitting up a truck stop on a highway going opposite your direction of travel & JB welding your phone underneath a semi after the rig pig heads inside for his usual. That'll add 15 minutes, but it's more reliable than the bed of a pickup.

Also, when switching plates, make sure you're stealing the new plates off a car that's similar to yours (ideally same make, model, and color, but make & color ought to be enough if they're the same vehicle type). Particularly observant cops may notice a plate mismatch when their plate scanners are running.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836043)



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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042970)



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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Clear razzle athletic conference

Alright, listen up,

Get on a sightseeing tour bus and fiddle with the controls at the Hoover Dam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799168)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:59 AM
Author: Free-loading haunting pocket flask

Remove cock from pants (1 min)

Jerk said cock off until it ejaculates (10 minutes)

Poast (75 minutes)

Jerk said cock off again (15 minutes)

Watch an episode of Seinfeld (20 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821384)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: Balding stirring stain chapel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821476)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:17 AM
Author: thriller dull lay

Call mom and tell her she needs to come help wife watch kids. Email boss and share some unfiltered analysis. Post until cops show up and then enjoy a free vacation at Club Fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821434)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:19 AM
Author: offensive pisswyrm jewess

immediately call up all of my friends and tell them the "wedding" is happening and they need to come over ASAP and bring the "decorations". we text all the time and hang out irl daily, so I should have no problem getting 5-10 of them over within in hour. After that, I will start a brainstorming session where we will discuss planning, trade equipment, and troubleshoot the finishing details. This will fill up the last hour

After the fbi shows up and I will peacefully surrender and hope for an aquital after the jury learns that I know choose to live as a gay man and all of my best friends are paid fbi informants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821440)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant poppy cuckoldry roast beef

steal a boat 100% go up or down coast 2-3 states and take greyhound to mexico or cannda border and go from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836049)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: sticky therapy

Have you ever operated a boat before? "2-3 states" is a pretty long distance along the coast, so you'd either be stealing a large boat (and attracting unneeded attention) or doing it bandito style with 100 gallons of gasoline on a small jon boat. In ten hours, that'll get you approximately 200 miles with a 25hp outboard motor at full throttle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836169)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: fragrant poppy cuckoldry roast beef

id buy hte boat or borrow it most likely from somone i trust

seems easy af for someone like you in fl, just cruise up gulf or gulfstream to SC or biloxi and go from there

shit is easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836509)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: sticky therapy

First, I'd call my barber from a burner phone and ask if he's vaccinated because I need an appointment -- he knows what I mean by that. At that moment, I will have under an hour to pack and meet him at his shop.

I'd pack my camping gear, two handguns, a rifle, and a couple ammo cases. I'd also take all of my physical gold and silver, the $10k cash I keep on-hand, and my adderall. My camping gear includes a one-person tent, sleeping bag, e-tool, multiple knives, paracord, 200 lb test fishing line, and a flint & steel. It all fits neatly in a backpack and is pretty compact.

On the way to the shop, I'd stop by a UPS store and ship my phone via UPS Express Critical (same day, next-flight-out service) to my old address in MFH. They'd see my phone ping at the airport and then in a couple hours in NYC.

At the shop, my barber would be able to take care of my car and get me out of the country. Within 24 hours, I'd be on an island sipping a Mai Tai and looking fresh as fuck, because my barber is a master of his craft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836138)



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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic gunner

What happens if they get me? If I can bond out and beat the case OK federal probation I let them. If I’m going to fuck me in the ass federal prison for a long time I drive deep into Latin America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836307)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen



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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous scourge upon the earth kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042633)



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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Vivacious garnet juggernaut property

If/when I get caught will I actually have to do time, or is it just like “haha gotcha, game over”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042983)