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Hypo: $1M to live as homeless for year. No access to any of your current $

You don't have any of the money you have now. You can fill ...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
no thanks. the potential long-term costs to your health alon...
exeunt
  07/21/21
How unhealthy do you think you would be after doing this for...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
pros: - more exercise, sunlight, etc. - more exposure ...
exeunt
  07/21/21
If you get severely injured just go to the ER and ditch the ...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  07/21/21
Sounds cr
I have cum in some men.
  07/21/21
Yes I would do this no problem. Only catch is I get to let m...
inconsistent with expectations from evolutionary t
  07/21/21
You can inform family, so enjoy the streets
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
no. if I could live out of a car, maybe.
invite only sex orgy at a Manhattan loft
  07/21/21
You don't start with a car, but if you're able to steal one,...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
one weird trick: packs bag and immediately reports to nyc dh...
tedbeckersted
  07/21/21
Is the waiting list really that short? I'd probably hai to ...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
you are housed day of. they shuttle you to a pre-assessment...
tedbeckersted
  07/21/21
JFC, no wonder my taxes were so high when I lived in NYC
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
single men definitely get the shit end of the stick w/r/t to...
tedbeckersted
  07/21/21
I can't find a tolerable woman now, I doubt that will improv...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
ty ty for these pro tips. did not know that. does SF have...
exeunt
  07/21/21
i dont know tbh. nyc's approach is basically to get you in ...
tedbeckersted
  07/21/21
180
invite only sex orgy at a Manhattan loft
  07/21/21
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard XII
  07/21/21
Deal. Can I do multiple years at the same rate?
~~(> ' ' )>
  07/21/21
Yes but it would just be paper wealth. After year 1 you'd h...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
I'm considering a year on, year off cycle for 5 years. That'...
~~(> ' ' )>
  07/21/21
lol, come to think of it, you could break the hypo once you ...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
a friend tried this when he was younger as part of some univ...
peeface
  07/21/21
The real homeless dude was actually just a grad student who ...
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  07/21/21
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fscknut
  07/21/21
Tremendously easy hypo. Would just go to NYC/SF/LA, and get ...
clown boner
  07/21/21
Don't forget the batteries for the gameboy
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
Would I have to be homeless in a city or could I just go cam...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  07/21/21
You can camp out in national parks. To the extent your occu...
,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,.,
  07/21/21
You realize in NYC and shit they pick up the homeless people...
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  07/21/21
Hmm
I have cum in some men.
  07/21/21
Yes. As others have said just get signed up with the homele...
,,;;..::,..;;..,.:,,,;:..,:;.,,.;..
  07/21/21
This is probably doable for introverts/autists. Just hang ou...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  07/22/21
I would just camp out in the woods and read for a year. Mak...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  07/22/21


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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


You don't have any of the money you have now. You can fill one backpack with anything you like, so long as the total cost does not exceed $200 (no filling it with diamonds and then pawning them, etc.). You may not take regular paid work, but you can do odd jobs on a cash basis. You can also panhandle, seek out aid from strangers, etc. You may not rely on existing friends or family. If you spend more than 30 cumulative days in jail/prison during this period, then you don't get the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817575)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: exeunt (0xE343d2185Bd30af43964c1Ab04573f5e711BebFB)

no thanks. the potential long-term costs to your health alone wouldn't make $1m worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817584)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


How unhealthy do you think you would be after doing this for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817661)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: exeunt (0xE343d2185Bd30af43964c1Ab04573f5e711BebFB)

pros:

- more exercise, sunlight, etc.

- more exposure to "good" stressors, such a wider variety of pathogens

- more novelty and engagement

cons:

- shitty nutrition

- vastly higher chance of catastrophic injury (from a fall, exposure to the elements, hobo fight)

- shitty/nonexistent health care

the most likely scenario is with good risk management you could end up getting through this fine, perhaps even healthier than the average bald desk cuck, but there is a too-high probability of really bad outcome like getting severely injured and not getting adequate care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817931)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


If you get severely injured just go to the ER and ditch the bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820630)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: I have cum in some men. (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Sounds cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820747)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:06 PM
Author: inconsistent with expectations from evolutionary t

Yes I would do this no problem. Only catch is I get to let my family know in advance what I'm doing. I wouldn't be willing to ghost them for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817589)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


You can inform family, so enjoy the streets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817657)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: invite only sex orgy at a Manhattan loft

no. if I could live out of a car, maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817602)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


You don't start with a car, but if you're able to steal one, law enforcement won't make any special effort to find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817655)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: tedbeckersted

one weird trick: packs bag and immediately reports to nyc dhs for a placement. live in a hotel with 3 square a day for a year. you have a place to stay, but you are "homeless".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817668)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


Is the waiting list really that short? I'd probably hai to San Francisco because, worst case scenario, if I'm sleeping on the street the weather is at least nice and I know the cops won't do shit unless I really cause a disturbance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817676)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: tedbeckersted

you are housed day of. they shuttle you to a pre-assessment site which would be the shittiest 2 days of the whole experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817680)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


JFC, no wonder my taxes were so high when I lived in NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817686)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: tedbeckersted

single men definitely get the shit end of the stick w/r/t to placements though. your best bet is to do what a lot of homeless do. find a woman who is at least tolerable or even someone you can claim is your dad or your brother and then get a family placement. it's still same day but it's waaaaay better outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817775)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:40 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


I can't find a tolerable woman now, I doubt that will improve if I'm suddenly homeless. I guess I'll find a bro to help me out though and, who knows, maybe there's some way I can help him out too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817787)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: exeunt (0xE343d2185Bd30af43964c1Ab04573f5e711BebFB)

ty ty for these pro tips. did not know that.

does SF have a similar thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817941)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: tedbeckersted

i dont know tbh. nyc's approach is basically to get you in the system, see if you can last long enough to get a voucher and then place you with the voucher. most families who get the voucher fail to secure the housing after the voucher expires, they get evicted and plop right back into the shelter system on a loop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820482)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: invite only sex orgy at a Manhattan loft

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820098)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard XII



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817681)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Deal.

Can I do multiple years at the same rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817817)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


Yes but it would just be paper wealth. After year 1 you'd have a million in a brokerage somewhere and could put it in index funds or whatever, but you can't actually access the money until you call it quits on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817830)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

I'm considering a year on, year off cycle for 5 years. That'll get me $3 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817902)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:31 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


lol, come to think of it, you could break the hypo once you have enough for your own private island. Just don't build a home on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42818114)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: peeface

a friend tried this when he was younger as part of some university scam project. as soon as he tried begging, some real homeless dude told him he'd stab him if he didn't leave his turf. gave up first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42817963)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:31 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


The real homeless dude was actually just a grad student who was more committed to the role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42818121)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: fscknut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820743)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 8:57 PM
Author: clown boner

Tremendously easy hypo. Would just go to NYC/SF/LA, and get work on CL or outside home Depot. Sleep in homeless shelters for the first few weeks. It's so easy, I'd probably just fill the backpack with a Gameboy and some booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820166)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:38 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


Don't forget the batteries for the gameboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820723)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Would I have to be homeless in a city or could I just go camp out in national parks or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820583)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,........,,,.,.,.,., ( )


You can camp out in national parks. To the extent your occupancy is illegal, law enforcement will take no special action to find you, but if you spend too much time in jail you get nothing per the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820720)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


You realize in NYC and shit they pick up the homeless people and put them in shelters regularly right?

They would LOVE to "help" a normal person who wants help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820768)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:47 PM
Author: I have cum in some men. (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820776)



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Date: July 21st, 2021 10:58 PM
Author: ,,;;..::,..;;..,.:,,,;:..,:;.,,.;..


Yes. As others have said just get signed up with the homeless industrial complex in your coastal shitlib city of choice. Your housing, food and medical care are all taken care of right off the bat.

I would choose San Francisco or L.A. and try to get into a productive routine to pass the days.

Sample day:

Steal $900 worth of merchandise from local stores in the morning and sell at pawn shop or trade with other homeless for drugs.

Go grab free lunch from shitlib or Christian charity kitchen (while fucked up on bath salts to make it interesting).

Suck off some truckers for extra cash after lunch.

Watch sunset on the beach and catcall some cute girls by the boardwalk (also do more bath salts).

Get blackout drunk on gut-rot hobo whiskey.

Go pass out on a cot at the shelter. Rinse and repeat.

I honestly think I could make a decent income during my "homeless" year. Come out of it with more than just the $1 million after the year is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42820855)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:59 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

This is probably doable for introverts/autists. Just hang outdoors and do what you like on your own. For extroverts there is a big risk of getting too attached to the homeless lifestyle and getting gutter punk girlfriend with hepatitis, starting a hard drug habit, and befriending the kind of guys who could stab you and not even remember it in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42821387)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I would just camp out in the woods and read for a year. Make "runs" into town every couple weeks to dumpster dive or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4882575&forum_id=2#42821415)