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Fight with wife bc I left a 25% tip at the lobster house
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:21 PM Author: shaky site Was a 180 time. Great food. I left 25%. Waitress was about 28 or so with black shorts and the restaurant polo. Amazing legs.
We have 4 kids screaming the whole time. My wife asked why I left so much tip and not 20%. I said 20% for the service and 5% for the shorts. She’s crying right now as I am cleaning a diaper and poasting. |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:45 PM Author: alcoholic pea-brained office jap u snarfing the diaper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876897) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:48 PM Author: shaky site Nah I’m not that Colorado sicko (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876922) |
Date: July 31st, 2021 7:23 PM Author: high-end business firm rigpig I left 33% the other day and wrote my phone number and "call me" on the receipt and showed my wife.
Girl wasn't even that hot -- nice restaurants tend to have the true dimes up at the hostess stand with the servers being kind of experienced and a little older -- I just wanted to stir things up. |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:33 PM Author: white blathering juggernaut public bath i do that. but with 20%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876832) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 9:10 AM Author: Purple Range Personal Credit Line I do the same, but with 5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42878820) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 9:14 AM Author: aromatic preventive strike lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42878831) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:36 PM Author: shaky site Summer lobster house short shorts are my jerkoff images until October. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876846) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:36 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference where was the 5th son (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876845) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:36 PM Author: shaky site In her belly due in early October (I know her by now it’s coming in September). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876847) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference OH SHIT your lore IS consistent! nice! unironic congrats =) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876852) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:43 PM Author: shaky site Thanks lmao. The one hour conversation she had with my 22 year old (20 when I met her) emotional affair when she caught me, the funniest thing the chick said was “omg I knew he was married but I didn’t know he had kids!” As if that made my wife feel better lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876894) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:49 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference so you were saying it's more about the validation, not the supple tits and smooth skin and vibrant, full-of-light eyes that die into cold resignation as a hag approaches 30, right?
that makes sense to me bc (not exactly the same bc i'm single) i find myself seeking the approval of zoomer guys (so teenagers to early 20s), mostly online, and it isn't bc like, their bodies are in their prime and their stamina is insane and they approach sex with vigor and enthusiasm... it's bc it's nice that young ppl still find me attractive... |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:53 PM Author: shaky site 18000 and 100%. When the chick wanted to hook up I wouldn’t do it. I see my wife as the most attractive girl on the planet. She’s like a classy 180 chick. But the thought of some sexy college chick drooling over my cock (even though I know she was talking to 100 other guys too) at age 34 turned me on. Made me want to lift harder and perform better at work. Like steroids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876947) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:08 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference ikr?? like this 18yo sent me a snap of [redacted]
but ya it sounds like you absolutely adore your wife - just make sure your actions respect her =D |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 7:32 AM Author: shaky site God damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42878619) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:55 PM Author: house-broken exhilarant theatre mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876953) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:16 PM Author: boyish gas station Do you have kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42877032) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:26 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference nope, unless u count my moocher ex-bf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42877058) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:52 PM Author: Rambunctious vengeful pistol cruise ship *sobbing wife comes into bedroom wearing booty shorts and polo shirt*
"Is this what you want!?" |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 7:53 PM Author: Indigo magical meetinghouse This is relevant to my literotica interests. . .please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42876948) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 7:32 AM Author: shaky site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42878618) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:27 PM Author: Irradiated Lake School Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42877062) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:29 PM Author: vermilion arousing sanctuary patrolman it's humiliating to say stuff like this to her. she knows you look at other girls but dont rub it in her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42877069) |
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Date: July 31st, 2021 8:30 PM Author: Demanding Naked Athletic Conference wholesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42877072) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 7:32 AM Author: shaky site I don’t care lol. I’m encouraging her to hot-wife me with another guy after she has the baby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42878616) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 9:26 AM Author: Pale adventurous national “20% for the service and 5% for the shorts”
That’s a great line and she shouldn’t get mad. |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 6:36 PM Author: Canary set If you were 6'2" and not 5'9" she would let you have your way with her and still smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42880842) |
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Date: August 1st, 2021 7:12 PM Author: shaky site This 100%. If I was 6’2 with my gorgeous eyes I would clean house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#42880925) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2023 1:52 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Effete Alpha Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#45875732) |
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Date: April 13th, 2023 12:03 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Effete Alpha Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4890336&forum_id=2#46178734) |