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That first call of the morning. Dreading it. God I hate being a lawyer.

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Contagious theater electric furnace
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(guy who doesn't love to argue)
aqua territorial pit
  09/17/21
What's the call?
beady-eyed blood rage
  09/17/21
Here is my to do list: https://imgur.com/a/eo8EByQ
Contagious theater electric furnace
  09/17/21
I would probably shit myself if I insisted on that order.
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i want to die
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You don't want to do this for 8-9 hours every day for the ne...
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My call was a lot like this. Other lawyer wanted me to addre...
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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Contagious theater electric furnace



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:37 AM
Author: aqua territorial pit

(guy who doesn't love to argue)

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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed blood rage

What's the call?

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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Contagious theater electric furnace

Here is my to do list:

https://imgur.com/a/eo8EByQ

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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:46 AM
Author: Abnormal mauve puppy

I would probably shit myself if I insisted on that order.

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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Contagious theater electric furnace

I think “Friday’s shit” refers to tasks I have to complete on Friday.

If we’re talking actual shits. I go 7-9x per day. So there is never just one per diem shit.

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: frozen marketing idea selfie

One of the best things about being a lawyer is just shitting out of your ass constantly

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:02 AM
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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:01 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:18 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:43 AM
Author: electric knife

(Tom Brady)

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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: charcoal old irish cottage orchestra pit



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: marvelous immigrant mood

"Flipping to page 23, paragraph three, sentence two. What you wrote here is totally contradictory. Honestly, it makes no sense. Walk me through it and explain how it works with page four, paragraph one, sentence four."

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: spruce alcoholic milk

i want to die

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: marvelous immigrant mood

You don't want to do this for 8-9 hours every day for the next 30 years?

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: Contagious theater electric furnace

My call was a lot like this. Other lawyer wanted me to address a contingency that could arise from a third party and entirely out of my control.

I told him. “Okay brother. But I’m not the Puppet Master.”

There was a brief pause.

“What?”

“You know, like the movie.”

“Can you just get me a response by the end of the day?”

“Yes, I’ll let you know.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923618&forum_id=2#43130850)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: vivacious offensive nibblets

lmao

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: elite casino bbw

lol I do this constantly -- interject references to media, art, books; 90% of the time no one gives a shit and just looks back at me w/ dull eyes

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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: marvelous immigrant mood

"We're all dead here. All we think about is law. Take that shit to a place where people actually care about life."

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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Hot athletic conference dilemma

It's 180 bc you know it makes them feel dumb even when it's not some kind of liberal artist flex like a Simpsons reference, and they worry that their client gets the reference and they don't. Also a great way to neg and psych out genuine autists. The best is when they call it out and act like you're being inappropriate or not taking it seriously and you can make fun of them for being uptight. 1/10 times or so I will have a cool client or the other side's business guy will be cool and they will get it and laugh and then the opposing lawyerfag gets MAF.

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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: Vibrant fear-inspiring indirect expression

Lmao

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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: thirsty big laser beams



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Date: September 17th, 2021 8:38 PM
Author: Smoky nofapping french chef school

lol

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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:25 AM
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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: elite casino bbw

Can't emphasize enough how much I love a day filled with endless calls and meetings where I'm scrambling to find time to take a 5-minute shit before the start of the next call or meeting. Really gets the blood flowing.

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Date: September 17th, 2021 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous immigrant mood



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Date: September 17th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: Contagious theater electric furnace

56 minutes

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 4:35 AM
Author: cheese-eating pocket flask karate

25 minutes

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