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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: ultramarine center

What’s the credited way to get away with murder when you’re a suspect. Do you flee the country (to where, and how)? Do you try to move to a rural area? Seems like you’d have to ditch your phone + all electronic presence and go cash only which would make things difficult.

Do any countries not extradite to US? I feel like you need a fake passport and then you go to Eastern Europe and try to lay low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161757)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
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I think it's worth mentioning that it has never been easier to conceal identity. Some of those face masks are extra large. Facial scanners won't work. You throw a hat and some sunglasses and a mask on and you'd never be identified. Especially if you added some weight, put a wig on.

Heck, the "ID checks" at hotels and liquor stores these days they don't even ask you to take your mask down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164873)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:41 PM
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get a van and live in the van for the rest of my life

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

In the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161770)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:51 AM
Author: elite translucent national security agency principal's office

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:52 AM
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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:41 AM
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too much police contact on the roads esp with out of state plates and sleeping in the van. you are guaranteed police contact

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:41 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:44 PM
Author: ivory stain school

seems like high security federal prison would be preferable. think about it - free room and board, free meals, free security, don't have to work. why bother trying to exist on the lam as some impoverished agricultural vagrant when you can have the Good Life in our fine penitentiaries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161766)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: Appetizing geriatric bbw

why the fuck did he choose that over the hippie carefree lifestyle with his all-american kindhearted girl next door. those don’t grow on trees anymore.

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: ivory stain school

xo is so stupid and naive about women. "all american kindhearted girl" ljl get the fuck outta here.

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:49 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: ivory stain school

Would bet you my entire net worth she was insane and would provoke fights regularly. In another timeline their future was one of multiple domestic disturbance police calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161816)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: Appetizing geriatric bbw

if the sort of fight she was provoking was for him to keep his muddy shoes out of the van that she fastidiously cleans, i’ll take that any day and twice on sundays compared to my “modern woman” wife who hasn’t cleaned one toilet or mopped one floor in 15 years of marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161830)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: Silver Station Headpube

>who hasn’t cleaned one toilet or mopped one floor in 15 years of marriage

how the fuck is this even possible, my wife is obsessed with cleanliness and if I don't clean something she asks me to clean she'll just do it herself and then be like "jfc you're dirty" and move on

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Bearded mustard hell indirect expression

She seemed low key evil Imho

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Appetizing geriatric bbw

if she was 95% of women in america she would’ve sold him up the creek in that police bodycam situation. instead she took the fall even though per witnesses he was the one punching her around in public.

if being an anti-karen is lowkey evil, sign me up for a girl like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161804)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:52 PM
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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:19 AM
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Her corpse isn't going to fuck you

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:28 AM
Author: Glittery hospital

That bitch was from Long Island.

She’s a shrew at 22 and fucking crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162876)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

No need to kill her! She just needed, and probably would’ve come to appreciate, a firm hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163481)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Glittery hospital

Of course no need to kill her.

It’s fucking awful that she died.

But I’m not writing waxing poetry of why is a “golden flower”. She had deal breaker issues like 90% of American women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43167224)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

Corporal punishment can help.

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:54 AM
Author: Dashing voyeur scourge upon the earth

Don't like to speak ill of the dead but she was mentally crazy

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac philosopher-king

naw, the guards encourage negroes to rape white men, and then get the video off the cameras and sell it

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing geriatric bbw

killself. dude had a fucking dream girl and didn’t even realize it. she kept thin and fit, cooked and cleaned for them, was a happy go lucky ray of sunshine, worked on simple things like her blog and social media.

he was a fucking sociopathic shrew railing against corporatism and the media. dude should’ve just chilled with his bliss girl instead of troubling himself with hate and anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161767)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: ivory stain school

things are never as good as they appear.

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:47 PM
Author: Appetizing geriatric bbw

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:29 AM
Author: Glittery hospital

You need up your standards,

It sounds like you have given up in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162877)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Lake sex offender

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:06 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:49 PM
Author: Bearded mustard hell indirect expression

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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:51 PM
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you're going to need a support system. his parents seem to have given him a head start, but unless he's going to hide in plain sight, it probably means leaving the country, and I don't know how he financially survives.

I'm guessing that all his parents' accounts are being monitored. Maybe pull something off through the lawyer?

I'm rooting for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161800)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pit

even if had 10k cash that won't last long. you no id. your face is all over the news. you basically have to stay in one place and not move until things really die down. getting food would be difficult and in the end fucking boring. I guarantee facial scanners are in large public transportation stations ie bus terminals and stuff and he will be id'ed quickly. they were able to track the guy in NYC that attacked the jewish dinner from upstate to ny to the bronx following the plate on the roads. ..

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control hateful fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161808)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: sticky double fault

1. Get big tank of gasoline in trunk of a car not being checked for by cameras. This would be hard. Might have to steal the car. Drive to south Florida.

2. Break into marina in south Florida and steal boat. Bring gas and fresh water. Presume security guard and cameras. Might have to knock guard over the head

3. Boat Cuba.

4. Immediately surrender self to Cuban authorities. Offer to give speeches against yankee capitalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: Pale razzle-dazzle old irish cottage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163720)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: irate arousing kitty cat

remember that story of the guy who just decided to live in the woods one day and did that for something like 30 years? Just do that. Pick a spot by a lake with cottages around it and break into them for what you need in the winter. Do this for a year or two until the case goes "cold."

once you've grown a beard, jump trains until you get to the mexican border and can get over. invent a story about yourself down in mexico, and welcome to your new life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161857)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

What do you do for money in Mexico?

The lake cottages aren’t going to have food in them over winter, or if they are, that’s because they are occupied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161965)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:45 PM
Author: irate arousing kitty cat

this guy lasted 27 years doing that

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/mar/15/stranger-in-the-woods-christopher-knight-hermit-maine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162083)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Cordovan Vibrant Crackhouse

That was a fascinating read brother. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162191)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

Wow!

I feel like the proliferation of modern Ring doorbells and so on is going to make this tougher though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163488)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: emerald adventurous tank casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163532)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pit

jumping trains is very difficult, dangerous and lots of police "bulls" in the yards. you can die of dehydration getting on the wrong train that doesnt stop, get ran over, meet other vagrants who aren't friendly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164059)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling temple

The guy already lived in a van right?

Just live in your car for a while in some place that isn't Florida. Hide out for 2 months for things to die down, then just assume a fake identity either in the US or Mexico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161870)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control hateful fat ankles

It will be hard when like 100 million people in America know what he looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161992)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: Green painfully honest wrinkle water buffalo

Gorgeous Philippines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161907)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Aromatic gaping

He should probably join the Taliban

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43161922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:47 PM
Author: charismatic international law enforcement agency whorehouse

His plan so far is good, if you can lay low for a few weeks a lot gets easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: irate arousing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162098)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Vibrant Crackhouse

I'd start with not killing my GF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162093)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic international law enforcement agency whorehouse

Oh don’t pretend you don’t want to fuck gabby’s corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162127)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Vibrant Crackhouse

OK, Ayansh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162199)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: lascivious piazza

Rogaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162134)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: erotic mint orchestra pit mediation

Claim she would not stop using the "n wotd."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162153)



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control hateful fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162192)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: ebony flirting chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162870)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:43 AM
Author: Deranged Cowardly Mother Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162883)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:43 AM
Author: Coral azn rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162884)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:13 AM
Author: magenta disgusting lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163178)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: White Laughsome Forum

Thanks, Rach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163588)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan address dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164230)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: canary theatre selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43165179)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: Carmine contagious boltzmann locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43166879)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: amber galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43166998)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac philosopher-king

sneak onboard a cruise ship bound for latin america...when they make a port call, walk off and don't look back...build a grass hut on a river and live off fish and fruit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162872)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring roast beef

masturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162887)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 4:05 AM
Author: Flesh sound barrier

I can't repeat this enough for all xoxoer's who may need to flee the law some day: The Brazilian constitution forbids the extradition of Brazilian citizens. And you can cop Brazilian citizenship by knocking up a Brazilian chick. All he needs to do is the following:

1) Travel to Brazil.

2) Knock up a Brazilian chick.

3) Claim citizenship after the baby is born.

4) Spend the rest of your life making YouTube videos of yourself drinking caipirinhas on the beach laughing at the fact that he is completely out of the reach of the U.S. government.

1) is probably the hardest part. He'd probably need either a fake/stolen passport or he'd need to sneak into Mexico and travel from there. But I think he's home free after that. (In case anyone is worried, step 2) will be easy. If you have an American passport, women will be throwing themselves at you left and right no matter how short/ugly/aspie you are.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162896)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:38 AM
Author: vengeful puce brethren native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162960)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Lake sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163119)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:14 AM
Author: magenta disgusting lodge

The Glenn Greenwald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163181)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling umber location partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164122)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:55 AM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

You get citizenship just for knocking up, don’t have to marry?

For 2) does it matter if the passport is fake and/or useless to actually travel on because you are wanted? Can the Brazilian hottie get citizenship based on your marriage even though you are a fugitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163489)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:47 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier

I am not a Brazilian immigration lawyer, but my understanding is that if your name is on the baby's birth certificate, that's sufficient to cop citizenship. As for 2), it's not like the hottie will know that your passport is invalid. Abortion is illegal in Brazil, so once she has formed your baby, it's too late for her to do anything about it. (And you can probably find a hottie to form your baby even if she knows she can't use it to cop an American passport. Brazilian girls tend to love white guys with accents.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164314)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Pale razzle-dazzle old irish cottage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163736)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pit

traveling through Mexico illegally is very difficult lots of checkpoints as you get closer to the interior it is harder than getting into america illegally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164067)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:52 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier

Does the U.S. share criminal database information with Mexico? I know they share it with Canada, but I'm not sure about Mexico. My thinking is that once you are out of the U.S., nobody will know that you are a wanted fugitive and you can just use your regular passport. Or can the State Department put a flag on your passport that tells any country in the world that you are a fugitive if you scan it?

In Laundrie's case, it shouldn't matter because he hasn't been accused of a crime yet. He should be able to travel on his regular passport until they issue an arrest warrant. But in general this strategy is probably safer if you have a fake or stolen passport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 4:06 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy slap-happy tattoo ceo

I think the way to do it would be to hunker down in one place and stay the fuck there for like 2 years. Literally go nowhere. Live on canned food, whatever you can scrounge up. The manhunt needs to die way down. Over the 2 years pretty drastically alter your looks. Then and only then look for an off the books job in a major city. Once you get in with that crowd you can work on getting a fake ID and papers and rebuilding your life. I’d stay away from small towns as people there are nosy as fuck and you’ll be too conspicuous. I’d go to some blue collar area of a major metro instead where people will leave you alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162897)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 4:18 AM
Author: Aromatic gaping

he could pass for mexican. Grow out hair and say "No habla"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162903)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: multi-colored sandwich

What kind of jobs are off the books and will hire obvious non-immigrants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163497)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy slap-happy tattoo ceo

Construction or bar tender at a dive bar or working for some Indian convenience store, shit like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163502)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: emerald adventurous tank casino

my dude has already been living in a van and spending a lot of time outside. he'd probably be pretty ok at living off the grid.

i think tcr is basically what you said, but instead of hunkering down in one place for a couple years, you gotta keep moving around. but only in wilderness places. there are tons of areas in the country that are very remote and filled with cabins and rustic vacation homes that are off the grid. travel around and raid those places for supplies as you need them. hunker down in the desolate wilderness while you have supplies. then, like you said, after about 2 years try to rejoin society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163593)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:12 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy slap-happy tattoo ceo

I just think each time you move around it’s an opportunity to be caught as it ups your chances of engaging with people. I’d stay put somewhere and just learn that tiny area super well so you can avoid all human interaction for 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163871)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: emerald adventurous tank casino

i think you have a greater risk staying in one place unless you have some means of gathering supplies without a lot of contact. assuming he's going to risk contact every time he gets supplies, it would probably be better to move around. that way if someone does recognize him he's gone before they find him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164115)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:51 AM
Author: Ruby clown cuckold

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lee_McNair#Fugitive_in_Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162982)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 5:59 AM
Author: Citrine church

get elected as a lib potus. you never have to answer a question and the corporate media / tech monopolies cover for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43162993)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 7:20 AM
Author: diverse home friendly grandma

Buy a wig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163091)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Provocative Corner Windowlicker

That is literally the first thing he should do, his bald look is instantly recognizable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163606)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: Misunderstood parlour

Go trans, get pardon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43163509)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: Sinister at-the-ready business firm

LJL at the bitter incels claiming to "know" the type of girl Pepito is. You know jack shit and have just been rejected too many times. At bare minimum, Laundrie is a scumbag for ditching her in the wilderness. More likely, he's a sociopathic murderer and not very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164008)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Gold Affirmative Action

its gonna be tough for him since he cant just shave his head and grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164063)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: diverse home friendly grandma

https://www.amazon.com/Scientist-Nerd-Glasses-Mustache-Eyebrows/dp/B07ZX3D9K3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164097)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: 180 stag film hunting ground

grow beard, get wig, or some sort of disguide; head for Canada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 2:06 PM
Author: magenta disgusting lodge

Coming out as gay would probably be a good start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164820)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: flushed chapel kitty

Get eaten by a Gator, which he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164853)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Pale razzle-dazzle old irish cottage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43167411)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Brass effete useless brakes

Probably haunt people since I'm a ghost and can't really do anything else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43164885)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Gold Affirmative Action

move to cali, be a homeless person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43165176)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: irate arousing kitty cat

Hide for 5 years, let everything go cold, then walk into the police station and say that you believe police are looking for you.

Force the trial and get an acquittal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43165348)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Zippy carnelian factory reset button

#1 NEVER CONTACT A SINGLE PERSON I KNOW EVER AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT

#2 Get rid of all my possessions except any cash I have on me

#3 Grow my hair and beard out

#4 Wear a bunch of bronzer to look Mexican.

#5 Move to LA or somewhere else where it's easy to be homeless

#6 Make yourself extremely dirty and grimey and wear a hat and sunglasses at nearly times and live like the rest of the homeless near the beach in LA. Spend 5 years doing this but change the city every 6 months or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43166923)



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Date: September 23rd, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control hateful fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4927758&forum_id=2#43167426)