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That first call of the morning. Dreading it. God I hate being a lawyer.

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Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease
  09/17/21
(guy who doesn't love to argue)
Bateful grizzly gaping
  09/17/21
What's the call?
Fighting Orchestra Pit
  09/17/21
Here is my to do list: https://imgur.com/a/eo8EByQ
Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease
  09/17/21
I would probably shit myself if I insisted on that order.
Anal Ladyboy
  09/17/21
I think “Friday’s shit” refers to tasks I ...
Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease
  09/17/21
One of the best things about being a lawyer is just shitting...
Buck-toothed Lettuce
  09/17/21
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bearded rough-skinned death wish associate
  09/17/21
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crawly beady-eyed rehab
  09/17/21
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Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part
  09/21/21
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maroon thriller principal's office
  09/22/21
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maroon thriller principal's office
  09/22/21
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sienna unhinged hospital halford
  09/17/21
(Tom Brady)
Lime underhanded twinkling uncleanness office
  09/17/21
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excitant umber telephone goal in life
  09/17/21
"Flipping to page 23, paragraph three, sentence two. Wh...
bearded rough-skinned death wish associate
  09/17/21
i want to die
Internet-worthy Snowy Headpube Depressive
  09/17/21
You don't want to do this for 8-9 hours every day for the ne...
bearded rough-skinned death wish associate
  09/17/21
My call was a lot like this. Other lawyer wanted me to addre...
Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease
  09/17/21
lmao
racy karate nursing home
  09/17/21
lol I do this constantly -- interject references to media, a...
Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part
  09/17/21
"We're all dead here. All we think about is law. Take t...
bearded rough-skinned death wish associate
  09/17/21
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Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part
  09/17/21
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pale geriatric business firm
  09/17/21
It's 180 bc you know it makes them feel dumb even when it's ...
aromatic sanctuary
  09/17/21
Lmao
Honey-headed Balding Stage
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Useless Stead
  09/17/21
lol
Saffron pea-brained hunting ground
  09/17/21
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Internet-worthy Snowy Headpube Depressive
  09/17/21
Can't emphasize enough how much I love a day filled with end...
Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part
  09/17/21
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bearded rough-skinned death wish associate
  09/17/21
56 minutes
Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease
  09/17/21
25 minutes
sienna unhinged hospital halford
  09/22/21


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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130640)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:37 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly gaping

(guy who doesn't love to argue)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130645)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:39 AM
Author: Fighting Orchestra Pit

What's the call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130663)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease

Here is my to do list:

https://imgur.com/a/eo8EByQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130675)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:46 AM
Author: Anal Ladyboy

I would probably shit myself if I insisted on that order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130707)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease

I think “Friday’s shit” refers to tasks I have to complete on Friday.

If we’re talking actual shits. I go 7-9x per day. So there is never just one per diem shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130752)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Lettuce

One of the best things about being a lawyer is just shitting out of your ass constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130763)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: bearded rough-skinned death wish associate



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: crawly beady-eyed rehab



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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43156170)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 4:42 AM
Author: maroon thriller principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43157326)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: maroon thriller principal's office



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: sienna unhinged hospital halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43134600)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:43 AM
Author: Lime underhanded twinkling uncleanness office

(Tom Brady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130684)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: excitant umber telephone goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43132339)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: bearded rough-skinned death wish associate

"Flipping to page 23, paragraph three, sentence two. What you wrote here is totally contradictory. Honestly, it makes no sense. Walk me through it and explain how it works with page four, paragraph one, sentence four."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130756)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Snowy Headpube Depressive

i want to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130803)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: bearded rough-skinned death wish associate

You don't want to do this for 8-9 hours every day for the next 30 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130818)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease

My call was a lot like this. Other lawyer wanted me to address a contingency that could arise from a third party and entirely out of my control.

I told him. “Okay brother. But I’m not the Puppet Master.”

There was a brief pause.

“What?”

“You know, like the movie.”

“Can you just get me a response by the end of the day?”

“Yes, I’ll let you know.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130850)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: racy karate nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130864)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part

lol I do this constantly -- interject references to media, art, books; 90% of the time no one gives a shit and just looks back at me w/ dull eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130867)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: bearded rough-skinned death wish associate

"We're all dead here. All we think about is law. Take that shit to a place where people actually care about life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43131147)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43131152)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: pale geriatric business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43132316)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: aromatic sanctuary

It's 180 bc you know it makes them feel dumb even when it's not some kind of liberal artist flex like a Simpsons reference, and they worry that their client gets the reference and they don't. Also a great way to neg and psych out genuine autists. The best is when they call it out and act like you're being inappropriate or not taking it seriously and you can make fun of them for being uptight. 1/10 times or so I will have a cool client or the other side's business guy will be cool and they will get it and laugh and then the opposing lawyerfag gets MAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43131237)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed Balding Stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43133006)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Useless Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43133041)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 8:38 PM
Author: Saffron pea-brained hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43134372)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Snowy Headpube Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130889)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant Area Party Of The First Part

Can't emphasize enough how much I love a day filled with endless calls and meetings where I'm scrambling to find time to take a 5-minute shit before the start of the next call or meeting. Really gets the blood flowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130855)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:20 PM
Author: bearded rough-skinned death wish associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43132285)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: Splenetic electric forum mad cow disease

56 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43132984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 4:35 AM
Author: sienna unhinged hospital halford

25 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43157318)