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Doodikoff, straight up, how much do you weigh?

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Bearded mind-boggling doctorate mad cow disease
  09/17/21
Whats your BMI
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
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Onyx chapel friendly grandma
  09/17/21
watch him say that BMI is a flawed metric and then post his ...
Maize dog poop
  09/17/21
he couldn't even outrun a pack of nerds inside Walmart tryin...
cowardly heaven becky
  09/17/21
he's 6'2
Maize dog poop
  09/17/21
lmao. link to the video game story? i actually like dood...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
I don't have a link to the thread, but he camped outside a W...
cowardly heaven becky
  09/17/21
i like the guy, but this is hilarious if true
Chartreuse dilemma keepsake machete
  09/17/21
oh it is.
Trip pit
  09/17/21
lmaooooo, hilarious. also being 6'2", he'd have an adv...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
It was an Xbox Series X and I went there at 6:15am because t...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
lol just a chill D1 athlete literally sprinting inside a Wal...
cowardly heaven becky
  09/17/21
he was a fencer bro
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
You should have used your size to push them out of the way a...
contagious elite nibblets
  09/17/21
lmao
contagious elite nibblets
  09/17/21
lmao
Trip pit
  09/17/21
...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
muscular 6'2" 218 former skinnymo D1 athlete that can d...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
/thread
Chartreuse dilemma keepsake machete
  09/17/21
lol
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
sup Obeezy
cowardly heaven becky
  09/17/21
lol yeah right bro that's why to girl left after 20 minut...
laughsome yellow garrison
  09/17/21
notice he always goes on one off "dates" with girl...
cowardly heaven becky
  09/17/21
can't argue with this one
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
Fuck you, scumbag pumo.
Tan Heady Death Wish
  09/18/21
ty for responding
Bearded mind-boggling doctorate mad cow disease
  09/17/21
just lose like 50-70 pounds and you will be good on blind da...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
that's my college competition weight and I was skinny as fuc...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
at 6'2" you should be like max 170 lbs unless you are p...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
nonsense 205 was my optimal weight by the way in terms of...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
(delusional fatty)
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
LOL, classic DTP rant right here ^^^
thirsty sneaky criminal
  09/18/21
elite
Pearl electric orchestra pit
  09/17/21
we're about the same size. high five!
Trip pit
  09/17/21
JFC
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
im a mack truck, brother. flipping plates like they're coin...
Trip pit
  09/17/21
180
buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy
  09/17/21
(Guy who can't do one dead-hang, bar to chest pull up)
zippy transparent regret
  09/17/21
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Pea-brained citrine university
  09/17/21
Great thread
fragrant legal warrant theatre
  09/17/21
mean stuff itt
pink piazza patrolman
  09/17/21
we're helping him with his dating life
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
i tried. he isnt interested
pink piazza patrolman
  09/17/21
all he needs to do is to stop eating for a few months, lose ...
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
nah he sends off a weird peter pan vibe that freaks chicks o...
pink piazza patrolman
  09/17/21
would it surprise you that a local Jewish fraternity asked m...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
so you're fat, with a huge nose and curly hair? JFC
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
nose is fine and I have the same haircut and hair as tucker ...
Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression
  09/17/21
what did you tell them at great clips? to trim?
contagious elite nibblets
  09/17/21
why did you lie to the girl
pink piazza patrolman
  09/17/21
Wow
fishy slippery abode
  09/17/21
cq
cowardly heaven becky
  09/18/21
doodikoff is the Platonic Ideal of an internet poster becaus...
Maize dog poop
  09/17/21
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Vibrant Crimson Den
  09/17/21
I'm 5'6" and a mediocre to terrible poaster but I clean...
buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy
  09/17/21
When cyber cafes were a big deal I used to notice that all o...
Maize dog poop
  09/17/21
lmao what, do you only date mexican and filipino chicks
Stirring orchid office
  09/17/21
have a white gf my height rn. all of my gfs have been white ...
buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy
  09/17/21
so what's your secret?
Pearl electric orchestra pit
  09/17/21
every "male" here: I'm 6'2, 220, here's my pic *tw...
Gaped cracking stead
  09/17/21
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multi-colored son of senegal fortuitous meteor
  09/17/21
33 EDIT: that was flame I think it's 27 for men and 17 fo...
laughsome yellow garrison
  09/17/21
21 for men, 17 for women
soul-stirring snowy wrinkle
  09/17/21
Get under 200lbs dude. Focus on cardio and diet. I&rsquo...
chocolate useless state
  09/17/21
if what he says about the versaclimber is true, then there i...
Trip pit
  09/18/21


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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:54 AM
Author: Bearded mind-boggling doctorate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131037)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

Whats your BMI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131038)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Onyx chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131041)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:56 AM
Author: Maize dog poop

watch him say that BMI is a flawed metric and then post his height (6'2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131046)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

he couldn't even outrun a pack of nerds inside Walmart trying to get a video game

He almost died from COVID

No woman wants anything to do with him

coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131049)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Maize dog poop

he's 6'2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131050)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

lmao. link to the video game story?

i actually like doodikoff and he is a good bro, but it's obvious he is fat as fuck if that woman left after 20 mnutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131051)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

I don't have a link to the thread, but he camped outside a Walmart with other pathetic video game nerds in the hopes of getting a video game. They opened the store and doodikoff got into a foot race with all the other video game nerds. Literally sprinting to th electronics section. Apparently doodikoff tripped (because he's a fat fuck) and lost the race and didn't get the game while the other nerds rejoiced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131058)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse dilemma keepsake machete

i like the guy, but this is hilarious if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131069)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: Trip pit

oh it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131129)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

lmaooooo, hilarious. also being 6'2", he'd have an advantage of having long legs, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131073)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:03 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

It was an Xbox Series X and I went there at 6:15am because the retail tracker said they had some in stock. I was with a group lined out outside the entrance before they opened, and another group was huddled about 60 yards away outside another entrance. They opened the entrance by the other group first so my entire group sprinted to that entrance. We were way behind the group that had already gone in. The story checked out.

Loserish? Yes. I don't even tell a lot of my really good IRL friends about this one. Just you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131085)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

lol just a chill D1 athlete literally sprinting inside a Walmart to get a video game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131098)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

he was a fencer bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131121)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: contagious elite nibblets

You should have used your size to push them out of the way and crush them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132749)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: contagious elite nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132746)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: Trip pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131117)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43134634)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

muscular 6'2" 218 former skinnymo D1 athlete that can do 2000 feet on the versaclimber in less than 10 minutes and roughly 16 pullups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131062)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse dilemma keepsake machete

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131072)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131078)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

sup Obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131075)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: laughsome yellow garrison

lol yeah right bro

that's why to girl left after 20 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131076)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:03 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

notice he always goes on one off "dates" with girls, but never actually dates them. He's repulsive to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131088)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

can't argue with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131102)



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Date: September 18th, 2021 4:23 AM
Author: Tan Heady Death Wish

Fuck you, scumbag pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43135683)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Bearded mind-boggling doctorate mad cow disease

ty for responding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131081)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

just lose like 50-70 pounds and you will be good on blind dates brobro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131086)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

that's my college competition weight and I was skinny as fuck. No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131095)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

at 6'2" you should be like max 170 lbs unless you are pure muscle/an athlete

american men have distorted views about how skinny they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131114)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

nonsense

205 was my optimal weight by the way in terms of strength/functionality and looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131170)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

(delusional fatty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131181)



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Date: September 18th, 2021 3:54 AM
Author: thirsty sneaky criminal

LOL, classic DTP rant right here ^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43135665)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: Pearl electric orchestra pit

elite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131091)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: Trip pit

we're about the same size. high five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131124)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131134)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:12 AM
Author: Trip pit

im a mack truck, brother. flipping plates like they're coins. wearing knee pads on my elbows because they don't make 'em that big.

HONK MOTHERFUCKER HONK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131162)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131185)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: zippy transparent regret

(Guy who can't do one dead-hang, bar to chest pull up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43133672)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained citrine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43134646)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: fragrant legal warrant theatre

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131115)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: pink piazza patrolman

mean stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131123)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

we're helping him with his dating life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131137)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: pink piazza patrolman

i tried. he isnt interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131141)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

all he needs to do is to stop eating for a few months, lose 60 pounds and he's good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131151)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:12 AM
Author: pink piazza patrolman

nah he sends off a weird peter pan vibe that freaks chicks out. plus he is secretly jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131163)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

would it surprise you that a local Jewish fraternity asked me to "socially affiliate" with them the year after I graduated college? I said no because I was already a member of another.

Also around that same time I made out with a hot as shit jewish chick at a party, like top percentile, and she stopped and said "wait you are jewish right?" and walked away when I told her I wasn't.

I'll let you guys mull that one over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131184)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

so you're fat, with a huge nose and curly hair? JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131189)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Indirect Expression

nose is fine and I have the same haircut and hair as tucker carlson (at least until Great Clips fucked my hair up this week, I made another thread about it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131198)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: contagious elite nibblets

what did you tell them at great clips? to trim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132768)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: pink piazza patrolman

why did you lie to the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132743)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: fishy slippery abode

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43134653)



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Date: September 18th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: cowardly heaven becky

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43136354)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: Maize dog poop

doodikoff is the Platonic Ideal of an internet poster because his stats and Posting Height earn him praise on the internet. He is best expressed in Words. Somehow he manages to suck at IRL which makes Posting all the more appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131174)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Vibrant Crimson Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131187)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy

I'm 5'6" and a mediocre to terrible poaster but I clean up IRL. I might be his polar opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131193)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Maize dog poop

When cyber cafes were a big deal I used to notice that all of the Losers poasting in them were Tall af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131204)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring orchid office

lmao what, do you only date mexican and filipino chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131239)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle ladyboy

have a white gf my height rn. all of my gfs have been white or jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131248)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: Pearl electric orchestra pit

so what's your secret?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43134328)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: Gaped cracking stead

every "male" here: I'm 6'2, 220, here's my pic *twink unveiled*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43131199)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:21 PM
Author: multi-colored son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132696)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome yellow garrison

33

EDIT: that was flame I think it's 27 for men and 17 for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132747)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 9:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy wrinkle

21 for men, 17 for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43134631)



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Date: September 17th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: chocolate useless state

Get under 200lbs dude.

Focus on cardio and diet. I’m willing to bet you’ll see a dramatic turnaround quickly if you can get to the 195lb range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43132781)



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Date: September 18th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: Trip pit

if what he says about the versaclimber is true, then there is no way he is fat. most of you couldn't do 90 seconds on a versaclimber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923654&forum_id=2#43136484)