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What would the Sopranos mcmansion be like if the show started today?
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Date: September 14th, 2021 9:32 AM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo I presume that his 6000 sf house would not be as impressive to him today.
TV above the fireplace, instead of a tube tv atop a fake corinthian column? |
Date: September 14th, 2021 9:33 AM Author: Concupiscible Hissy Fit Temple https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/31/realestate/tony-sopranos-house-for-sale.html
except with a ton of plasma screen TVs everywhere, along with airpods, iphones, uggs, and other UMC/striver accessories stowed around all over |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 9:43 AM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo lol not so much what that house would be like. I take it he wouldn't have bought or built THAT house. What would he have bought today as a fast-climbing capo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43113940) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 9:34 AM Author: 180 love of her life ladyboy it would look like the same but be in delray bch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43113915) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 9:34 AM Author: dull resort community account tony would be living in a wood paneled shitbox like pauly was and aj would be a full blown meth fuckup like mustang sally.
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Date: September 14th, 2021 10:04 AM Author: mint set Carmella would have put this on the wall in the laundry room.
Tony would walk in to the house, see it, and say "whoa, Shakespeare over here."
Carmella would get angry and enroll in literature adult education night classes at the local community college because, as she yells over dinner, "a little culture wouldn't kill us, Tony."
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Date: September 14th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: 180 love of her life ladyboy wood blocks "faith, love, family" hanging on the wall behind the kitchen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114061) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 10:18 AM Author: brass floppy useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114103) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: stimulating fuchsia state trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114969) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:10 PM Author: seedy bistre psychic preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115012) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: heady navy digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115073) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:04 AM Author: Dashing garrison candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43131092) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 10:17 AM Author: jade mediation He bought the property and had the house done in the late 80's when the total cost of everything would be well under a million in today's dollars. If he had to buy that now, he wouldn't be able to afford it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114098) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:03 PM Author: stimulating fuchsia state trust fund He'd be living next to TMF on the train tracks. There'd be an episode where Christopher and Paulie have some mishaps trying to kill TMF's pitbulls because the constant barking is annoying Tony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114975) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:08 PM Author: mint set Paulie: "We've got orders to go to the Russian's house." Christopher: "Russian? Are you sure? There's a lot of dreidel music coming from his house." Paulie: "He keeps saying he's Russian, so he's Russian. Who cares?" *Klezmer music blasting from TMF's backyard, obscured by a train whistle*
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: frisky space cut to scene of paulie and chrissy lost in the woods eating taco bell sauce packets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115028) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:26 PM Author: stimulating fuchsia state trust fund "He made 160 out of law school, the guy was an in-house lawyer."
"His house looked like shit." |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: mint set 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115184) |
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Date: September 15th, 2021 11:06 AM Author: frisky space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43119834) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 12:58 PM Author: jade mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43126137) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 1:09 PM Author: Comical poppy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43126207) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:05 AM Author: Dashing garrison candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43131101) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: mint set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115179) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: chestnut toilet seat den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115067) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: stimulating fuchsia state trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115072) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:25 PM Author: Ocher histrionic crotch theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115077) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:52 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115221) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: learning disabled range mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115452) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:05 AM Author: Dashing garrison candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43131097) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: stimulating fuchsia state trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43425866) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 3:38 PM Author: Motley mauve generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43425868) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:59 PM Author: mint set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43114960) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:26 PM Author: talented charcoal box office dopamine The transition of Johnny Sack’s new house being surrounded by farmland to McMansions at the end was one of the most on point bits they had about NJ in the show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115081) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo 180
Yeah, between that house and the one Richie was buying, it was clear that Tony's was already being surpassed |
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Date: September 15th, 2021 9:22 AM Author: drunken location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43119283) |
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Date: September 15th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: mint set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43120621) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Gold Mind-boggling Regret Can mob even afford that house now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115195) |
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Date: September 14th, 2021 1:51 PM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo Maybe, if it were built from materials stolen from the Esplanade project (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43115208) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:06 AM Author: Concupiscible Hissy Fit Temple he technically couldn't even afford it when he bought it on the show's timeline. they had to work in a line or two about how carmella's dad, a homebuilder, built their house for them, presumably at a discount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43131111) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo Of course he never pays sticker price for anything. All the lumber, pipes, etc were probably lifted from construction sites, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43132373) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: mint set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43126103) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:08 AM Author: drunken location Tacky as it is it's dumb to call that house a mcmansion. faggots just like using that term for every big house built in the last 40 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43130530) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:01 AM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo I was thinking about this, and technically you're right. It's got enough of the trappings of one, though, pre-building boom/housing bubble.
It stands to reason that Tony would have gone with a m-m had he built/bought a few years later, though |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: drunken location There's a clear enough difference between Tony's house and the other big houses on the show (Johnny Sacks, Rosalie Apriles, Richie Apriles). Carmellas spec house too even though both were built by her father. Spec house they made generic and cut corners to maximize $ whereas Tony's they likely made high quality and specific to their new money guido trash tastes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43132367) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:49 PM Author: Light pontificating water buffalo Yeah, but new construction c. 2000 was a big departure. That's around when big houses started to look like modern mcmansions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43132480) |
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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:36 PM Author: shivering obsidian senate masturbator Tony says on the show his house was worth "a million two" (1.2 million). He probably bought it for like half that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4921409&forum_id=2#43132394) |